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#要来一只兔子吗, the kind that can chat

Buy 3 buns for breakfast, the owner loaded me 4 and I returned one.

Boss: "The girl sent you this, don't want money." ”

Me: "Thanks, I'll eat 3 of them." ”

Boss: "Well, girl, you're losing weight!" ”

Me: "No, your buns are not delicious, I can't eat up to 3..."

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Colleagues came to my house to play, to the meal point thought that there is a Sichuan restaurant is particularly delicious, is a little far away, so I said to him: A car, you drive or I drive?

The colleague was visibly stunned, "Now? ”

I said yes, the time is just right now.

Then he went and closed the curtains...

I???

A classmate of mine, when I first fell in love, I tattooed my girlfriend's head on my chest.

Later, the two decided.

This brother changed his girlfriend's avatar to a cute dog head with long hair, which was a modification made on the basis of the avatar.

The dog blood is that less than a month after the change, the girls of my classmates came to my classmates and said that they wanted to reunite...

Want to get some rabbits, mesh stockings bunny girl

#要来一只兔子吗, the kind that can chat
#要来一只兔子吗, the kind that can chat
#要来一只兔子吗, the kind that can chat

#谁想看脸?

#要来一只兔子吗, the kind that can chat
#要来一只兔子吗, the kind that can chat

Hmmm╯^╰Are men so fickle?

#要来一只兔子吗, the kind that can chat
#要来一只兔子吗, the kind that can chat