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Ru Guo said (8) Little Joe is not that Little Joe

On the third night after the end of the military training, our fourth roommate appeared, not very grand, but the equipment was really shocking, a man carried a big suitcase, carried a hiking bag more than one meter high, diagonally straddled a computer bag, a large and plump belt bag around the waist, the overalls were stuffed with all the pockets, wearing a baseball cap, a sunglasses on the bridge of the nose, chewing gum, if it were not for his height of one meter and nine, I think I would not be able to see his flesh except for his legs and head. When he entered the room he didn't speak, gasping for breath and looking at us. Li Xiang asked very politely: "Classmate, we have nothing to buy." Myopia also said: "The classmate next door said that there was a lack of warm pots." I said, "It's so dark, you've carried so many things, take off your sunglasses and walk safely." Only then did he open his mouth and say angrily: "This broken school, why don't you let the taxi in?" The car does not let go, I walk, the security guard said not to let the students peddle goods, do not let me in, I took out the admission letter, they looked at it for half a day and said let the teacher come to lead me, I know who the teacher is! Finally made a circle of phone calls, and checked the ID card and the information, no problem to let me in, is this discrimination against supplementary enrollment? "Oh new classmates! We suddenly realized that this is the national level long jumper Lu Yuqiao, who walked late at night to report on the plane train taxi. Later we all affectionately called him "Little Joe".

Ru Guo said (8) Little Joe is not that Little Joe

Little Joe is really not small, one meter ninety-three height, tiger back bee waist, big long legs, facial features Qingxiu, willow leaf eyebrows, Dan phoenix eyes, thin lips, pointed chin, neat white teeth, fair skin, more durable than Korean stars, if the muscles of the naked upper body, called perfect, in the words of myopia: "Willow leaf eyebrows, hook soul eyes, this school has more of a scourge." By this point, our foursome was all in place.

Ru Guo said (8) Little Joe is not that Little Joe

Little Joe's backpack has everything, we are dazzled to see, all kinds of sneakers, saxophones, black pipes, harmonica, CD Walkman, imported cigarettes, all kinds of food, clothing, use, and even a grand trophy, which is said to be his mascot, with which he will surely graduate.

I asked curiously: Can you play an instrument?

Little Joe said: No.

I asked: Then why did you carry it?

Little Joe said: Use it when taking pictures.

Speaking of which, I kind of understand that little Joe's purpose in coming here to school is not clear. Everyone chatted for a while, probably knew, Xiao Qiao was recruited as a sports student, his parents urged him to report early, he heard about the military training and told his parents to make up for the enrollment late to the school report, and the school said that the provincial team training had to be reported for a few days, so I was afraid that when his parents sent him to ask about the supplementary recruitment to the school, he came to a raw rice cooked meal, preconceived, ready to call his parents when he arrived, saving trouble and worry. This IQ is definitely enough.

Joe

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