On the evening of October 12, the "Screenwriter Talk Show" sponsored by the Screenwriters Gang was held in Beijing Guotu. The theater is full, Indah hosts, and the opening scene is about the "importance of screenwriting". How important is screenwriting? Indah laughed, "I used to marry an actress, and then I married a screenwriter." ”
The 5 gold medal screenwriters took turns to play and gave their "first off", Song Fangjin fired the first shot, Shu Huan continued to be powerful, Yu Fei and Shi Hang told the story well, and the "cold-faced laughter" spicy and hilarious ended successfully!
And their wonderful show teasing also made the audience laugh happily: died on the "People's Daily" and lived in the "News Network"; I can rub Feng Dao's IP and shoot "Old Cannon Endless Pan Jinlian"; I have to calculate how much money I made in Guo Jingming; unless Xiao Si can shoot "Xiao Wu" like Jia Zhangke's original; people who are keen on playing IP actually want to play 3p the most...
Song Fangjin:
Died in the People's Daily and lived in the News Network
Song Fangjin came on the scene, first spit on the senior Shi Hang: too many female fans do not leave a way for themselves to live; and then spit on the Wang Hailin Thunder Drama Trilogy: "Let's See the Meteor Shower", "Watch the Meteor Shower Together", "Watch the Meteor Shower Together", the third part was not filmed, because watching once is called romance, watching the wave twice, and watching three times is pure hooliganism. Since then, it has turned to the long-standing topic of actor stand-ins in the industry.
The development of the stand-in so far, quite Chinese characteristics, Wu Ti, Wen Ti, Light Substitute, Hand Substitute, Leg Substitute, Chest Substitute, Hip Substitute, Waist Substitute, Collarbone Substitute... The producer said that the waist replacement, that is, you have to find the kind of hand to copy back, click, you can touch the front of the navel eye of the a4 paper waist. In ancient times, it was called a small barbarian waist. Clavicle replacement, that is, if you shoot a close-up of the collarbone, ask to find a collarbone that can hold a coin. The so-called rice substitute, that is, this actor has a small amount of food, shoots a meal scene, can not really eat, must have a meal substitute. This is a substitute, he is going to incarnate. Guanyin Bodhisattva should be the supervising producer.
Subsequently, Song Fangjin also shared the past of "Pepper Big Brother".
The "big brother pepper" who started by selling chili peppers disappeared from the chili circle, rushed into the film and television circle, soaked in Chinese hot girls, and also soaked me to do "script planning", doing movies in the morning and TV stations in the afternoon, and the big brother first engaged in the main theme of drought and flood protection. The first thing my eldest brother does every morning is to read the People's Daily and look for movie materials. I said big brother, I worked in the newspaper again, and everything in the newspaper was fake. My eldest brother said that the obituary was true, and my eldest brother read the People's Daily only to see the obituary, only to see who fell on the job, or who sacrificed in the sacred blue sea and blue sky. My eldest brother said that people are inherently dead, but not everyone can die in the People's Daily, and everyone who dies in the People's Daily is a person who is likely to make a movie, and we must not let them go. The three hardware for the creation of the main theme film must be available, first, to be able to die in the "People's Daily"; second, to live in the "News Network"; third, to be buried in the Babaoshan Revolutionary Cemetery. Character Link: Song Fangjin, born in Lu, lives in Beijing. Pursue a career in storytelling. Passionate about theatre, books and movies. The main screenwriting works include: TV series "Mobile Phone", "A Word of Life", "Escape from the Nameless Island", "Home is a City", etc.; movies "Fly", "Warm Cool Pearl", "Children in the Empty Nest" and so on.
Shu Huan:
Ready to shoot "Old Cannon Endless Pan Jinlian"
Shu Huan wrote a comedy background, and was known as a screenwriter worth 1.3 billion. He is known in the industry as the "King of Procrastination". On the night of "first take-off", he summed up his screenwriting career and shared his past of dragging drafts.
Screenwriters deal with bosses, and dialogue is also an art. When the screenwriter said, "I was writing about it, and I suddenly had a particularly good idea." What he really meant was: "I want to drag the manuscript." When the screenwriter said, "The writing is OK, it's very smooth." What he really meant was: "I haven't moved a word yet." When the screenwriter said, "It's almost an ending." What he really meant was: "I've finished writing the title." When the screenwriter said, "It's over, it's over, it's finally finished." "Then he's really done." Once I was in a café, I got a call from the management, saying where are you, I said I was in the field, the capital said you turned back, I didn't look back, I knew he was behind him, I went straight out to take a taxi and run. Most of the time I can't write it, and other times I can't write it at all. Dazes, biting fingers, playing with cats, buying out shopping carts, self-doubt, breaking cans, hating producers and directors, these are all part of the creation, and when we write the script, we are all like menopausal women.
Shu Huan, who has suffered in the screenwriting industry, wants to change his career to become a teacher in the old business as a planner, and he also uses this to satirize the undesirable phenomena in the unspoken and online movies.
