In 2020, the beginning was "hell mode", and an epidemic disrupted the rhythm of everyone's life.
Can't eat hot pot together, can't sing K bungee hi to heaven... The parties who cursed and grinned at 2019 and looked forward to 2020 with joy are now regretting, very regretful.
But it doesn't matter, although life has been so difficult, adults are good at making fun in suffering, and their ability to perceive "happiness" has not diminished at all.
The following moments may be insignificant, but they are enough to be "cool" to adults.
Extreme comfort ahead
-01-
Wanted to fart but was afraid it was too loud
Under the efforts of "Chrysanthemum"
Finally slowly and silently discharged
People have to put about 8 to 20 farts a day, and the amount of farts mainly depends on each person's diet and intestinal flora.
It's best not to hold your fart. Because this fart is actually "poisonous gas" from the intestine, if it is forcibly held back, the toxins in it may be sent back to the intestine and reabsorbed by the blood.
So, if you have a fart, you still have to put it fast.
When I was alone, I had to fart hard, and the louder it was, the cooler it was. In the crowd, you need to try your best to control the strength of the anus and release the fart slowly.
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So the question arises: how do you put stinky farts in a crowd without being spotted?
You can say, "Something seems to be charred?" "So that everyone can absorb the light together."
Stinky farts are often eaten because eating more foods that produce hydrogen sulfide, indole and fecal stinkin, such as meat, beans, garlic and so on.
Generally speaking, farts and fart odor are not a big problem, but if there are other uncomfortable symptoms at the same time, such as abdominal pain, diarrhea and black stools, go to the doctor, don't delay.
-02-
Stayed up for several days in a row and had chest tightness and shortness of breath
I thought I was terminally ill
The doctor said that there was no big thing to pay attention to rest
There is no better word in the world than "false alarm." However, I am also afraid that one day a word will become a slur.
People who often stay up late, blood pressure and heart rate regulation burden is heavy, immune function and vasoconstriction will be abnormal, light will reduce their own immunity, giving the virus an opportunity, heavy will also increase the risk of sudden death.
If these signs appear when staying up late, beware that the body is about to collapse, and be sure to call for help in time:
A feeling of pressure in the chest, i.e. chest tightness;
Sudden severe chest pain or chest and back pain, shoulder and neck and arm pain, pain transfer, stomach burning or repeated short-term toothache, may be a precursor to myocardial infarction;
Severe headache, possibly cerebral hemorrhage;
Black in front of the eyes with panic, vigilant for malignant arrhythmias
Palpitations, panic, very uncomfortable
"Never stay up late again", hope is no longer a flag.
-03-
Go to the toilet and play with your phone
The hand slipped and almost fell into the pit
Fortunately, the hand was quickly caught
Going to the toilet to play mobile phone is cool for a while, playing has been cool, and unconsciously the time to go to the toilet is extended.
Attention is on the mobile phone, even if there is a mind to pull the stool ~ over time can cause hemorrhoids, aggravate constipation.
More importantly, mobile phones may also be silently stained with bacteria and viruses such as E. coli, salmonella, and the new crown virus.
In this way, even if you wash your hands after going to the toilet, your hands will still be stained with viruses when you touch your phone again. At this time, if you rub your eyes, pick your nose, and eat with your hands, bacteria and viruses will take advantage of the void.
Therefore, it is not recommended to bring a mobile phone into the toilet.
-04-
Stuck in the teeth stuck in the flesh of the day
Finally to the culling out
Why do shredded meat and vegetables cut out from between the teeth always have an inner flavor?
This is because the food residue has spoiled under the action of oral bacteria and digestive enzymes, and the taste of the mouth is enough to choke for half a day.
Of course, this doesn't matter. Importantly, if you eat something (food incarceration), it basically means that there is already a problem with the tooth, such as periodontal disease, tooth decay, poor recovery of contact between teeth after filling, wisdom teeth...
Plugging teeth for a long time is not a trivial matter, and it is easy to cause the gap between the teeth to become larger and the speech to leak air.
