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People in the jianghu, how can there not be a domineering and loud English name?
Before going abroad, most study abroad parties have picked up a (self-righteous) fresh and unconventional English name for themselves, and I am the brightest star in the night sky, the most beautiful boy in this gai.
As everyone knows, when we are still complaining about the Chinese names of foreigners, their English names are synonymous with "green tea" and "scumbags" in their eyes.
Homepage Jun today for everyone to inventory the following types of study abroad party love to use English names, do not know your name in it?
Nightclub style class
There is a way that ten jasons five scum, and five a little flower.
The English names of the "Aquaman" in the study abroad circle jumped repeatedly between jason, william, jessica, and tiffany, and the boys and girls who jumped in the nightclubs all picked up fishing rods when they grew up.
Most people who take names such as bunny, honey, cherry, lolly, etc. think that disney is a fugitive sweetheart princess, but when foreigners hear these names, they will be embarrassed to the point of curling up to their toes to pull out three bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen and a bathroom.
I understand everything.
In order to help the unidentified melon eating masses to clear the mine, the brother attached the "top stripper name" listed on a foreign website for everyone.
Listen to me, don't be "silly white sweet" anymore okay?
Renaissance class
The English textbook for the third grade of primary school is a fountain of inspiration for a generation to take English names.
Speaking of the names mike, tom, bob, mary, jane, ben, a strong sense of age comes to the fore.
How to say it, this is equivalent to the foreign friends in your class called "Wang Tiezhu", is it not the taste of the 80s?
The study abroad party that originally wanted to take the old school route accidentally became the "grandparents" in the eyes of others, and there was often only a line between retro and past.
Chinese literal translation
It is not easy to take a suitable English name, and simply and rudely converting your Chinese name into English is also a way, saving trouble and effort.
Although, some people are too straight ball???
For example, Lei Jiayin, one of the members of "tf old boys", when interviewed, falsely introduced himself as "honglonglong" in English.
It's not asir, just the onomatopoeia word "honglonglong", foreigners are afraid to cut through the brain shell when they hear it.
Moreover, the brother looks at this translation is not very accurate, the full name is not "honglonglong good music", otherwise there is no noodle.
When Li Sining became listening, Zhang Ping became jumping, Dai Ying became dying, Wang Defeng became wonderful, Lu Ding became loading, Li Mingshi became let me see, and so on, can't Cao Cao's English name be literally translated as "double fuxk"?
It's just that the girl named Shi Ting, promised brother, don't literally translate it into shiting, okay?
Confusing behavior classes
Some of the survivors are obsessed with being different and cool and crazy, so there are foreign professors complaining on the forum:
You taste carefully, in the eyes of foreigners, is this not equivalent to your name is "Huluwa"?
The soul of the second middle in the body seemed to be about to be released: Ah! You ridiculous human beings, it is not me who is wrong, but the world!
The Magic Castle family needs you.
And some English names derived from myths and legends, such as Gao Yuanyuan's daughter's rhea, are acceptable, but names such as zeus, apollo, and dionysus are not necessary.
Your English name is a foreign version of "Jade Emperor" in the eyes of foreigners, please put down your figure.
The English name in the eyes of foreigners
In fact, as we all know, a name is the equivalent of a business card.
When you introduce someone to "what's your name," it's likely to be your first impression.
After all, as a network native of this class of international students, to preliminarily judge a person's personality and hobbies, in addition to the WeChat avatar, is the English name.
For boys, girls with names like sarah, margaret, emily, jessie, or neutral names like samantha and sam will make them feel inexplicably trusting.
There seems to be a magnetic field between names, and if you see a pair of good girlfriends on the road, they are likely to be called jessica and lauren.
Unlike jessica, which sounds "mean", jessie comes with a "good guy" buff bonus.
When it comes to "names that boys hate", Bianca, Britney, Sophie, and Jacqueline have all been "shot".
I watched these foreign guys mention that these names look like they have a very story, and I really want them to talk about it again (hand over the microphone).
The names megan and meg sound very powerful, and the girl named Olivia is the existence of the "perennial exam grade number one".
Maria comes with an alpha aura, and business executives identify that successful learning leads (mistakenly).
In this era when appearance is justice, girls named taylor will not be difficult to see where to go.
After the boy's perspective we have finished, in the eyes of the foreign girls who come to Kangkang, what are the different "labels" of the boys' English names?
Boys named Nick, Brian, Ryan are easy to become "women's friends", not sisters, but even sisters, especially Nick, and are unanimously praised by everyone.
For the red flag name, Jacob was nominated the most, and when the name was mentioned, the expression on everyone's face made the brother brain make up ten thousand words of love-hate entanglement.
The English names of the boys who sound full of aura are William, Liam, and Michael.
Although it looks unremarkable, every Cinderella and rich and young drama is indispensable to the boss named William, who smiles evilly, holds a red wine goblet, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he is the boss: Woman, you are playing with fire.
As for which English name is the most beautiful boy?
ethan said there was something to say.
Of course, the tacit understanding of the study abroad circle is that no matter what kind of English name you take, you can accept it, except dick.
I don't know what your English name is in front of the screen?
Put your name on the public screen, you can also tell the brother by the way, tell everyone, the origin of your name Oh!
The video is derived from Tencent Video
《what boys think of girl names》
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