【Text/Observer Network Zhang Zhaodong】
"Silly laugh, too real, who installed surveillance in my house?" "This is reporting my ID number."
On the evening of November 5, the latest issue of iQiyi's variety show "Annual Comedy Competition" was updated, and the sketch "Where Has The Time Gone" performed by actors Dasuo and Sun Tianyu was on fire on the Internet.
Chat on WeChat, like and block in the circle of friends, eat all kinds of melons in Weibo, brush all kinds of short videos in Douyin, and late-night emo (depression) moments... "Where Has Time Gone" uses "brushing for five minutes" again and again, truly restoring where our time has gone.
Netizens have been "connotation" to, one by one directly called "real". Many have also complained about social media and short video platforms, bluntly saying that they are "time-eating devils"
At 10 o'clock in the evening, the leader called to urge the draft, and dasuo vowed to say: "I will hand in the manuscript before 12 o'clock tonight, and I can't hand it over to me." The big lock put down the phone and looked up at the time, "Isn't it only 10 o'clock, what a rush." ”
As soon as this word came out, Xiaowei (which can also be called A Xin) immediately popped up the window and responded with a voice. The big lock is still his mouth, and he must set up a flag in the circle of friends: I will hand in the manuscript before 12 o'clock. ”
Xiao Wei immediately turned out the historical record and frantically punched his face: "Don't lose 10 pounds and don't change your head, snap!" Go to bed early and get up early, snap! Run every night, snap! ......”
The pop-up sound of the small micro message pop-up window continued to sound, and the big lock was turned off and muted and began to vibrate again.
There is really no way, send a meme perfunctory response. When a friend made an appointment to drink, he immediately sent a Wu Jing emoji "Da Jia", "The person who hindered my submission of the manuscript rolled out of China." ”
The leader of the group sent red envelopes, only to grab a penny, one second offline spit on the boss to cut the door, the next second in the group of emoji: "Thank you boss." ”
After coping with the chat, the message prompt icon of the circle of friends appeared again, and the big lock of obsessive-compulsive disorder was still struggling: "I put the little red dot without me coming out." ”
However, "all come", the big lock that can't withstand the temptation can only: "Then I will, brush for five minutes?" ”
As a result, friends asked to shake people with wine, blocked friend circle advertisements, blocked well-mixed peers, liked the leaders with the flow, liked the chicken soup text sent by the elders, and clicked on the "don't look at the article is not Chinese" and was pushed soft advertising...
After such a pass operation, it is said that it is good to brush for 5 minutes, and the result is that the half-hour direct brush is gone.
The big lock woke up and forced himself to start working and couldn't look at his phone. Just about to enter the working state, the mobile phone prompt sounded again, this time it is not a small micro, changed to "melon seller".
"Come, take a look, take a look, social news small super words, entertainment hot search big gossip, the fans do not deal with, a word does not open." Wearing a yellow vest and a red bib, the "melon seller" began to shout and sell.
At first, the big lock was still as hard as ever, but after hearing "this melon is ripe", and also dividing the different varieties of "hot melon", "boiling melon" and "pop melon", another "5 minutes" of the big lock began.
"Xu surname artists fall in love", "surname Huang let people scold", even eat two melons so tasteless, the big lock will target the "popping melon", but before he eats it, this "pop melon" reversed, reversed and then reversed... The big lock melon has not yet been eaten, and it is gone for half an hour.
There was still an hour left, but the title had not yet been written, and the big lock finally panicked, "No, no, no, the phone is put aside, I will never touch it again!" ”
However, various Internet celebrity songs sounded, and the great demon king "Ah Ji" appeared. Da Lock cried helplessly: "I can't stop it at all, I feel that all the bytes are beating, and all the notes in my head are shaking!" ”
Da Lock begged for forgiveness: "You let me go, I really can't see you anymore tonight." Ah Jig replied domineeringly: "What are you holding against me?" I'm going to take a double tap from your hand today, guess you like it! ”
Punching in the internet celebrity shop, three-minute movie commentary, how to make men spend money for you... All kinds of short videos came together, and "Ah Ji" finally guessed the preferences of the big lock, all kinds of brainwashed bgm plus dance. The big lock resisted unsuccessfully, and finally double-clicked to like.
Immediately "Ah Jiao" According to the preferences of the big lock, the same kind of video push will be arranged immediately, and the new videos of the major anchors that the big lock pays attention to will also be sent immediately. The big lock looked at only 11 o'clock, trembling and replying: "Then I will... Brush for 5 min. ”
An immersive experience, brushing praise, and waiting for the big lock to come back to life, there is only 1 minute left.
In the last 1 minute, the big lock still did not give up and began to rush the draft. Unexpectedly, "late night emo (depression)" came unexpectedly, sighing sadly at the big lock: "Born to be a human being, I am sorry." ”
Finally, the big lock can only be in the "I'm a real dog!" The curtain ended in a frenzied shout.
In 13 and a half minutes, "Where Has The Time Gone" truly interpreted how the major apps on the mobile phone "killed" our time, which triggered a huge resonance among the celebrity guests and the audience on the scene, and the laughter continued from the beginning to the end.
Yu Hewei, who is also a heavy reliant on mobile phones, also shared his mental journey of playing mobile phones late at night.
"Look at the start time of the next day, let's say 9 o'clock, then you can count the few hours left from the start of sleep to 9 o'clock." There is still an hour to 1 o'clock to see, a movie is at least an hour and a half, not enough to watch, look at the phone. When I saw 1 o'clock, I thought, I got up at 9 o'clock, I could sleep for 8 hours, and then I thought, what is wrong with sleeping for 7 hours? ”
Many netizens have also been "connotation" by this comedy work, and the topic of "where has the time gone" has been on Weibo hot search.
"It's so real, who is this who has been installed with twenty-four-hour surveillance?"
"That ashadge and emo just made me laugh."
Many netizens laughed and laughed and cried: "All apps are hollowing out their minds to seize user time, and they have become their daily life." ”
Some netizens also commented from a professional point of view: "The baggage is funny, the details are in place, there is no sensationalism, and the performance of the two actors is very good." ”
"These two actors are so powerful that every point of the two works from the last issue to this issue can be obtained."
In the last issue of the "Annual Comedy Competition", Dasuo and Sun Tianyu performed the comedy program "Idol Waiter", ridiculing and satirizing the various phenomena of the internal entertainment talent show idol program, and won a round of applause.
It is worth mentioning that since the launch of the "Annual Comedy Competition", in addition to the two comedy works of Dasuo and Sun Tianyu, there have also been many out-of-the-circle masterpieces, such as "Sanmao Defense War", "Internet Physical Examination", "Laugh, Piolevich", "This Killer Is Not Too Cold" and so on.
In addition, another highlight of the show is that it contains a variety of comedy forms, sketch comedy, comics, musicals, clown plays, mimes and other comedies, which opened the audience's eyes.
At the same time that the works are out of the circle, the reputation of the program is also very strong, and the Douban score is 8.0, which has now stabilized at 7.8 points.
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