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· Source of this article: The 372nd article of the public account Yugan "The Revival of "Epidemic Literature" Triggered by a Douban Dynamic"

· Copyright: Douban netizens fool netizens

· Description: The public account of the culture and art newspaper has re-edited and screened the article on the sense of stupidity and the messages of netizens.

On March 18, Douban netizens @K imitated the beginning of Kafka's classic work "Metamorphosis" and sent a dynamic:

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

One morning, Gregor. Samsa awoke from an uneasy slumber and found that his neighborhood was sealed.

Netizens have forwarded comments, setting off a wave of imitation of the classic "epidemic literature" competition climax.

Please review the following fragments to see how many prototypes you can remember?

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

Foreign Literature Works

Douban netizen @ Su Zhangzhang

I'm old. One day, in the lobby of a public place, a man came up to me and said to me: Please wear a mask.

- Imitation of Duras's "Lover"

Douban netizen @ Shen Chen

Today, the school is closed. Maybe it was yesterday, and I couldn't figure it out. I received a telegram from my counselor: "A little closure." Only in and out. Nucleic acids for all employees. "It's not clear. Maybe it was sealed yesterday.

- Imitation of Camus's "The Outsider"

Douban netizen @ Huaishan deer

Thirteenth day of quarantine. I think I was asleep because when I woke up I found a sky full of stars falling on my face. The ambulance outside the window whined and reached my ears. In the distance, I saw the big white outside the community walking by. The smell of flowers, the smell of alcohol, the smell of disinfectant water made my sideburns cold. The wonderful surge of this spring night soaked my whole body like a tide. The hand probed his forehead, a little hot, I don't know if it was a dream or reality at the moment.

Douban netizen @ aquamarine shell

Years from now, in the face of community epidemic prevention personnel, Colonel Aureliano Buendia will recall the distant afternoon when his father took him to the mall but was banned and quarantined.

—— Imitation of Márquez's "One Hundred Years of Solitude"

Douban netizen @ fresh clothes suddenly angry horse

Toward the end of the conversation, Colonel Jerinenodo Márquez looked at the long line of nucleic acids, the faces of the people wearing masks blurred, and he felt lost in loneliness. He typed down the message sadly: the cell was in the nucleic acid. A long silence showed that the other party was typing, and suddenly the phone jumped out of Aureliano Colonel Buendia's indifferent WeChat: Don't be stupid Hellenenodo. Truthfully: Cell nucleic acids are normal.

Douban netizens @Jasmine

DeLaura dreams of Sherva. Mary sat in front of a window, outside a snow-covered field, she held the health code in her hand, and it was turning red inch by inch, and every slight sign of turning green, the code grew red again. It was evident in the dream that the girl had been in front of the beginningless window for many, many years, and she did not seem to be in any hurry, for she knew that the last little red meant death.

- Imitation of Márquez's "Love and Other Devils"

Douban netizen @ micro-meow rabbit girl

Gregor then looked out the window again, and Chun Liang was looking down: he could hear the loudspeaker reminding the residents over and over again to grasp the nucleic acid of the downstairs, making his heart very entangled. "It would be better to sleep a little longer and forget about it all." He thought. But this matter could not be avoided at all, so he had to get up and put on a thin coat to wrap himself tightly, protect his mouth and nose, and silently join the team of nucleic acid testing.

- Imitation of Kafka's Metamorphosis

Douban netizen @ Su Xiaoyi

Before long, his mother wanted to see him, and at first her father and sister dissuaded her for various reasons, and Gregor listened attentively, secretly agreeing. Later, they had to drag her back with force, and she shouted desperately, "Let me go in and see Gregor, he is my poor son!" Don't you understand that I have to go in? ”

"But then your health code will turn red!"

Douban netizens @vikin

When I was young and inexperienced, my father taught me a sentence that I still remember. "Whenever you want to take off your mask," he told me, "you remember that not all the people in this world are green codes." ”

— Imitation of Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby

Douban netizen @ Zhang Tianyi

He held out his hands strangely to the dark neighborhood, and despite the distance from him, I could tell he was trembling. I couldn't help but look over there, but I didn't see anything, only a faint green light in the distance, perhaps the green code on someone's phone.

Douban netizen @ Xu Changqing

"I'm here to apologize to you, because I splashed you when I sneezed, my lord..."

