#Life Diary ##寻找头条生活家 #
Hello everyone
We are Zhao Hua and the past, post-85, 30+ single women.
The beginning was originally very beautiful,
Only because of Zhaohua's sentence:
"Let's quickly sort out the previous travel guide."
Everything got out of control,
Both of their faces hurt [punching the face] [punching the face] [punching the face]
1. Birthday
Zhaohua: Happy birthday, disciple!
Old days: Thanks. But I'm only on my birthday.
Zhaohua: Hahaha, after 30+ I can't do it.
In the old days: (sad) one year less than one year.
Zhaohua: What do you want to eat? Give you a break today.
Old days: [thinking] fish and shrimp.
Zhaohua: ... Limited capacity, choose one of the two.
Once Upon a Time: [Roll Your Eyes]
("Longevity noodles" and "fish every year" made by Zhaohua)
In the cake shop, the two of them drooled at the various cakes in the display case.
Once Upon a Time: Really Buying?
Zhaohua: Once a year, cherish it.
Old Days: Which to Buy?
Zhaohua: Mousse, durian mille-feuille, semi-cooked cheese... All right.
Once upon a time: (trench gas) Then buy one each!
Zhaohua: (skimming her) You drifted.
(Of course, only two were bought in the end)
2. Wish list
Once upon a time: I wanted to brush up on drama.
Zhaohua: No, it's a waste of time.
In the past: Recently there was a drama that has been on the hot search, I want to see ah~
Zhaohua: No. Add it to your wish list and achieve a goal before you can achieve it.
Once Upon a Time: [Tears]
(Two short-term goals)
(Current data for two people)
3. Weak chicken master
Old days: Master, why don't you put tissues in a tissue box?
Zhaohua: I can't open the tissue box.
Old Days: ???
In fact, in addition to you being a weak chicken, our tissue box also recognizes people. It's not familiar with you, so it doesn't cooperate.
Zhaohua: I thank you [black line].
(The tissue box indicates that it is very speechless)
4. Magic
Day 1:
Zhaohua: Apprentice, let's quickly sort out the previous travel guides.
Old days: I'll go now!
Old days: Master, is this tea boiled?
Zhaohua: No, you cook it.
(I used to press the switch by the hand and float into the room.) ）
Zhaohua: Apprentice, the tea is good!
OLD TIMES: Okay.
Zhaohua: You still can't drink it? I'm almost done drinking!
Old days: Just drink.
(After a long time, it used to float out)
Old times: (looking at the empty teapot, a blank face) What about tea?
Zhaohua: (White Eye) I drank it long ago.
Day 2:
The hour hand is pointing to 1 p.m.
Zhaohua: Apprentice! I am hungry! Cooking!
Old days: Right away, write this up.
At night.
Zhaohua: Did you dry the clothes you washed in the afternoon?
In the past: (staring at the computer without moving, after a moment suddenly standing up) Forgot!
Day 3:
Zhaohua: (Seriously) You can't do this anymore.
OLD TIMES: Huh?
Zhaohua: What time did you sleep last night?
Old days: Oh, 2 o'clock.
Zhaohua: Have you read the book in the past two days? Have you practiced the words? Did you play the guitar?
Old days: No [tears].
Zhaohua: What about a healthy life? You've put the cart before the horse.
Old days: I was wrong [shedding tears].
Old days: I finally finished writing! Master, you help me to see.
Zhaohua: What about the roadmap? Why is the format so messy?
(Zhaohua changed and changed, and time passed little by little)
Old days: It's late, or tomorrow to change it?
Zhaohua: (Head does not return) No! Don't put off till tomorrow what should be done today.
Old times: Master, there is a place I have given a fork in the book, you adjust it again?
Zhaohua: (Grumpy) Don't change!
After a while,
Zhaohua: Where else to change? Hurry up, the last version is up.
In the past: Hey hey ~ You verbally say that you will not change, but in fact you have changed.
5. Insomnia
Old days: (knocking on the door) Master, get up!
Zhaohua: ...
Zhaohua walked out of the room with a low face.
ONCE: (Look up) What's wrong with you?
Zhaohua: (covering your forehead) Before going to bed last night, didn't we say that we would sleep today until we woke up naturally?
OLD TIMES: Is there one?
Zhaohua: (not angry) I said it very loudly! I thought we had reached a consensus!
OLD TIMES: Ah, I didn't notice.
Zhaohua: (moaning) I had insomnia last night, and I fell asleep in the morning, and I woke up with you.
Old days: [Cover your face] I'm sorry.
Once upon a time: How could you lose sleep?
Zhaohua: Nervous decline, brain cells are too active to easily cause insomnia. I haven't done it in a long time.
In the old days: I used my brain too much to fall asleep on a pillow [laughing and crying].
Zhaohua: Envy you. I didn't fall asleep for a week at my worst, and finally I couldn't hold back and went to the hospital to prescribe medicine.
Old Days: [Shocked]
Zhaohua: In the future, I will never write or paint at night and create again!
Old days: I let you tidy up again today last night, you don't screw, and during the day you say I [roll my eyes].
Zhaohua: In short, you must shut down before 6 o'clock tonight!
(Zhaohua's new flag)
6. Haircuts
It's rare to see sunlight and a little pale blue sky.
Old days: I'm going to get a haircut, and it's been a month.
Zhaohua: What about me?
Once upon a time: You brought a book with you.
Zhaohua: All right.
Teacher Tony: Dear, we and xx treatment jointly launched a preferential activity, as long as 3980 can enjoy 36 shoulder and neck massage, within one year, full refund. What's for you?
Old days: this... I'll think about it.
(Used to run out to find Zhaohua)
Old days: Master, do you think I want to buy it?
Zhaohua: (categorically) Don't buy!
Old days: Do you think you can't use it all?
Zhaohua: Obviously, this is the same as the personal training class of the fitness card.
Old times: Well, listen to you.
(Reading in the atrium of the mall and waiting for The Zhao Hua of the past)
At last:
Face punches are often present,
If the face is swollen,
Then you can't see people.
Wang Zhaohua and the past to remember [laughing and crying]
Debuted on April 16, 2021