People with tooth plug problems, first of all, to find out the "fault", symptomatic treatment. Secondly, pay attention to tooth cleaning, do not use a toothpick to floss your teeth, use floss instead.
-05-
Constipation for several days
My stomach swelled like a leather ball
One day suddenly pulled a lot of #%@! +？ %~
Constipation refers to less than 3 bowel movements per week, difficulty in defecation, unpleasantness in bowel movements, and dry and hard stools.
People with constipation are often "chrysanthemums with mutilated buttocks". Occasionally, it was not pain, but liberation, as if opening up the six veins of Ren Dou, and the whole body was comfortable.
People who are prone to constipation, try these laxative methods:
Develop good habits of defecation
Fix it at a certain time every day, such as in the morning or before going to bed late, even if you don't have the intention to defecate, go to the toilet on time; you can add a foot pad to raise your feet, or use a squat pit to help you defecate better.
Drink plenty of water and exercise
Adults should drink 1.5-2 liters of water every day, and drink a cup in the morning when they get up together.
Proper exercise, jogging, and brisk walking are all good choices.
Eat more dietary fiber
Regulates the intestinal flora and replenishes with probiotics
-06-
On the way, I suddenly met my former classmates
Found out I had more hair than he did
The comparison of contemporary young people has become: as long as I have more hair than my peers, I am the most beautiful boy on this gaii.
The hairless crowd that can't keep the hairline can't help but let out a long sigh: The departure of the hair, is it the pursuit of the wind, or the non-retention of the scalp?
In order to keep the top of the head, we fought hard - used countless anti-shedding shampoos, applied ginger, planted 25 pieces of hair... But it can't resist the ruthless drop of hair.
People with hair loss, in fact, most of them have a family genetic history, generally in the hair loss a few years ago, there is an increase in scalp oil, so it is also called seborrheic alopecia.
Unfortunately, there is currently a lack of specific treatment for hair loss, but one thing is clear: the earlier the treatment, the more obvious the effect, and when the hair follicles have disappeared, it is difficult to regenerate.
The main methods for treating hair loss are topical injection of botulinum toxin type A on the scalp, oral medication, and topical drugs (such as minoxidil).
People who lose their hair, advise you to treat the better as soon as possible, after all, after wearing a mask now, the hairstyle determines your appearance.
-07-
Back home
The moment you take off your bra
A few boys know that the coolest moment of a girl's day is the moment when she goes home and takes off her bra???
Girls are uncomfortable wearing bras, many times mainly because the underwire is too tight, or the bras are too small and too tight.
Some women deliberately choose a smaller bra or a clustered bra in order to pursue the so-called "career line".
However, in the long run, it will affect the blood circulation of the breast, resulting in ischemia in the breast, resulting in symptoms such as breast pain.
When buying a bra, there are three main points:
Try on it comfortably and without a sense of restraint
The material is preferably soft cotton
The underarm ends are wider
For women seeking comfort, choose a bra without underwires.
-08-
Back from consecutive outings
The moment I take off my mask
After resuming work and production, I had a full day of intimate contact with the mask every day, and when I returned home to take off the mask, my breathing was instantly a little uncomfortable.
However, looking at myself who took off the mask in the mirror, not only did I become ugly, but my face was also stuffed with a lot of acne by the mask, which became a "mask face."
Remind everyone again: don't squeeze acne! Don't squeeze! Especially growing in the T zone (from the forehead to the nose)!
If the hands are not sterilized in place, it is easy to cause secondary infections, resulting in aggravation of local inflammation. Pimples that squeeze into area T can also cause intracranial infections that are life-threatening.
What to do? Teach you a few tricks:
Do a good job of cleaning, pay attention not to let the hair touch and rub the skin lesions, use some acne products (such as using skin care products such as salicylic acid, azelaic acid and other skin care products to apply to the acne), reduce the intake of processed sugars, etc.
Of course, if the inflammation is obvious, it is best to go to the dermatologist in time, and the effect of external medication is not good, and oral medication can be combined.
There are many, many more moments...
It is true that there is no word "easy" in the adult world, but in the daily busyness, there will always be a lot of small luck and small happiness that make us feel comfortable.