Now that film and television are so prosperous, the Shanghai Film Festival has released a list of twenty or thirty films by any company. I can also help others save up, such as Haidilao Pictures, Shaxian Pictures, Huang Stewed Chicken Pictures, Lanla Pictures - Lanla is Lanzhou Ramen, there is Xiaomi Pictures, why can't there be Ramen Pictures? Don't discriminate against staple foods; I have thought about the profit model, such as Putian Pictures, they invite stars at a very low cost, and if they don't agree to publish photos of you going to plastic surgery hospitals; and then lanxiang pictures, so many excavators, you can shoot the Chinese version of Transformers. A few days ago, a township entrepreneur came to me, to shoot his own love story, want to call "rural love", I said you can't do it, infringement, I help you think of a name, called "Passing through my whole village", he said this is not infringing? I said of course not infringing, we made a "Hong Kong 囧" last year, immediately came out of "Alley"; "Ghost Blowing Lights" came out, "Ghost Laden" and "Ghost Blowing Pipe" followed, we shot another "Big Trouble Tianzhu" this year, two days ago I heard that there was already a movie started, called "Big Trouble Tianzhu Temple", I said 1 has not been on it, how did they shoot 4, and later learned that it is the temple of the temple; this is all a big net, the net is a big seller, all rely on a good name, one of my most convincing names is called "Devil Night Attack Widow Village", Time and place characters have, according to this road, I can rub Feng Dao's IP, shoot a "old cannon endless Pan Jinlian", definitely hot. Character Link: Shu Huan, post-70s, is currently a teacher at the Central Academy of Drama. His work is extensive. At the age of 26, he became the chief screenwriter of the sitcom "Lao Dou Family". Television works include "I Love My Home", "Militia Ge Er Egg", film works such as "Love Call Transfer", "Tai 囧", etc., as well as a number of Spring Festival Gala sketches.
Shi Hang:
I'm going to calculate how much money I made with Guo Jingming
In the eyes of other old drivers, Shi Hang was a cat slave. According to Indah, people call him a parrot, "Birds are good birds, that is, words are many." On July 3, 2013, after the release of the movie "Little Times", screenwriter Shi Hang confronted Guo Jingming's debut film "Little Times" with sharp remarks, which aroused the attention of netizens. At the scene of the "screenwriter talk show", Shi Hang told the history of his and Guo Jingming's "love and killing".
When I was most likely to be used as an Internet celebrity and as a poisonous tongue on the Internet, it was said that I was because of a movie called "Little Times", and I scolded a director named Guo Jingming. I scolded right, I don't know, we won't talk about it, it's just three years ago. Recently, I watched Guo Jingming's movie "Traces" again. I don't think it sucks as much as I thought it would, and it's okay. I said it was okay, and I was scolded again, why did you scold Guo Jingming last time, how much did you charge? Scold me this time, why don't you scold Guo Jingming, and how much money did you charge? I have to calculate how much money I have made with Guo Jingming.
From "My Regiment Leader My Regiment" to "Detective Hunter Zhang", he did not play against the actress smoothly, which became a "regret" that Shi Hang could not let go. Because he played a "Mr. Feng Shui" and went to the People's Network, Shi Hang ridiculed himself that he could only speak for "feudal superstition". He felt that his "feudal superstition" endorsement could be compared with Feng Yuanzheng's "domestic violence".
Character Link: Shi Hang, graduated from the Central Academy of Drama in 1992. In 2000, he participated in the compilation of "Iron Tooth Copper Tooth Ji Xiaolan" (the first part), and became a professional screenwriter in the same year. In 2003, he served as one of the program planners of "Art Life". After that, he wrote children's dramas "Labyrinth" and "Magic Mountain". In 2012, he made a cameo appearance in the film "Detective Hunter Zhang", which won the Taiwan Film Golden Horse Award for Best Picture.
Yu Fei:
Unless Xiao Si can shoot "Xiao Wu" like Jia Zhangke's original
Unlike the other four screenwriting guests, Yu Fei satirized Yu Zheng and Xiaosi by telling an absurd story about the screenwriter's "marriage career", "Yu Xiaobao's third marriage", cracking down on plagiarism and supporting the screenwriter's rights protection.
