Prose: You at the same table
Text: Wang Weide
When I was in elementary school, we were known for being mischievous in our class. After entering the first grade of junior high school, my father decided to put some effort into us, in order to cultivate a college student in our family. After racking his brains, my father focused his attention on the homeroom teacher. Fortunately, the homeroom teacher is a distant uncle of our family and has great respect for his father. He promised his father that he would turn us from the top of the mischievous and mischievous into good students with good character and good character.
When the school started, the homeroom teacher took care of a girl with a "big face plate" to our side when the seats were lined up. This infuriated us, although we were only twelve years old at that time, but how could a manly husband be in the same boat as a girl! We have decided to take some tough measures against this invading enemy. We first drew a line in the middle of the desk with a sharp knife and sternly warned each other not to invade each other. The "big face plate" girl is the class leader in the class, she doesn't seem to care about our excessive behavior, and when she goes to self-study class, she is almost to us everywhere. We listened to and turned a blind eye to this kind of friendly behavior toward her. Two weeks later, the class conducted a math unit exam, we received the exam paper to look dumbfounded, more than half of the questions on the exam paper we will not, isolated and helpless when I remembered her at the same table, but the "big face plate" changed the usual courtesy, the hint to us is to ignore, but also cover a paper tightly. The results of the exam were announced, and we took the first place in the class steadily. At that time, we did not think about finding the reason for the bad test, but instead poured all our anger on the girls at the same table. We decided to take revenge on her fiercely! Once in the evening self-study class, we pretended to be sincere and asked her for a math problem, and just as she was explaining it to us wholeheartedly, we did not hesitate to stuff a live frog from the neckline of her back coat. After several pranks, the "big face plate" girl insisted that she no longer share the table with us.
In this way, the study committee member in the class sent a girl nicknamed "Liu Xiaoqing" to become our second tablemate. The same table with "Liu Xiaoqing" lasted for nearly a year, not because she is beautiful, we said that we are a manly husband and will never go along with girls. Mainly because she has a gentle temper, she can bear to occasionally engage in some pranks, and more importantly, she can take the initiative to take care of us every exam. Finally, once, we went to class to read a novel, she reported it to the teacher, and as a result, the teacher punished her for standing for two hours, and we returned her with a fist in anger, and we naturally ended with "Liu Xiaotou" at the same table.
Our third table mate was a boy, with a big waist and round waist, half a head taller than us, and a tiger's voice, but he studied very well. Although the person who came was not good, we were a manly husband who must not let him have the upper hand. In the first period of time, we used the usual pranks, but the moves were not his opponents, and it was obvious that we had suffered losses, so we felt the seriousness of the problem. But we are confident that our resilience is the first in the class, and there are a hundred reasons for the table to be subordinate. The "big man" likes to play military chess at the same table, which happens to be our strong point. Since then, we have used a game of military chess to pull the "big man" out of the water. Whenever we study in a self-study class, as long as we make a look, the "big man" will obediently follow behind our ass, sneak to our house, put on the military chess, line up the phalanx, and kill it inextricably. When we officially announced that we had formed a friendly table with the "big man", the graduation exam was approaching...
After joining the work, we were still in contact with the three tablemates for a while. After graduating from secondary school, "Big Face Plate" became a people's teacher, while "Liu Xiaoqing" became a well-known local female boss, and they kept silent everything that happened when they were at the same table. Only the "big man" who is the director of a town-run enterprise, whenever he gathers, he will always ruthlessly expose our old bottom, see his proud look, we are indignant in our hearts: Good evil is the head of a factory, why don't you pay attention to language art!
About the author: Wang Weide, male, born in the 60s, a member of the Communist Party of China, works in Rizhao Radio and Television Station, likes to write, so far there have been more than 300 news and literary works scattered in national, provincial, municipal newspapers and periodicals, many works have won awards.
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