Buy 3 buns for breakfast, the owner loaded me 4 and I returned one.
Boss: "The girl sent you this, don't want money." ”
Me: "Thanks, I'll eat 3 of them." ”
Boss: "Well, girl, you're losing weight!" ”
Me: "No, your buns are not delicious, I can't eat up to 3..."
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Colleagues came to my house to play, to the meal point thought that there is a Sichuan restaurant is particularly delicious, is a little far away, so I said to him: A car, you drive or I drive?
The colleague was visibly stunned, "Now? ”
I said yes, the time is just right now.
Then he went and closed the curtains...
I???
A classmate of mine, when I first fell in love, I tattooed my girlfriend's head on my chest.
Later, the two decided.
This brother changed his girlfriend's avatar to a cute dog head with long hair, which was a modification made on the basis of the avatar.
The dog blood is that less than a month after the change, the girls of my classmates came to my classmates and said that they wanted to reunite...
Want to get some rabbits, mesh stockings bunny girl

#谁想看脸?
Hmmm╯^╰Are men so fickle?