1. "After becoming a mermaid, I salted the fish" Author: Gu Zhijun
Gu Yu woke up and found that he was a small supporting role in a pure love of ten thousand people's fan text, no wonder no matter how serious he studied, the exam would have accidents, because the supporting role was used to flatter the protagonist.
Raw fish are troubled, dead fish are happy, and salted fish are the happiest.
Therefore, Gu Yu lay flat, chose to make a salted fish, eat melon to watch the play, watch the protagonist of the millions of fans and attack the dog blood emotional live broadcast.
But somehow, the plot slowly fell off.
First, he was followed by a black cat touching porcelain, not giving him a hug, but always lying on the tree, crouching on the wall, hiding in the bushes, and as soon as he looked back, he could see a fluffy coal ball staring at him.
Then, one day after turning the cat home, he soaked in the bathtub, and his legs suddenly turned into a fish tail, gradient from silver to light blue, and the scales shone with a beautiful luster. He was startled, and the fish's tail slapped excitedly against the surface of the water, splashing his own face with water.
Gu Yu was confused: "...??? ”
He just wants to make salted fish, not really turn into fish!
At this moment, the black cat sneaked into the bathroom and stared straight at his fish tail.
...... This can't be eaten!!!
One sentence introduction: from raising a cat to being raised by a cat.
Intention: To be the protagonist of your own life.
Relax with a small sweet candy.
2. "Tweet ~ Tweet! Author: Wind into the squirrel
In the interstellar age, the family of the fierce beast who had not been born for 100,000 years received a golden egg under the oracle, and it was said that it gave birth to a ferocious beast that had not been born for ten thousand years!
Under everyone's attention, the next second the eggshell cracked, a pair of furry small wings protruded, and the fat chirping of the eggshell looked at a villain big man in the family.
Qiu Qiu: Qaq tweet?
The big guy in the family hesitated: ... Ferocious beasts?
#特么这辈子就没这么离谱过 #
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The whole family is a cruel carnivorous system, and the younger son is a herbivorous system!?
To this all-interstellar inner os: poor cub, most of the pills.
Until the photo of the transformation period was accidentally exposed, after seeing the teenager who was led by a family big man, holding a small dragon, and the lilac eyes were shy and looking back, the whole universe was crazy!
Boiling Cosmic Citizen: Woohoo, help! What is a beast? father-in-law! I rushed up to my father-in-law!!
To this, Autumn Daddy v: Roll on! Don't think about it one by one!! Go back to Di Xing now to collect you!
While the whole network was mourning, a rare low laugh came from the palace.
The black dragon's tail seemed to be wrapped around the waist of the sleeping teenager.
One sentence introduction: the only herbivorous system in the family! protection!!
Intention: Gentle childhood heals a lifetime, and I hope that all cubs can thrive in the Belle Époque
Easy cute healing text.
3. "After inheriting the Taoist Temple of the Murderous House, the ancestors appeared" Author: Persimmon Fruit
Tang Gui inherited a broken Taoist temple from his deceased grandfather, which is said to enshrine a grandfather named Chu Yang.
He thought: Grandmaster, that should be the character who hung on the wall earlier.
However, as soon as he entered the Taoist Temple, he saw a young man lying on the ground in the courtyard who was paralyzed into mud, and pitifully rushed at him: "Little brother, is there anything to eat?" ”
“...... Who are you? ”
"Chu Yang."
This thing is the grandfather???
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Located near the crematorium in the western suburbs, the surrounding area is deserted, the courtyard is eerie and dilapidated, and it is known as one of the ten fierce houses.
Many people did not dare to go near it until a young man lived in the view.
Completely different from the original eccentric old viewer, this new viewer looks beautiful and white.
Someone on the famous spiritual forum on the Internet posted, praising the master's ability to tell fortunes and catch ghosts, and the netizens who posted mocked that people now dare to hype up in order to become Internet celebrities, really want money and don't die, be careful that the night road is more really bumped into ghosts.
However, it didn't take long for the post to become a hot post.
a: Not an internet celebrity! It's really the skill! Seek wealth and transcendence!
b: The little viewer said that I was a bloody disaster, I was dismissive, and then yesterday... I really got into a car accident! Woohoo!!
c: My husband is so strong! But I really like his face ~ ~ hee-hee, paste!
d: Blow up my husband!! I hung up on the exam three times, and finally passed! 55555, so impressed!
The Taoist temple was on fire, and the Tang rules were also famous.
However, the grandfather was not happy.
Chu Yang: Why do they all call your husband?
Tang: I'm handsome
Chu Yang: What about me?
Tang: I don't mind you calling Daddy.
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Chu Yang, a hundred-year-old powerful ghost that has been refined.
He was enshrined in the Taoist Temple until the person who enshrined him died and Chu Yang was awakened by hunger.
The new one who had come to worship him was a young man, and there was a good smell and familiar smell on him, which made him always want to get closer.
Chu Yang: The smell on your body is really good.
Tang Rules: The fragrance of laundry detergent, how many barrels do you send?
Chu Yang: ...
A word of introduction: As long as you are willing to feed, I will guarantee you a peaceful life
Intention: Save yourself and cherish life!
