3. The State of Wu and the State of Chu.
It was still a matter of the Spring and Autumn Period. On the border between the Kingdoms of Wu and Chu, two girls went to pick mulberry leaves. These two girls, one of Wu Guo and the other of Chu Guo, know each other. When picking mulberry leaves, the two of them played peacefully and quarreled, and suddenly Wu Guo's daughter was uncertain of moderation, hurting Chu Guo's daughter.
How many things? The two girls don't care either! However, after they returned home, the family of the scratched Chu girl was not happy, so they took their relatives and friends to the wu girl's house to find a place. Who knew that wu guo's daughter's family was also very angry, the two families quarreled, the incident was very large, and people were killed.
Then, the two sides came and went, the county officials knew, the upper levels knew, they were unwilling to submit to the soft, and finally they made trouble with the King of Chu and the King of Wu, and decisively sent troops! Picking mulberry leaves, scraping skins, about?
4. The Opium War.
Without introducing the background, everyone knows. Speaking of the battlefield, the Daoguang Emperor sent Yang Fang, the "famous general" at that time, to the scene. Yang Fang looked at it, no, how did the British cannon hit so accurately? Why does our army always deviate? Some magic must have been used! No, I have to use it too!
So, (I don't know where to get it) he ordered that the whole city collect toilets used by women, and then put the toilets on rows of rafts, each guarded by a deputy general, facing the direction of the British army, in order to destroy the magic of the British army!
As a result, not only was it a big defeat, but the lieutenant generals guarding the toilet were also knocked unconscious!
5. The Boxer Rebellion.
As with what happened last time, the Boxers' approach was much more glamorous
In order to deal with the enemy's cannons, he found the prostitutes on the street, took off his pants, and pointed his ass at the enemy's army, feeling that the enemy's cannons could not be beaten
With a knife in one hand and incense in the other, attack the enemy! Yes, you're right. One hand does have a scent. I'm afraid it's a prayer
Learn Zhuge Liang to borrow the East Wind, and then did not borrow;
Hey, are you guys at war?
6. The State of Chu and the State of Sui.
It's still a matter of spring and autumn. In this sense, because this is taken out of context.
The "History of the Chu Family" records: Thirty-five years, Chu Fa accompanied him. "I'm not guilty." Chu said, "I am also a barbarian."
I can't afford to mess with you! Can't afford it!
In the spring and autumn period, although chaotic, people are still a little cute.
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