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Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

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The cross-talk industry has always had a mixture of fish and dragons, and this point is related to "genes": from zhu Shaowen's cross-talk, cross-talk artists are a smorgasbord of three religions and nine streams, and the people who are abducted and deceived to ask for food have come, and there are almost no cultural people - but whoever has a mouthful of rice to eat will do this.

Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

The highest diploma of a cross-talk artist before liberation was Ma Sanli, who graduated from junior high school. Of course, Ma Lao's artistic attainment is so high that he no longer needs a diploma to hide his shame.

Because there is no culture and the threshold is low, the cross-talk community has established many rules, which are essentially to exploit new people in a different way. One of the rules is the most "lacking in morality" - recognize the dry father.

China pays attention to "one day as a teacher, lifelong as a father", so the word "master" is written as "master", and the one who thinks that "master" can also become half of the famous singers.

Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

Worship the teacher has one more "father", but also let people recognize the father, somewhat trampling on the dignity of the artist. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the customs have changed, and unfortunately, the stinky habit of "recognizing the dry father" has remained.

Many cross-talk artists have dry fathers, one of which is more "strange", and recognized 6 in one breath, this person is Master Hou Yaowen's apprentice - Chen Hanbai.

Chen Hanbai's 6 "dry fathers" are familiar to everyone, namely Hou Yaowen's partner Shi Fukuan, master's old friend Shi Shengjie, Guo Degang's master Yang Zhigang, Chang Guitian, one of the three major families of xiangsheng, Liu Wenheng, a famous cross-talker, and Sun Guan Ziren, a disciple of Ma Sanli.

Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

The body is affected by the parents, words can be said and things can be done wrong, the father really can not be confused, back to the hometown will not be able to lift their heads.

Perhaps it is the pressure of 6 "dry fathers" that is too much and the self-esteem is damaged, Chen Hanbai "invented" a trick to alleviate the awkward atmosphere - let his wife call himself "Daddy".

Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

This title is somewhat fishy, so the two sons claim that Ding Xiaoling has no father since childhood, and so on.

Because of these two things Chen Hanbai was ridiculed by the crowd, all kinds of filthy words were everywhere, and it was really sad that the 64-year-old suffered such a senseless disaster.

However, most people take Chen Hanbai for fun, but few people understand Chen Hanbai's "pain" - Chen Hanbai is also difficult.

Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

Chen Hanbai's difficulty is that most of the dry fathers are not voluntarily recognized by him, and the master assigns them not to recognize them.

Isn't Chen Hanbai embarrassed? Of course, it is also embarrassing. For example, Mr. Shi Shengjie is only 4 years older than Chen Hanbai, and When Chen Hanbai was born, Shi Shengjie was still wearing open crotch pants. Originally, the "brother" became a "father and son", and I didn't know whether Chen Hanbai bit his back teeth in the middle of the night.

Another example is Tianjin artist Yang Zhigang, when he recognized his father, Chen Hanbai was 47 years old, and he had reached the age of being a grandfather to others.

Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

Why recognize? Assigned by the Master. Shi Shengjie and Hou Yaowen are iron brothers, and when they meet and shout "third brother", Hou Yaowen asks Chen Hanbai to recognize Shi Sheng's masterpiece as "dry father", which is called kissing and kissing.

Hou Yaowen had been friends with the Chang family since childhood, and once wanted to worship Chang Baohua as a teacher, but he failed to do so after Hou Baolin obstructed him. So Hou Yaowen asked Chen Hanbai to recognize Chang Guitian as a "dry father" - Chang Guitian was raised by Chang Baohua from childhood, and he had such a relationship.

Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

Mr. Chang Guitian is now sick and hospitalized, it is said that he is still very sick, Chen Hanbai went to the hospital to visit some time ago.

Hou Yaowen accepted Guo Degang as an apprentice and had a tense relationship with Yang Zhigang, and in order to maintain personal relations, Chen Hanbai recognized Yang Zhigang as a "dry father".

As for Ma Sanli's disciple Sun Guan Ziren, he couldn't fight with Hou Yaowen's eight rods, so that Chen Hanbai recognized him as a "dry father" in order to give the elderly a pension and send him to the end.

Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

Recognizing Shi Fukuan as a "dry father" is the "unspoken rule" of the cross-talk industry - after the artist worships the master, the master's partner automatically becomes a "dry father". As for Liu Wenheng, it is not very clear.

This is Chen Hanbai's "pain", which is both embarrassing and has more responsibilities - three festivals and two birthdays to visit, sick and cold you have to take care of, "dry father" old you have to support, and give people a pension to send the end.

A son breaks 7 parts, and anyone is very uncomfortable. But Hou Yaowen's words Chen Hanbai must listen: Master gave him a name, gave him a job, and gave him an inexhaustible amount of human resources. Chen Hanbai can have today's food and clothing worry-free, 90% of the credit goes to Hou Yaowen.

Recognized 6 dry fathers in one breath, let his wife call himself "Daddy", Chen Hanbai's pain who knows

Therefore, in Hou Yaowen' place, Chen Hanbai did not have any right to speak, so what to do, can only be like this.

Of course, "dry daddy" has the benefit of "dry daddy", and many people have great strength. For example, Chen Hanbai and Guo Degang have a bad relationship, and with Shi Fukuan in the two of them, they will not be able to move, and there is still room for relaxation.

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