"Get out!" "What, sir?" Cherviakov asked in a low voice, and he was stunned.

"Get out!! You don't wear a mask! The general paused and shouted again.

—— Imitation of Chekhov's "The Death of a Little Civil Servant"

Douban netizen @Hey Lloyd

Even if he had only hooked a sea bass once in his life or seen an eagle fly south in the autumn, he would no longer be able to be called a city man, and until he died, he would be haunted by this life without wearing a mask.

- Imitation of Chekhov's "Gooseberry"

Douban netizens @Adiyat

Well, Duke, Genoa and Luga are high-risk areas. But I want to tell you in advance, if you still go out without wearing a mask, if you don't hurry to make an appointment to do nucleic acid, then I will ignore you, you are no longer my friend.

—— Imitation of Tolstoy's War and Peace

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

Douban netizens @chaconut

I sleepwalked again last night in Mandley. I seemed to be standing in front of the iron gate that led to the driveway, and because of the obstruction of the way, I could not enter for a while. Large locks and chains hang on the iron doors, and notices for epidemic prevention and control are posted.

—— Imitation of Du mullier's "Butterfly Dream"

Douban netizens @Robinhood

That year, the leaves fell early. We stood in front of the house and watched the ambulance march on the main road, the earth flying, the leaves blown up by the breeze and falling again. The doctors walked farther and farther, and for a moment there was nothing on the road except for fallen leaves.

- Imitation of Hemingway's "Farewell, Weapon"

Douban netizen @ Yuorz

It happened in February 2021 at a nucleic acid testing site downstairs in the community. I didn't write it out immediately, because my first thought was to forget it so as not to say stupid things. Now in 2022, I think that if I write it, others will see it as a story, and over time, I may think of it as a story myself.

- Imitation of Borges's "The Other Man"

Douban netizen @ Gaga

My brother Cosimo Piovasco di Rondo sat among us for the last time on January 23, 2020. I remember very clearly that the lockdown seemed to happen today.

- Imitation of Calvino's "The Baron in the Tree"

Douban netizens @Showing V1.4.1

The baron on the tree was informed to come down and do the nucleic acid. Cosimo refused. He jumped from the cherry tree to the olive tree, and then to the chestnut tree, and disappeared far into the forest. The community organized 10,000 volunteers to conduct a dragnet search of the forest, and finally set up Cosimo di Rondo at the testing point.

Douban netizen @ Crabapple

The health code is the light of my life, the fire of desire, but also my freedom, my soul. Jian Yi Kang one yard; lips slightly opened, and then slightly enlarged, and finally fully opened: Jian - Kang - code.

- Imitation of Nabokov's Lolita

Douban netizen @ Caoxi gate

"I'm not just looking at the green code, but also your 48-hour nucleic acid test report, Nastasha Filippovna." Said the Duke. "You mean me?" My 48-hour nucleic acid test report? "Yes, you."

- Imitation of Dostoevsky – "The Idiot"

Douban netizen @ sweet noodles

He was killed in March 2022. On that day, the whole neighborhood was silent. The notice record issued by the owner group has only one sentence: there is no positive in the community.

- Imitation of Remac's "No War on the Western Front"

Douban netizens @antares

There are so many testing points in N County, as if the city's residents were born to line up, poke their noses, get a green code that marks the negative, and then immediately go to the next test. But in fact, the number of confirmed, seriously ill and dead people in N County is very small, and life in the county town has been extremely calm.

- Imitation of Ilyph and Petrov's "Twelve Chairs"

Douban netizen @ san meow hall master

In a world suddenly deprived of illusion and light, one feels like a stranger. When man confronts this great divorce from himself and the world in which he lives, a sense of absurdity is born. Sartre's Nausea is precisely this kind of person's sense of discomfort and endless depravity of value to the situation in which he finds himself.

- Osamu Dazai, "Human Disqualification"

Douban netizen @ drinking liquor hurts the body

In the spring wilderness, you are walking alone, and on the opposite side comes a lovely epidemic prevention worker, dressed like a polar bear, with bulging eyes. It says to you, "Hello, Miss, is it okay to have a nucleic acid test?" "Then you hugged the bear and were quarantined for a whole day. You say great or not?

