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Author | Yang Yang (Reproductive Andrologist, M.D., Doctor of Philosophy)
Others can be fooled
You can't!
The vigorous Double Eleven has begun.
First, a soul torture question: Did you buy it? Did you pay the deposit?
Of course, there is no fine selling, so it seems that the lively discount war is not necessarily really cheap.
For aphrodisiac product sellers who are engaged in cheating and collecting IQ taxes, it is natural to reach the best time of the year to rush performance.
Therefore, every year on Double Eleven, Dr. Sheep will release the aphrodisiac IQ tax product award for the new year in advance, and this year is already the third.
However, looking at this year's andrology IQ tax products, the pattern is significantly less than in previous years.
Maybe the popular science of the sheep doctor is gradually working? Or maybe the National Anti-Fraud Center app has made a contribution?
Let's go to Kangkang together.
This year's aphrodisiac IQ tax products can be mainly summarized into three directions.
1 For Tintin
As we all know, if you want to increase and thicken, if you want to have a golden gun, it is simply the dream of every Chinese man.
Although Dr. Sheep really didn't understand the reason for this, was he planning to take his tintin out to the streets every day to walk the birds?
But it seems that the easiest way to increase and thicken the feeling is to directly use your hands and feet on Tintin.
Therefore, the oil of this cream and the oil that increases and thickens on a certain treasure is simply long-lasting.
Now you can directly participate in the Double Eleven activities, buy is earned!
Look at these wolf-like advertising words and ask if you are afraid!
This year there is a new product: Epimedium Soap!
Isn't it more magical to wash and get thicker and bigger?
Such ointments and soaps, you have to ask how effective?
Dr. Sheep can only say: the lower the IQ, the better the effect!
What the? Why do you say there are so many positive reviews below?
If you don't even know the routine of spending money to brush likes and reviews, then online shopping is really not for you.
The National Anti-Fraud Center app is more suitable for you.
2 For feet
This still has to start from the profound Chinese medicine: there seem to be n acupuncture points on the sole of the foot, and it is directly related to the kidneys. So I massage the soles of my feet, is it possible to aphrodisiac tonic kidneys?
The merchant said: That's a must!
So I came up with this one: a time-lapse insoles.
This slogan is simply amazing, every step is aphrodisiac, and then ask you if you are afraid!
What's the use? At most, it also plays a role in supporting the arch of the foot.
So what else is worth buying? You go directly to buy a pair of Onizuka Tiger's sneakers, the arch support effect is also leveraged, and what insoles are also bought (this is not an advertisement).
And people don't say that their shoes can aphrodisiac, how low-key, deep hidden merit and fame.
Before it's over, if you wear this time-lapse insoles, plus time-lapse foot massage essential oils to use.
Isn't it necessary to pull out the crowd and fly directly into the sky?
Listen to Dr. Sheep's words: Pressing the feet is really comfortable, but also helps to relieve the tension of the day, if you walk for a long time is a good way to recover.
But time-lapse insoles, aphrodisiac essential oils? You can think too much.
3 For the mouth
Aphrodisiac such a big thing, you are not allowed to eat and drink?
Last year we mentioned a variety of kangaroos and oyster essence fox essence (big mistake) and so on, naturally needless to say, the new varieties added this year are in coffee and chocolate and so on.
For example, mixing maca and cordyceps into the coffee looks like it is almost going to make up for it.
A cup of coffee solves all your male problems, don't you have a heart?
If nothing else, Dr. Sheep himself saw this coffee and immediately laid off without saying a word.
Since there is such a great coffee, what do you want our andrologists to do?
In fact, have you ever wondered why these unscrupulous merchants choose these dark foods to pit people.
Because anyway, it's so dark, you don't know what's mixed in it!
So be sure to make it into powder, preferably dark powder, or rub it into balls, so that you can't see the ingredients.
If you really rub a ball with flour, who will be fooled?
Of course, the main ingredient of these things is not excluded at all, which is flour.
Point-in-cheek
Divider
Long before the birth of online shopping, various aphrodisiac IQ taxes had long been rampant, and the Internet only further fueled their distribution channels and deceived more people.
You may say, such a stupid thing, will anyone really be deceived?
Of course. You see those Putian andrology hospitals, obviously cheating money, but every year there will still be countless men who throw themselves into the net and be deceived, not to mention these "cheap and good" aphrodisiac products.
No one will ever be fooled
But someone will always be fooled
This may be the purpose of unscrupulous merchants to continue to produce and promote these garbage gadgets.
Dr. Sheep only hopes that you will not be fooled by reading the article.
If you can forward this article to your good brother, it will be even more beneficial.
Dr. Sheep wishes you happiness, helps you have sex, and helps you save money.
Than heart ~
bibliography:
1. eau guidelines office. guidelines on male sexual dysfunction: erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. 2020.
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Edit | Yang Yang Photo | Sourced from the web
I am Yang Yang, a reproductive andrologist
Specializing in solving the "male" words hidden