Fill the false with the real
Text/Li Taizhong
This is a true story that happened before the Prohibition of Alcohol in the Central Military Commission, and was written as a joke after the tea and dinner of netizens.
The head of a certain division, Qian, is a stingy ghost famous in the whole division, and the poor commander of the money regiment loves face very much, and every time he invites guests at home, he must take out two kinds of liquor, one is the Moutai liquor that has been placed in the liquor cabinet of the commander of the Qian regiment for many years, and the other is the liquor produced locally. Before drinking, the head of the money regiment first made a warm toast, and after saying polite words such as welcome, the head of the money democratically asked the guests for their opinions on what to drink. He said: "I prepared two kinds of liquor today, drinking Moutai is not safe, because there are more fake wines in Moutai and I am not sure about these bottles of Moutai wine." Although the local wine is not as famous as Moutai, it is all genuine real wine, what kind of wine do you say to drink? Under normal circumstances, the guests will choose to drink local wine, the head of the money regiment not only saved face but also protected the ticket, and several bottles of Moutai wine were quietly placed in the wine cabinet of the head of the money regiment, which became an exhibition to save face for the head of the money group.
The commander of the Chang Regiment was a classmate of the military academy of the Commander of the Qian Regiment, and the two had a good personal relationship, and after hearing the story of the Commander of the Qian Regiment inviting the guests to fill the fake with the truth, he made up his mind to drink the Maotai wine, the treasure of the town house of the Commander of the Qian Regiment. The commander of the standing regiment took advantage of the opportunity to go to the division headquarters for a meeting, greeted the commander of the qian regiment early, and during the meeting, he had to visit his old classmates. Commander Qian's troops are the closest to the division headquarters, the commander's troops are the farthest away from the division headquarters, and the conditions in the garrison are also the most difficult.
The leader of the chang regiment wanted to come to the house for a drink, and the leader of the qian regiment was very happy, and the two old classmates had not been drinking together for a long time. The amount of alcohol in the commander of the Chang Regiment was famous in the whole division, and the commander of the Qian Regiment was not an opponent at all. On the day of drinking, in order to make the old classmates drink well, the head of the Qian regiment specially selected several cadres of organs with good alcohol from the regiment to accompany them, so that they could share the pressure of drinking for themselves.
Before drinking, The head of the Qian regiment issued a toast that was also familiar with the protection of Moutai wine, who knew that the head of the Chang regiment preemptively expressed his position after listening to the toast: "As long as the feelings are deep, the fake wine is also true, we will drink Moutai wine today." The head of the Qian regiment was helpless, and had to love and open the Moutai wine that had been treasured for many years, and after a while, several bottles of Moutai wine were drunk to the sky, and the leader of the Chang regiment shouted that he had not drunk enough, and the leader of the Qian regiment had to open several bottles of local wine for emergency.
After drinking and eating, the commander of the Chang regiment shook and left, and the head of the money who had drunk too much stuttered and said to his wife: "The bottles of real Maotai that were bought by acquaintances were killed by old classmates today, and the tricks of the real and false were discovered." ”
The wife of the chief of the money regiment laughed, and the head of the money regiment fell asleep on the sofa.
【About the author】Li Taizhong (male), born in 1950, a native of Mengzhou, Henan, with the rank of major general. He has successively served as the political commissar of a Red Army division, the director of the political department of a group army, the standing committee of the Qinghai Provincial Party Committee, the political commissar of the Provincial Military Region, and the deputy political commissar of the Xinjiang Military Region. During the one-and-a-half-year battle, the whole regiment was awarded the collective second-class merit and the individual was also awarded the second-class battle merit once, and was commended by the General Political Department of the Chinese People's Liberation Army as "Outstanding Party Affairs Worker of the Whole Army" and commended by the Organization Department of the CPC Central Committee as "National Outstanding Party Worker". He is the author of two books, "The Way of Leading Soldiers from Practice" and "Talking about Regular Ideological Work", totaling about 800,000 words, which were published by the Xinjiang Education Publishing House and are deeply loved by soldiers at all levels. He has been hired by the National Defense University as a "visiting professor" and "graduate tutor", has twice entered the National Defense University for further study, and once entered the training class for provincial and ministerial leading cadres of the Party School of the CPC Central Committee.