1. Funny classic cold jokes, lonely these two words taken apart to see, there are children, there are melons, there are puppies, there are mosquitoes and flies, enough to support the mouth of an alley in the middle of a summer evening, full of humanity. Under the willow shed of the child, the thin dog is in the narrow alley, the world is bustling and laughing, but I have two sideburns. ------ this is called loneliness.
2. Search every day to see more jokes, the little cousin of six years old told me that he liked a girl. I asked him what he knew by like. He said: "I know that I don't like fat people, but I like her fat; I don't like people to touch my things, she can just touch them." ”
3. Hilarious little aunt funny cold jokes, eating snacks at home to watch costume dramas, seeing a concubine wrapped in a quilt by two people, carrying to the bed. The little nephew on the side seemed to be talking, and I stopped: "Don't ask, you will know these things when you grow up." He said, "Sister-in-law, if it's you, it should take three people to carry it." ”
4. Receive a text message: "Please send money to so-and-so account." I was going to trick the people who sent this scam text message! He replied, "You can do as much as you want, as long as my son is okay." After about 10 minutes, the scammer replied to me: "Brother, I am a liar, your son is not in my hands, you hurry to find your son!" ” ...
5. The company goes to the toilet with the kind of hand-drawn paper that it brings. Today, my colleague was in a hurry to go out after lunch, so I asked me to help him put away the paper. I was also busy with other things in my mouth, and I read it and went to the toilet and took away the deputy general manager's hand paper that was going to the toilet...
6. Why do people read? For example, when you fall out of love, what you will say is: "If life is only as you first see, what is the autumn wind and sorrow." Waiting for idle changes but the old people's hearts, but the old people's hearts are changeable. Instead of tmd just saying, "Want to cry, it's hard!" ”
7. Going to the wedding, the seat was arranged by my buddies, he said I was unmarried, and he wanted to arrange a single table for me. I was so excited, I thought maybe there could be a single goddess or something... Later, he arranged a table for all the children, and asked me to take care of them all to eat well!!!
8. Roommate, people look good, that is, women are a little worse. Today he and I met a woman on our way back to the dormitory. "Hey, handsome guy" thought he was coming in the spring, who knows what this cargo replied: what is Daddy doing!!! Destined to be single!!!!