——Imitation of Haruki Murakami, "Norwegian Forest"

Chinese literature

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

Douban netizens @freewind

Meet the people you want to meet out of thousands of people. For thousands of years, in the endless wilderness of time, there was no step earlier, no step later, just caught up, then there is no other word to say, only a soft question: "Oh, are you also lined up here to do nucleic acid?" ”

——Imitation of Zhang Ailing's "Love"

Douban netizen @ Jing persimmon helium crisp

Maybe every man has done such a nucleic acid twice, at least twice, did a nasal swab, over time, the nose changed into a nosebleed on the paper, the throat is still "swallowing like a tiger"; after doing the throat swab, the throat is painful to swallow a grain of rice sticky, but the nose is a cinnabar mole under the brain. In Zhenbao, this is not the case, he is precise epidemic prevention, dynamic clearance, he is such a most ideal modern Chinese figure.

——Imitation of Zhang Ailing's "Red Rose and White Rose"

Douban netizen @ Indian small spot plus

There are two women in Zhenbao's life, one of which he says is his green rose and the other is his yellow rose. One is the green code of the years, and the other is the moving yellow code - ordinary people have always separated the team to do nucleic acid. ——Imitation of Zhang Ailing's "Red Rose and White Rose"

Douban netizen @ your cup 13

When Jiu Li was almost thirty years old, she wrote in her notebook: "The streets are quiet, deserted as if they were closed. I'd rather do nucleic acid every day, thinking you can't come because of isolation. "On my thirtieth birthday, I saw the moonlight on the terrace on the bed at night, and the messy and scattered masks lay there like collapsed stone tablets, bathed in the blue moonlight of the late Tang Dynasty.

——Imitation of Zhang Ailing's "Little Reunion"

Douban netizens @liumang14

Bai Jiaxuan later prided himself on measuring nucleic acid seven times a week.

——Imitation of Chen Zhongzhong's "White Deer Plain"

Douban netizen @ only

Bao Yu put on the big red gold python fox armpit arrow sleeve, covered with stone green sable fur row tassels, turned around to go to find Sister Lin, this has been sealed for a week, Sister Lin does not know if the illness is better? Only to see the raiders busy out to persuade, Grandma Lian Er had already said that even if there was a green code, he couldn't go out, no matter who went out, he had to be careful about his skin! Where is Baoyu willing to listen, hurriedly said to see a glance back! The attackers could not help but be dissuaded, and they could not help but shed tears of sadness, it was really a pair of wrongdoers.

——Imitation of Cao Xueqin's "Dream of the Red Chamber"

Douban netizen @ black qiao

Tan Chun said, "I know that if a large family like ours is killed from the outside, it will not be killed for a while." The ancients said, 'A hundred-footed worm, dead but not stiff', must first commit suicide from home to destroy itself, in order to be defeated! As he spoke, he burst into tears.

Douban netizens @lefteyelisa

The general trend of the world, sealed for a long time will be nuclear, and the core will be sealed for a long time.

——Imitation of Luo Guanzhong's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"

Film, poetry and others

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

Douban netizen @ Ma Fengchun

MR. POTTER: We got a report that your health code turned yellow tonight at 9:12. You know, underage shamans are not allowed to leave school during the pandemic, and if you do so again, you may be expelled from the school (Ordinance on reasonable restraint of minor shamans, 1875, paragraph 3).

- Imitation of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter

Douban netizen @ Lychee

"It's not like I'm only wearing it for three years, three years after three years, three years after three years, when will I be able to pick it?"

——Imitation of Liu Weiqiang - "Infernal Affairs"

I don't know when it started, the health code has an extra date, a long time ago it was a green code on the line, then it took 72 hours of nucleic acid, then 48 hours, now it takes 24 hours, I began to wonder, under the epidemic, what nucleic acid will not expire?

——Imitation of Wong Kar-wai's "Chongqing Forest"

Douban netizen @ BzK

There are two things that are deeply awe-inspiring, and that's the starry sky above our heads and the health code in our phones.

——Imitation of Kant's Critique of Practical Reason

Douban netizen @ be careful

During the quarantine period, we had not seen each other for a long time, and suddenly we met in the corridor, he saw me, and pretended not to see, we passed by, at this moment, he did not tilt his head and said four words: Be calm!

