
Xu Changgeng's three masters and apprentices are not what they used to be, and they have been practicing for nearly two thousand years, and they have flown extremely fast, flying up the western plateau in the blink of an eye, and flying over the Himalayas in the blink of an eye...
Since Lu Qingyi and Zhang Mudao were earthlings in modern society, they understood that the western border of the Han nationality should be near the Himalayas. So after informing Xu Changgeng of this situation, the three masters and apprentices looked for traces of invading Western barbarians around the Himalayas.
However, after searching for half a day, Xu Changgeng's three disciples did not find any traces of war near the Himalayas, and in desperation, they had to expand their search area to the north.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the search scope expanded, Xu Changgeng and his party inadvertently flew to an area called Kashmir.
In this Kashmir region, the two countries also happen to be at war, and the fighting between the two sides is very fierce, and the gunfire is constantly roaring.
When Xu Changgeng and his party saw the situation, they immediately mistakenly thought that the battlefield below was the destination they were looking for, so they quickly lowered the cloud head and slowly descended to the middle of the battlefield.
Suspended at a certain height in the middle of the battlefield, Zhang Mudao opened his mouth first, and he asked Xu Changgeng very curiously: "Master, how do you plan to scare those Western barbarians below?" ”
"No, no, no, the barbarians in the west don't have to be frightened for the division." Xu Changgeng shook his head in response to Zhang Mudao, and incidentally ordered Zhang Mudao: "You and Qingyi can just go and dangle in front of those Western barbarians, so that those Western barbarians know that the weapons in their hands cannot hurt your body in the slightest, and they will naturally retreat." ”
Zhang Mudao's face turned pale when he heard this, and he hurriedly waved his hand to push it away: "Master, you don't know that human science and technology are changing with each passing day, and you can't look at it with your old eyes for a long time." Although the disciples were diligent in their cultivation and were not afraid of swords and axes, they still could not withstand the guns and cannons of those Western barbarians. ”
"How powerful are the guns?" Xu Changgeng did not believe it.
"Master, look!" Zhang Mudao raised his finger again and pointed not far away, where a tall building was collapsing in a dense long-range artillery bombardment.
Seeing that this tall building was destroyed into ruins in an instant, Xu Changgeng was dumbfounded. What he saw in front of his eyes made Xu Changgeng have to admit that the guns of ordinary mortals really have some power.
"Master, this is not the most powerful." Zhang Mudao patiently explained to Xu Changgeng, "The most powerful weapon of ordinary mortals now is missiles!" ”
"What are missiles?" Xu Changgeng questioned Zhang Mudao with interest.
"Oh, Master, you see, a big thing has risen from that side, and it looks like a missile." Zhang Mudao raised his finger again to the direction of the opposite position, and saw a long strip of object, dragging a white smoke straight up into the air at the end...
This long strip of object followed a lateral turn at a high altitude, and it immediately shot at Xu Changgeng and his party, who were suspended in the middle of the position.
It turned out that Xu Changgeng and his party were hovering in the middle of the position with a big grin, which had already attracted the attention of both warring sides.
Because one of them was a hardcore ally with the Han people, they clearly saw the Han appearance of Xu Changgeng and his party, and contacted the Han officials at the first time, but they did not take the initiative to attack Xu Changgeng and his party.
It is just that this side does not take the initiative to attack Xu Changgeng and his party, but it does not mean that the other side of the battle does not attack Xu Changgeng and others.
The other side of the battle had long been quite incompatible with the Han, and it was their other army that invaded the Han border, so their commander subconsciously judged Xu Changgeng and his party to be some kind of high-tech flying troop sent by the Han to help.
Coupled with the fact that this high-tech flying force looked very arrogant and powerful at first glance, the commander immediately ordered his men to aim at Xu Changgeng and his party, and fired a missile first regardless of blood.
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Xu Changgeng and his party saw that this missile was coming at them, and immediately scattered and dodged.
The missile seemed to have locked Xu Changgeng with lidar, and after Xu Changgeng avoided it, he quickly turned around and continued to pursue Xu Changgeng.
Xu Changgeng dodged several times in succession, but he couldn't shake it off.
At the moment of crisis, Jin Jiao shouted at Xu Changgeng from the side: "Dao Chief, you quickly received it with the Golden Bracelet that my Master gave you!" ”
The shout of the golden horn reminded Xu Changgeng, who hurriedly took out the Golden Bracelet from his arms, then turned around and squeezed the Golden Bracelet, and said loudly to the missile that was chasing after him: "Collect! ”
The Kongo bracelet became louder and larger, trapping the incoming missile. As soon as this missile penetrated into the enlarged Kongo bracelet, it also magically disappeared immediately, as if it had been sent into another time and space.
"It's a good baby!" Xu Changgeng, who successfully collected the missile, couldn't help but sigh in admiration.
Next, in order to retaliate against the other party for brazenly shooting himself and others with missiles, Xu Changgeng then raised the Golden Bracelet and shouted at the position where the missiles were launched on the opposite side: "Collect! ”
This time, as soon as Xu Changgeng finished shouting, the Golden Bracelet in his hand suddenly became bigger, so big that it was like a huge black hole, absorbing all the missiles, shells and bullets fired from the opposite position...
