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The spread of football in the era of GIFs makes fragmented expressions more fragmented, a football game can be dismembered into fragments of countless details, and a small scene can be forwarded by the media indefinitely until the fragments become 5-second blockbusters. For example, Chairman Chen Shuyuan's circle dance, such as the god-level stop ball of a certain international footballer into a subtle assist to the opponent, such as the anti-gravity fall of a former international.
Unfortunately, traditional newspapers cannot publish GIFs, and the old man's "chaotic talk" can only be "rambled" with words.
What triggered the old man's "chaotic talk" was Zhang Xizhe's pass, Ming Luo Guofu had gathered enough strength on the left to prepare for a large area of air in front of him, but Zhang Xizhe chose to slow down the pace of the return pass after receiving the ball.
The fans' reaction was: Good chance, pass! Alas, why not pass it on? Don't you have long eyes? It stinks!
Zhang Xizhe's response was: I have long eyes, I see. But what if you can't pass the ball and lose the ball and get counter-attacked? So I chose to call back, safely.
Zhang Xizhe is the no. 10 of the national football team, as a fan, everyone knows what the number 10 means. He shouldn't be a water dispenser, he should be a scalpel, a kick pass that makes his teammate stab each other in the throat. Zhang Xizhe is also a scalpel, but the tip of the knife is reversed, directly castrating his male who bravely moves forward.
A coffee in Beijing broke the news that local international footballers squeezed out naturalized international footballers. If this is true, it is not difficult to understand why when the national football team played saudi arabia in the second half, as soon as it came to the field, Luo Guofu could lightning break the goal, and the pass to him was able to find the empty and could not choose to pass back, and the choice of the front pass was also the naturalized international instead of the local international Alain.
Some fans lamented that the national football team was destroyed by the "human accident".
When he saw this text, the old man saw at a glance that the fan had written a typo, which should be "human affection" rather than "human accident".
But think about it in turn, isn't the national football team just one "accident" after another? Accidents caused by human feelings, "human accidents", wonderful and wonderful!
Chen Shuyuan is the president of the Chinese Football Association, his predecessor is Cai Zhenhua, Cai Zhenhua's predecessor is Yuan Weimin, yuan Weimin's era of chairmanship is actually just a name, when the fa was in charge of the full-time vice chairman. Wang Junsheng "state cadre", Yan Shiduo "kill without forgiveness, cut the decision", Xie Yalong "forked psoas muscles", then "Wei Juguo", "Cai PingPing", and then "programmers"... A stubble has changed a stubble, a stubble is the color of a stubble, in addition to the bright color, what disgusting people's colors dare to present in front of the fans.
Compared with Japanese football, Chinese football does not lack the president of the Football Association, what is missing is a Saburo Kawabuchi; Chinese football does not lack a blueprint, what is missing is a scientific blueprint that can be drawn to the end.
A few days ago, seeing Zhao Junzhe's remarks on the competition for the Chinese women's football coach "long for merit", the old man laughed dumbly: Alas, for a long time, there is another good word that has been used by Chinese footballers.
As the head coach of the national football team, your responsibility is to integrate the existing strength to exert its maximum combat effectiveness, do not expect you to get 90 points at the level of 60 points, get 70 points or 80 points is very good, at least not less than 60 points, but you only get 50 points or even 40 points After the test, you are fine, what do you pull for me for a long time?
For a long time, that is what the president of the Chinese Football Association should consider. However, the president of the Chinese Football Association, who needs to consider the long-term achievement, does not seem to have considered the long-term achievement. For example, Chairman Chen Shuyuan risked getting the new crown and ran to a five-star hotel in West Asia, and was as willing to be a homeless child as Li Tie in his 60s. The old man wanted to ask, as the commander of the army, he ran to the front line with a submachine gun and fought with the enemy's bayonet. The family football association staff wants to reimburse the travel expenses, who will sign it?
In the famous circle dance gittle, people around him applauded Chairman Chen Shuyuan. As the president of the Chinese Football Association, it is indispensable to applaud, sincere or false, which is the sophistication of Chinese football.
Of course, in the eyes of the old man who does not understand football, this is a "human accident" of Chinese football.
(Shandong Radio and Television Station Liu Zhaoan)
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Source: Shandong Radio and Television News (published every Friday)
Edit: Xin Feng
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