——Imitation of Huang Yongyu's "Ordinary Shen Congwen"

Douban netizen @ A fly

In the deep blue sky hung a golden full moon, and below the newly sealed neighborhood, there was an endless queue, among which there was a young man in his twenties, wearing a protective shield, holding a cotton swab in his hand, and stabbing at a mouth as hard as he could.

——Imitation of Lu Xun's "Hometown"

Douban netizen @ Butterfly Sister 0

For nucleic acids, I will not be upset, if I am upset, I will have to be upset several times a month, and I may not live until now. About this kind of situation, it is possible to practice habits, and then it does not matter. If there is a rumor, you will be annoyed, then you will be hit by the plan of sealing the school.

——Imitation of Lu Xun's "Collection of Letters to Xiao Jun"

Douban netizen @ Amber BOOK

If I sent you a book, I wouldn't send you poems/ I'm going to give you a book about nucleic acids, about isolation / Tell you the difference between a throat swab and a nasal swab / Tell you a close contact to be afraid of / Spring

——Imitation of Yu Xiuhua's "I Love You"

Fool netizens leave a message

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

@Zheng Shuoyuan

If I have more than one nucleic acid certificate, would you like to follow me?

——Imitation of "Pattern Proof"

@Zhang Ya | Melanie Zhang

Ming'er you also do not measure nucleic acid, after the child I also do not test nucleic acid, no one will come in the future. I was going to spare you, but I was lenient this time, and it will be difficult to manage others next time. When the old and young people in this garden have changed into yellow codes and red codes, how to explain to the ancestors.

——Imitation of "Dream of the Red Chamber"

@Allen

"One day," you say, "I did 44 nucleic acids."

After a while you say, "Did you know that people fall in love with nucleic acid when they are afraid?" ”

—— Imitation of "Little Acid Boy"

@Cute Sister

Dusk was the worst time of the day, and I saw the streets full of workers in protective suits.

The tall buildings and streets also changed their usual shapes, as in the movies.

You're standing at the corner of the stairs, with some sort of smell of disinfectant water, a little wet.

Strange breath, when you passed by, I realized that you had just finished the nucleic acid test, and things happened at that time.

—— Imitation of "Rhinoceros in Love"

@Chang'an

Then we had dreams,

About literature,

About love,

About traveling through the world

Now we line up late at night,

Bodies touched together,

It was all throat-breaking sounds.

- Imitation of North Island", "Polish Visitor"

@JOJO

Like last time, the huge square cabin of the "Tang" was shrouded in the twilight that had just fallen, the welding flowers on the shell did not seem to be as dense as the last time, and the lights shining on it were much dimmer. At this time, Wu Yue and Zhang Beihai were close to 39 °C.

"I heard that the hospital has decided to stop receiving treatments." Zhang Beihai said.

"Does this still have anything to do with us?" Wu Yue replied coldly, looking away from the square cabin and looking at the remnants of the sunset in the western sky.

—— Imitation of "Three-Body Problem"

@ with chapter

You're here, don't move around, I'll go buy an orange and make you nucleic acid.

——Imitation of Zhu Ziqing's "Back Shadow"

@Hana

I give you the cold streets, the desperate sunsets, the desolate moons.

I give you the sadness of someone who has been looking at the number of confirmed cases on Weibo for a long time

I give you memories of not having a mask that I saw as early as an evening before 2019

I give you my loneliness, my darkness, my hunger for freedom; I try to impress you with green codes, nucleic acid tests, itinerary codes.

——Imitating Borges's "What Can I Use to Keep You"

@Joe Hisaishi

You know, a man may love a woman but doesn't want to risk his health code turning red to meet her.

- Imitation of Maugham's "Veil"

@Sonic driver.

Dai Yu therefore said in a loud voice, "It's me, don't you open it yet?" Qingwen Biaosheng did not hear it yet, and said, "According to who you are, the second master ordered, without wearing a mask to show the health code, you are not allowed to put it in!" Dai Yu listened, did not feel angry outside the door, and thought back: "Although it is said that the aunt's family is like her own home, in the end it is the guest side." Now that the epidemic is happening again, I am helpless and bored. As I thought, tears rolled down my face. It's not going back, it's not standing.

@Toot Bi Beep Beep

Someone must have falsely accused Joseph M. K, he knew he hadn't been anywhere else, but one morning his health code turned red.