And this absorption is still continuous, no matter how much ammunition is constantly fired from the opposite position, this diamond bracelet can always absorb.
More than ten minutes later, when they saw a cannon on their own position, tank after tank was also slowly attracted, moving towards the enlarged Diamond Bracelet, and the soldiers on the opposite position completely collapsed, some soldiers put down their weapons and knelt down to Xu Changgeng; more soldiers retreated in a panic, lest they run slowly and be sucked in.
Xu Changgeng saw the soldiers on the opposite position fleeing, and only then did he put away the golden bracelet satisfactorily. He flew back to Lu Qingyi, Zhang Mudao, and Jin Jiao, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally drive out these invading Western barbarians, we can return to Huaguo Mountain." ”
However, Lu Qingyi and Zhang Mudao, at this time, looked at Xu Changgeng with a strange face and wanted to stop talking.
It turned out that just now, taking advantage of Xu Changgeng's great feats of kung fu, Lu Qingyi and Zhang Mudao also flew along the way to check over the position on the other side, but found that although the soldiers on the other side of the position were waving warmly at them, the appearance of these soldiers was obviously not Han.
Lu Qingyi and Zhang Mudao could only hesitate to tell Xu Changgeng the truth: "Master, we may not be able to return to Huaguo Mountain yet." Because you may have driven away the wrong object..."
"We just went to the other side of the position to check it out, and found that the two warring sides below were actually not our Han Chinese. In other words, this is not a battlefield for Western barbarians to invade our borders. ”
Half an hour later, in order to continue to search for the Western barbarians who invaded the border, Xu Changgeng and his party appeared over Afghanistan again.
Seeing that there were also two armies fighting fiercely below, Xu Changgeng took out the Golden Bracelet again.
However, in order to avoid the recurrence of the Oolong incident that helped the wrong person before, Xu Changgeng decided this time to absorb all the shells and bullets fired by the two sides into the Golden Bracelet first.
So in front of the eyes of the warring sides below, there was such a spectacle: no matter how the soldiers on both sides aimed at each other, the bullets or shells they fired would automatically fly into the sky after they came out of the chamber, and fly straight into a huge metal circle above their heads and disappear.
As a result, the battle was obviously impossible to continue, and the soldiers on both sides had to temporarily stop fighting.
Shortly after the armistice between the two sides, Xu Changgeng and his party also floated down from the sky, but seeing that there were still no Han Chinese on both sides of the battle, Xu Changgeng once again knew in frustration that he had made a mistake again.
In order not to make any more mistakes later, Xu Changgeng simply sent Zhang Mudao to inquire about the two warring sides, asking them whether they knew where the Western barbarians who invaded the Han border were.
Poor Zhang Mudao's foreign language was also sparse, and he stuttered with the soldiers on both sides for half a day, but the final result was that they may have flown in the wrong direction at the beginning, and they should have flown south from their current positions.
Xu Changgeng and his party flew south instead, and along the way Xu Changgeng used the Golden Bracelet to stop several wars, but unfortunately, the Western barbarians who invaded the border still did not find it.
Unconsciously, Xu Changgeng and his party gradually flew to the equator. But on the high seas of the equator, a fighter jet caught up with Xu Changgeng and his party from behind.
Through the transparent shield of this fighter, Xu Changgeng saw that Jiang Shangyue was actually sitting in the co-pilot's seat inside, waving at him frequently.
Seeing that Jiang Shangyue was signaling himself and others to follow her, Xu Changgeng followed the fighter again, turning around and flying back.
The fighter eventually landed on an aircraft carrier, and Xu Changgeng and his party also landed on the deck of the aircraft carrier.
Then Xu Changgeng saw Jiang Shangyue jump off the fighter and run straight to them.
Breathlessly, he ran to Xu Changgeng, and as soon as Jiang Shangyue opened his mouth, he told Xu Changgeng that he did not have to teach the invading Western barbarians a lesson, because those invading Western barbarians had already retreated in fright when they learned that Xu Changgeng and his party were looking for them all over the world.
"Does the name of the poor road have such an effect?" Xu Changgeng was a little incredulous.
"Guoshi, the times are different, your masters and apprentices are tossing and turning today, the whole world already knows of your existence!" Jiang Shangyue explained with a smile.
"However, thanks to the several shots of the Guoshi today, it is very shocking to the surrounding night, and we can probably develop peacefully for a while." Jiang Shangyue also sincerely thanked Xu Changgeng.
"As a national teacher, today's affairs are within the responsibility of the poor Dao, and ru and so on do not need much courtesy." Xu Changgeng politely responded to Jiang Shangyue's thanks.
After responding, Xu Changgeng immediately said to Jiang Shangyue: "Since the matter is over, then the poor road will go back to the mountain, and everyone will not go over." ”
"Guoshi, at this moment, you are far away from overseas, how do you plan to return to the mountain?" Do you fly back? Jiang Shangyue asked tentatively again.
"You don't have to fly back, poor people can return to the mountain when they enter the water." Xu Changgeng smiled slightly.
Laughing, Xu Changgeng and Lu Qingyi, Zhang Mudao, and Jin Jiao held hands with each other and jumped into the sea water next to the aircraft carrier.