Step by step to kill yourself - talk about Niu Er
Original Chongqing Tang yun

Niu Er He Xuren, Mr. Shi Nai'an did not explain in depth, and his appearance characteristics were also written in a bit of a type, but it was a sentence of "people in the city saw that they were hiding", telling the daily situation of this guy - you think about a big Kaifeng Mansion, being a person to do people see people annoying, ghosts and ghosts, what is that realm?
Some people must ask: What did he do wrong?
Mr. Shi Nai'an wrote Niu Er and not Niu Da, because the person who dares to call the boss not only has a deep moral deed, but also should also dare to take on the role of a person, not to say that calling the wind and rain, at least can also ensure that one side is peaceful and admired, and "two" is not like this, if it has been very two, but also think that it is very cattle, then it can only be Niu Er or Jin San!
Niu Er met Yang Zhi, who sold knives, and his character of Er Chong Er Chong must have a story with the depressed and frustrated Yang Zhi, and Niu Er killed himself step by step.
"Hanzi, how much do you want to sell this knife?"
It seems that he really wants to engage in trade, so Yang Zhi also seriously replied "three thousand", and patiently explained that this is a sword handed down from the ancestors!
Niu Er suddenly showed disdain: what bird knife, Lao Tzu can also buy one of thirty texts, still cut meat and cut tofu - what is so great about you - first derogatory, this is generally mainly to reduce the price, this is the usual practice, can be understood. There's nothing wrong with asking for a price and paying it back on the spot!
So when he asked, "What are the benefits of your bird knife, called the sword", Yang Zhi really thought he wanted to buy a knife, and introduced the three core functions of this knife: "The first piece, cutting copper and chopping iron, the knife edge is not rolled; the second piece, the hair is blown; the third piece, there is no blood on the killing knife." "Is this an advertising slogan or a product introduction?" Generally speaking, sellers have more or less exaggerated ingredients, right? So it needs to be verified, and it needs to be confirmed by the buyer's show.
So Niu Er came to be interested, he went to ask for twenty copper plates stacked together, asked Yang Zhi to cut, said that if you can cut open, you will give you three thousand!
As a result, Yang Zhi slashed it in half with one knife! Here, Mr. Shi Nai'an specially wrote "Look at the calibration, only one knife"! Do you think this is just a demonstration of the sharpness of the sword? no！ There is also Yang Zhi's sword skills and martial arts here! This is an ancient Chinese precision fixed-point strike!
Unfortunately, where can Niu Er understand?
Niu Er began to play with Lai, saying that if he chopped it well, he would give it three thousand guan, and he had to verify that the second item could be blown!
Obviously, this one is also without suspense, and Yang Zhi is a successful demonstration as usual!
Is it time to sit down and negotiate transactions and pay cash? Customer service is a little impatient!
But Niu Er is not!
He had to verify the third! This third item is that there is no blood on the killing knife!
"It's just a fast!" Shi Nai'an said!
Nyima ruled the law society, and Yang Zhi could not agree to verify this item, so he proposed a workaround and found a dog to experiment. Dogs, have you provoked them?
You're talking about killing people, not killing dogs!
It seems that Yang Zhi did not abide by the contract, and the current situation was completely caused by Yang Zhi!
At this time, Yang Zhicai understood that Niu Er had come to tease himself completely! He was a little angry, if you want to buy it, you can buy it, and if you don't buy it, you can buy it!
But Niu Er had already witnessed the goodness of the sword, his greed was even more fierce, but he didn't want to pay, and after the first two rounds of competition, he expected that Yang Zhi was just an honest person, and he definitely did not dare to fight with him anymore! Therefore, I forced Yang Zhi to dare to kill me!
This is the most powerful porcelain I have ever seen in history!
This also frightened Yang Zhi: We have no revenge in our past lives and no grievances in the future, the two are irrelevant, each taking their own chosen path, there is no reason to kill you! It's like a master of civilization!
What follows is the rutted negotiation.
Niu Ii: I want to buy a knife!
Yang Zhi: Take the money!
Niu Er: I don't have any money, I want to buy a knife!
Yang Zhi: Don't give money and don't sell!
Niu Er: Lao Tzu bought it!
Niu Er: Lao Tzu has no money, I want to buy a knife!
Yang Zhi: I don't sell without money!
Niu Er: You killEd Lao Tzu!
Yang Zhi: ...
After several rounds of talking, there were results! This sweater is ugly to weave!
The end result is known to everyone!
Someone summed it up this way:
Niu Er had the privilege of witnessing the sword, but unfortunately died under the sword!