[Humorous jokes] Cry and laugh
The child came to his mother crying.
"What's wrong, kid?"
Dad was careless, and the hammer hit his own fingers.
"What are you crying?"
"Because I just laughed.."
[Humorous jokes] Don't make a sound
Dick: Mom, look at that guy, bald.
Mother: Don't make a sound, child, he will hear.
Dick; Didn't he know it himself?
Mother:...
[Humorous joke] little naughty
Mother: Did I give her the apple I asked you to give grandma to eat?
Son: Gave it to her. But she gave me something to eat anyway.
Mother: Why?
Son: I hid her dentures.
[Humorous joke] Dad's going home tomorrow
Mom: "Xiao Bao, Daddy is going home tomorrow, are you happy?"
Xiao Bao: "Not happy." Mom: "Why aren't you happy?"
Xiao Bao: "As soon as Dad comes home, I will sleep in a small bed."
[Humorous joke] slap
Mother: "Boy, how much do you get married?"
The son held out a slap and saw it in front of his mother's eyes, five fingers like five mountains.
The mother asked, "5,000 pieces?"
The son turned his hand back and shook it again?"
The mother stuck out her tongue: "10,000 yuan?
The son nodded triumphantly, "Of course, Luo, two slaps."
"Good!", Father came over and snapped! syllable! He opened his bow left and right, slapped his son twice, and roared angrily: "Well, I'll give it to you, two slaps, one slap on the left, one slap on the right."
[Humorous jokes] tricks
A certain store sells women's clothing, and the business has been very good. Someone asked the boss, "What's the trick to your store's clothing for women's clothing?" How did you attract so many men to buy?"
"I don't know how," replied the boss, "but it's a little different, if there are men who come to buy, my wife always has to take off her clothes in person and try them on."
[Humorous joke] miniskirt
The mall security guard asked a little girl who had just been separated from her mother: "Why don't you pull on your mother's skirt?" The little girl said, "My mom is wearing a miniskirt and I can't reach it."
[Humorous joke] Which sugar is best
A fashionably dressed young man came to the counter selling candy, saw the colorful candy, and said happily:
"Well, there's so much candy here!" Which sugar is best to feed?" The salesman came over and replied, "If you eat it yourself, chewing gum is the best!"
[Humorous jokes] tit-for-tat
On the winter solstice, a banner was held up at the door of xinxing Chinese medicine stores, which read: "All kinds of high-quality brand-name summer supplements are exhibited and sold." The couplet on both sides is: "Winter to make up, spring to fight the tiger."
The next day, a huge plaque was erected at the entrance of the "Eat Eat And See" Western Restaurant opposite the pharmacy, which read: "Medicine is not as good as food supplement."
[Humorous joke] The little boy asked for the price
A boy walked into the store and asked: How much is 1 kilogram of bread?
One 4 francs.
How much is 1 kg of sugar?
A 12 francs.
2 kg of bread and 2 kg
How much does sugar cost?
One 32 francs.
"Thank you, please write down your answer in the book." When the salesman finished writing, he asked, "Why are you asking this?" The child replied, "This is what our teacher is going to ask in class." After saying that, I went home.
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