- Imitation of Kafka's "Judgment"

@Mulan Mountain People

At the thought of going back to his hometown for the New Year and doing nucleic acids, Hamlet couldn't help but hesitate. Back or not, that's a question.

- Imitation of Shakespeare's Hamlet

@Xia Di'er

Suddenly, there was silence all around, and outside the temple, thousands of tourists gathered to test nucleic acid, from the mountainside to the foot of the mountain, there were at least two or three thousand people accompanying time and space, and no one made a sound.

Some people wanted to speak at this time, and they were also taken by the risk of infection, and the words shrank back to their mouths. Only snowflakes seemed to be heard falling on the leaves and tusses of grass, making a soft and unusual sound.

Ling Hu Chong suddenly thought in his heart, "Little Master Sister doesn't know the itinerary Kajia Star at this time?" ”

——Imitation of Jin Yong," "Smiling Proud of the Jianghu"

@Jiang Yu Mao

There is only one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is the detection of nucleic acids. Judging whether we can get out of the community today is equivalent to answering the fundamental question of philosophy. Other examples, such as how many new cases were added yesterday, whether the itinerary code has stars, are not worth mentioning.

- Imitation of Camus's Myth of Sisyphus

@Feather

The fourth uncle walked and said loudly:

"Not sooner or later, but at this time - this is obviously a fallacy!"

I was surprised at first, then very uneasy, as if this had something to do with me. Looking outside the door, there was no one. It was so easy to stay until the volunteers came to rest before dinner, so I got the opportunity to inquire about the news.

"Just now, who was angry with the Fourth Master?" I asked.

"Isn't it still Sister-in-law Heban Lin?" The volunteer said succinctly.

"Sister-in-law Xianglin?" What's wrong? I asked quickly again.

"The code is red."

@Jiang Yinghong

You stand on the bridge doing nucleic acid, people in home isolation are watching you upstairs, the moon decorates your windows, you decorate other people's dreams. ——Imitation of Bian Zhilin's "Broken Chapter"

@Generation Summer

We stood, all wearing masks

It's beautiful

There is a green code, do not open

If it is ours, it is very beautiful

——Imitation of Gu Cheng's "In Front of the Door"

@Mantleplume

There is only one kind of heroism in the world, that is, to love life after the health code turns yellow or red.

- Imitation of Roman Rolland's "Michelangelo Biography"

@Deng Fish Cake

"Gone?"

"Yes."

"Where are you going?"

"Nucleic acid testing"

"And then what?"

"Quarantine"

"Is it okay not to quarantine?"

"Don't isolate you, aren't you afraid that I'll infect you?"

- Imitation of "The King of Comedy"

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

@AlexZhang

Li Xunhuan suddenly smiled, "Do you know why I like your friend?" ”

Ah Fei was silent, and Li Xunhuan smiled: "Only because you are the first person among my friends who saw me coughing, but did not persuade me to do nucleic acid." ”

- Antique Dragon, "Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword"

@paul lennon

A person who has been sealed in the community for a long time will naturally expect to be able to go out. Later, he finally went out and came to Isidora. The buildings here have spiral staircases filled with spiral shells, people here make perfect telescopes and violins, foreigners here always meet a third woman when they hesitate to face two women, and cockfighting here will evolve into a bloody fight of gamblers. When he looked forward to going out, he had these things on his mind. Thus, Isidora was the city of his dreams: only a little different. He was a young man in the city of dreams; he was an old man when his neighborhood was unsealed. At the foot of the wall in the square, the old men sat quietly watching the young men do nucleic acid; he sat side by side with them. Desire has become a memory.

- Imitation of Calvino's "The Invisible City"

@3055

Don't be a person and forget the four, don't say the wrong thing, don't make a mistake in nucleic acid, don't step on the wrong threshold, and don't touch the wrong pocket.

——Imitation of Yu Hua's "Alive"

@粽粽粽粽

Everything must be studied to understand. In ancient times, the city was often sealed, and I still remember it, but I don't know much. I opened the history and looked it up, and there was no age in history, and the words "no going out" were written on each page of the crooked page. I couldn't sleep horizontally, and I looked carefully in the middle of the night before I saw the code from the cracks, and the words "no code" were written all over the book!

