#我的搞笑生活 #
A snack for a flirtatious wife
Wife, has been over the age is not confused, still do not know the destiny, a little bit of temperament, her most reasonable quote is: "mean" woman, is to love temperament!
My wife's biggest hobby is snacking, and the standard equipment is her "treasure chest". Almost every day after work, when I pass by the small market in the community, I will chant "My box needs to be replenished" and "Is it time to buy something delicious", as if the money in my pocket is straight out. Whenever this happens, I will always be a sentence: "Isn't there still something in the box", she will always be that sentence: "Those are not delicious", I will always be helpless "Well, okay". Hi, flirtatious women have no length sex.
The wife's habit of snacking is a little special: eat after meals. The prescribed action after the meal: a butt sitting on the sofa, pulling out her "treasure chest" from under the coffee table, plunging into the box, pulling hard, tangled choices... Until I shoved my favorite snack into my mouth, my face was filled with a strong sense of satisfaction. The son would occasionally look at his mother with a "disdainful" face: "I am 18 years old, my mother is only 8 years old." Subsequently, the two ladies laughed wildly.
There is a kind of snack that she does not get tired of eating, and it is processed and consumed at the same time, and it will not form an inventory. That's my homemade preserved apple. First of all, introduce a very simple process: peel the apple, cut it in half, remove the core, place it to dry for one or two days, turn it two to three times a day, and then steam it on the pot for 15-20 minutes before drying, so that it can be repeatedly steamed three times, without any addition. During the whole processing process, I was busy and tight, and my wife was also staring at it: at any time, I picked the food that had been dried (because of the uneven thickness, the sun dried early and late), and when all the sun was done, there was not much left. At this time, she would say with an innocent face, "Why is there only so little left?" I didn't eat much", indeed, ten pounds of apples only dried a pound of breast, originally not much, hahaha...
A few days ago, I went back to my hometown to load a cart of apples, and I was going to start work again. Do more this time, strive to generate "inventory", and fill the wife's "treasure chest".