First time I went to my girlfriend's house and her family was very welcoming.
The future mother-in-law gave me a piece of tamales, a large fat slice, as big as the palm of my hand.
I barely squeezed it in, it was hard to swallow: their steamed meat was sweet and too fat.
Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, I spit out the large slice of meat in my hand and then secretly threw it under the table.
Unexpectedly, the big meat slice "flew" to the feet of the future sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law jumped up with a "snort", pointing at me, and her face turned red: You... you...... you......
The future father-in-law and mother-in-law glared at me, and my girlfriend directly threw the bowl into my hand that was still under the table and left the table...
Xiaoice: This is a big deal!
Take the children for a walk, meet a girl on the road, carrying luggage should be out of town to travel...
She asked me how to go to so-and-so hotel, I patiently told her for half a day, she still did not understand, because it is not far, so I simply led her to the destination, after she thanked her, I took the child away...
Originally a trivial matter, when the child came home, he said to his mother: Mom, Mom, Dad and a very beautiful little sister went to the hotel...
Xiaoice: You say, what are you going to do? Don't cover up for children!
Before going out to dinner, a colleague was very eccentric and stuffed a lighter, handkerchief paper, and toothpick box in his pocket. I said, "Are they all in these restaurants?" He smiled deeply, "You'll know when the time comes!" After eating, the waiter brought the bill: "380 in total!" Everyone else took out their mobile phones and rushed to check out, and this colleague also shouted: "I come, I come!" Then he slowly pulled out a lighter, handkerchief paper, and a toothpick box from his pocket. By the time he pulled out his innermost mobile phone, the other colleagues had already finished checking out. I finally understood why he had to pack so many things!
Xiaoice: This must belong to the iron rooster of a dime!