——Imitation of Lu Xun's "Diary of a Madman"

@non-thanks

Suddenly the church bell rang 12 times. The prayer bells also rang. Outside the window came the sound of a call to do nucleic acid—the doctor was ready. Mr. Hammel stood up, his face pale, and I think he had never been so tall.

"O my friends," he said, "I—I—"

But he choked, and he couldn't go on.

He turned to the chalkboard, picked up a piece of chalk, exerted all his strength, and wrote five big words:

"Hurry up and do nucleic acid!"

Then he stayed there, his head against the wall, and without saying a word, he made a gesture to us: "It's time to go, you go." ”

—— Imitation of Tudor's "The Last Lesson"

@Shi Fan fan

I slowly and slowly learned that the so-called epidemic isolation only means that your fate with him is that the nucleic acid test is constantly watching his back drift away every day. You stand at this end of the door, watching him fade away into the bend in the corridor, and he silently tells you with his back: Don't go out.

——Imitation Dragon Yingtai "Eye Sending"

@hanhan

As the years passed, I did a lot of nucleic acids, and when they were ready to stuff cotton swabs into my nose, they would ask me if I would poke the left or right side. I think my answer at the time was, yesterday it was on the left, today it's on the right. But the only thing I haven't forgotten is the man who stabbed me in the throat.

- Imitation of the Beautiful Legend of Sicily

@Eric

From tomorrow onwards, communicate with every loved one

Tell them I'm green

That happy green code told me

I will tell everyone

Give every river and every mountain a warm name

Stranger, I bless you too

May you have a green health code

——Imitation of Haizi ,"Facing the Sea, Spring Blossoms"

@zouzou

Our meeting, only when our yards are all green, meeting is meaningful.

——Imitation of Simon Beauva in "Love Letters Across the Ocean"

@Chen Yutong

The most important thing is that we should first do nucleic acids, followed by green codes, and then never take off our masks from each other.

- Imitation of Dostoevsky's "The Brothers Karamazov"

@Mandarin

There are thousands of roads, the first nucleic acid; double code is not sound, and it cannot go anywhere.

—— Imitation of "The Wandering Earth"

@Love Mushroom

In my opinion, the little loves we live in are not a big deal at all, and once they pass, they are over. Last year's snowflakes, now in? What matters is that the things that last a lifetime are my green codes day after day, and that's what matters.

- Imitation of "Madame Chatterley's Lover"

@Zhang Gengbo

When living elsewhere, it is a dream, it is art, it is poetry, and when it is here elsewhere, the sense of sublimeness becomes the other side of life: 14+7.

- Imitation of Milan Kundera's "Living Elsewhere"

@Burn Cream

The long night is coming,

I will start nucleic acid from now on, clear the square rest.

I'm not going out, I'm not going to visit, I'm not going to get together.

I'm not going to do activities, I'm not going to work.

I will wash my hands and wear a mask.

I have a declaration card to make a sword, and a Yue Kang code to be a guard.

I am the blazing flame of the balcony bungee, the light of the dormitory song, the horn of the home office, the shield that guards the green code.

I dedicate my life and glory to being a nucleic acid, tonight, night and night.

- Imitation of George Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire"

@ Kim Kin Min

Mr. Duchu, what a blue sky you see! Take the green code and keep going, don't look at both sides, it will melt you in the blue sky. ——Imitation of the line of the movie "The Hunt"

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

Ah Zhao is passing on the biography

I haven't had a nucleic acid in a long time, and I haven't tried to get so close to yellow in a long time. Although I knew that this line was not very long, and I knew that I would soon unseal it, but this minute, I felt very bitter.

——Imitation of Wong Kar-wai's "Fallen Angel"

@ one word

On the sixth day of the first month, sting.

At this time of year, A man comes to me for a drink, and his name is Huang Yaoshi. This man was strange, always coming from the east every time, and this habit had been maintained for many years. Last year, he brought me a handwritten note. Huang Yaoshi said: Not long ago, I met a person who said that she was infected with a "new coronavirus", which will make you unable to do everything normally. At first I just thought it was a joke he was playing with me, but then he and I were quarantined and realized that it would take at least fourteen days once this state of affairs began.

He did not come back this year, saying that the inn was sealed.