Miss Zheng's theater made a fortune, and Yu Xiaobao encouraged her to make her own movies. Xiao Bao invited me to plan with Fang Jin and Hai Lin teachers, Miss Zheng wanted to shoot a "You from the Sun", Wang Hailin directly called me and Xiao Bao outside and said: Tell the surname Zheng, she wants to copy other people's things, be careful that I beat her! In order to stop Miss Zheng from copying other people's works, Xiao Bao analyzed from the perspective of an actor, saying that people who came from the sun must have been baked paste, how black is that? Unexpectedly, Manager Zheng really found a black man as the male number one. Xiao Bao is still unwilling to engage in this kind of cottage work, say that the famous domestic listed companies are already filming "The Moon's Houyi", you think, Houyi is Chang'e's husband, he shot down nine of the ten suns in the sky, how unlucky it is for you to shoot "You from the Sun"! They were all shot down! After a while, Miss Zheng went abroad, and when she returned, she took a book to show Xiao Bao, all tadpole characters, and Xiao Bao couldn't understand any of them. She explained to Xiao Bao: "This is the biggest IP of xx Republic, we have to take it intact, so it is very safe." "Xiao Bao feels that this kind of behavior is not good, this is an act of plagiarism." Miss Zheng was relieved that no one knew. Xiao Bao said, I will not do it, if so I will refuse to sign. Miss Zheng said: "It's okay if you don't sign your name, we can belong to the pen name, we can combine to belong to a pen name 'Yu Zheng'." Xiao Bao was furious and said, "Can this name be blatantly plagiarized?" In the end, Miss Zheng had to compromise and prepare for the original: tell her past love story for Xiao Bao to write. As soon as the story goes, Xiao Bao found that Manager Zheng borrowed her technique of being Xiao San's girlfriend and hooked up with the same husband with a wife. Hearing this story, Xiao Bao's lungs exploded: you are so humiliated! You are not even a little three, you can only be counted as a little four - only the little four use this despicable plagiarism method to satisfy their dirty selfish desires! Never apologize! Miss Zheng said: "Everyone xiaosi cried and said: Is it only when I die that you will not scold me?" ...... One day, I'm going to do something that makes you proud. Xiao Bao sneered and said, "Unless Xiao Si can shoot "Xiao Wu" like Jia Zhangke's original! "Character Link: Yu Fei, graduated from the People's Liberation Army Academy of Arts in 1998. He is currently the deputy secretary-general of the Television Drama Screenwriting Working Committee of the China Radio and Television Association and the deputy secretary-general of the China Film and Literature Society. Representative works of film and television dramas are tv series "The Eternal Radio Wave", "Six Groups of Serious Cases" (the third and fourth parts), and the popular online drama "Residual Sin".
Wang Hailin:
People who are keen to play IP actually want to play 3p the most
Wang Hailin, known as the "cold-faced smiley craftsman", is known for his sharp words and will release big moves on the Internet every once in a while. From "IP + small fresh meat = big stupidity", to "the selection rights of TV dramas fall into the hands of pornographers", to "China's film and television industry has no minimum view of right and wrong", to "state-run television stations chasing stars and charming stars, playing a very bad demonstration role". On the night of the "first off", the golden sentences were frequently issued.
I try to turn this part of myself into positive energy. However, after some efforts, I found that in our society, all day long with positive energy, only those who engage in pyramid schemes are left. Therefore, I can only talk more about negative energy and strive for negative and negative positive. In fact, writers and screenwriters in history are all negative energy. You see Cao Xueqin, full of absurd words, a handful of bitter tears, a lover can not become a family. Beijing station has broadcast paper stuffed buns, what is this, you see Shi Nai'an's "Water Margin", human flesh buns, negative energy is a mess. In this era, all love at first sight is a sight to be desired; all the sea oaths and mountain alliances are momentarily confused; all broken mirrors are reunited because there is no money; all the unforgettable hearts are not as good as promotions and salary increases; all hopes to wear the cold of autumn water are not as good as forgetting the cold of autumn pants. No matter how hard it is for us screenwriters, we must also live tenaciously, and we do not commit suicide, because since we can all be screenwriters, what else can we think of.
Wang Hailin has always believed that IP deprives screenwriters of their creative rights, that is, capital kills to the film and television circle to make money, taking this opportunity, Wang Hailin once again satirized the IP boom.
Teacher Shi Hang originally said that to turn yourself into an IP, I feel very unlucky - for a long time, I thought that ip was i poor, which means "I am very poor". Once I was attending a forum in Huzhou, someone said to me: "Teacher Wang, I think you are an IP!" I was anxious on the spot: "You are the IP, your whole family is the IP!" ”
In the past two years, someone has always asked me: "Do you have an IP?" "What's going on?" He said that because you have IP, you can have gp (general partner general partner), lp (limited partner limited partner), ip can bring you gp, lp. After half a day, it turns out that your purpose is to engage in 3p.
"This is a theatrical experiment, this is a collective foreign, and I hope that our performance tonight will make all the meaninglessness even more meaningless!" Wang Hailin's "first off" won a round of applause, the perfect finale.
Character Link: Wang Hailin, Vice President of China Film Literature Society, Chairman of Beijing Xidori Culture Communication Co., Ltd. Representative works include the TV series "Iron Tooth Copper Tooth Ji Xiaolan", "Dragon Non Dragon Phoenix Non Phoenix", "Lying Down to Taste The Gall", "Divine Doctor Xi Laile", "My Savage Angel", the movie "Say Good Don't Break Up", and the drama "Missiles!" Monkey! and other works.
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