——Imitation movie "East Evil West Poison"

@Clockwork Orange

If you really want to hear me, the first thing you want to know might be where I did nucleic acids, how I spent my unfortunate quarantine, what I did before I was quarantined, and so on, but I honestly tell you, I have no intention of telling you all this.

- Imitation of Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye"

@ Eat oranges or not

"Oh, unseal! That's what all the characters have been calling for in the face of their fate in the midst of a long pandemic. This last appeal is also our appeal, and now I understand it.

I am in the midst of epidemic prevention and quarantine, and I finally understand that there is an invincible summer in me. ”

—— Imitation of Camus's "Letter to a German Friend"

@ calm heart

I overheard someone outside the window chuckling and saying, "Brother Wujie, you have also promised me to do something." It was Zhou Zhiruo's voice. Zhang Wuji was concentrating on checking the nucleic acid report, and he didn't know when she came to the window. The window slowly pushed open, and Zhou Zhiruo's pretty face, wearing a mask, appeared under the candlelight. Zhang Wuji exclaimed, "You... What are you going to tell me to do again?" Zhou Zhiruo smiled, "At this time, I can't think of it." One day you will be isolated from the Zhao family sister, but I am afraid that I will think of it. Zhang Wuji glanced back at Zhao Min, and then looked back at Zhou Zhiruo, and suddenly there were mixed feelings, and he didn't know whether he was happy or worried, his hand trembled, and his mobile phone fell on the table.

——Imitation of Jin Yong's "Dragon Slaying in the Heavens"

@Turnip grass

A group of people silently lined up to go forward, and at the end of the road was the nucleic acid point. Gradually, a young man talked to a young girl, and they chatted, and there was laughter in the team, and everyone talked and laughed.

- Imitation of Zhou Guoping

@ Xiaolu classmate

With a bang, the elevator was stuck on the way down this week. After a long time of the epidemic, people seem to look down on life and death a lot, without panicking, and continue to brush their mobile phones in the darkness, reflecting a green light on their faces. "When are you still in the mood to see funds and stocks?" A woman whispered in her mouth. "You seem to be all red, master, beauty!" The man next to him said. "Poof—" The woman smiled, "I'm looking at the itinerary code!" ”

——Copying the Winter Eagle "Dream Lang"

@ two two

Fu Hongxue suddenly said, "You are here." ”

Yan Nanfei said, "I'm here." ”

Fu Hongxue said, "I knew you would come!" ”

Yan Nanfei said, "Of course I will come, of course you know, otherwise how could you let me go two years ago?" ”

Fu Hongxue's eyes fell, and he stared at the sword in his hand again, and after a long time, he slowly said, "The epidemic has lasted for two years, and there will be no health code." ”

Yan Nanfei said, "Exactly two years." ”

Fu Hongxue sighed softly and said, "It's been two long years." ”

Yan Nanfei was also sighing, "Two short years." ”

——Antique Dragon "Heaven End Bright Moon Knife"

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

Although "epidemic literature" only borrows literary masterpieces to write "epidemic", from these writings we can see the distinctive epidemic symbols - nucleic acid, health code, mask - these markers have become everyone's deepest and most direct impression and memory of the new crown epidemic; we can also feel the emotions conveyed between the lines of these words - in the face of the impermanence of the epidemic, we are afraid, helpless, confused, and depressed, but on top of these negative emotions is not a simple accusation. Instead, it uses more positive ridicule to dispel serious and negative emotions.

The combination of depictions of the epidemic and literary, film and television masterpieces of different backgrounds in different eras has produced a wonderful chemical reaction. Such a romantic writing of suffering and trauma is a dialogue with the epidemic in a literary way. We use literature to record the feelings and thoughts brought to us by the epidemic, face the self during the epidemic period, reconcile with ourselves, relieve anxiety and helplessness, and embrace the uncertain future with a positive and open mind.

As Romain Rolland said, "There is only one true heroism in the world, and that is to love life after knowing its truth." In the performance art of this "epidemic" revival, I see such a possibility.

——Excerpt from "Dialogue between Literature and the Epidemic, Finding Spiritual Self-Consistency in The Lost"

Author: Yue Wenping Source: Nanfang Net

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Source: Yugan and its netizens, Douban netizens, Nanfang Net

Responsible for the | Liu Zhilin

Review | Wu Hanxing

You're on fire, I laugh and laugh and cry...

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