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Say Tang The most buggy person in the whole book cheng bites gold

author:Optimistic Mr. Kiko

"Speaking of Tang" series of novels In the middle of the novel, Cheng Biting Jin is a reckless comedic character image, folklore he is bold, the novel Cheng Biting Jin is very timid, born poor, strong, mounted on the iron-footed jujube horse (also known as the big-bellied grasshopper tiger, because Cheng Biting Jin feels that the name of the iron-footed jujube horse is twisted), the weapon Bagua Xuanhua axe, weighing sixty-four pounds, is the reincarnation of the Upper Realm Tude Xingjun.

Cheng Yaojin and Qin Qiong grew up together, Qin Qiong's mother was also Cheng Yaojin's mother, and later when he deserted the army, he was separated from the Qin family, in order to make a living, Cheng Yaojin started smuggling sea salt, killed the patrol officer for selling smuggled salt, and was released from prison after three years in prison (Han Baohu broke the Nanyang Pass, Yang Guanglong Yan Dayue, and issued an edict, in addition to committing the ten evil crimes, plotting rebellion and rebellion).

Others went with him to sell private salt, he fought with people at every turn, everyone was afraid of him, so everyone called him "Cheng Tiger", after being released from prison, he was fooled by Youtong Youjunda to go up the mountain and become a mountain thief.

Say Tang The most buggy person in the whole book cheng bites gold

He only had brute force since he was a child, but he could not do martial arts, You Junda was ready to teach him, teach until late at night, the result is to remember the first move to forget the second move, after practicing the second move and forgot the first move, the You Junda mentality collapsed, so he explained that he was practicing and went back to rest.

The book says that Cheng Biting Jin in his sleep, an old man taught him the Sixty-Four Way Axe Method, let him keep the Allah in the future, take the title of marquis, get rich for a lifetime, wake up and it turned out to be a dream, wanted to practice the axe method in the dream, accidentally interrupted by You Junda, he only remembered the three-way axe method.

The first shot robbed Yang Lin of the tribute to the Sui Emperor, got 160,000 taels of silver, and foolishly reported his name, but the eldest wife Paul Fang, the second taibao Xue Liang did not hear clearly.

The two most immoral things he did were, the first one was to make the White Tiger Star and the Green Dragon Star have a grudge (Luo Cheng was the reincarnation of the White Tiger Star Jun, and Shan Xiongxin was the reincarnation of the Green Dragon Star Jun), and the second was that the Purple Mountain snatched the Jade Seal, because he died more than a million people in one sentence.

Qin Qiong's mother had a big birthday, on the way to Jinan, Cheng Yaojin did not know Shan Xiongxin, so he wanted to rob, slashing two axes in a row, Shan Xiongxin could not resist, and returned to the horse to leave, "Luo Cheng saw it, a horse rushed forward, and shook the gun and stabbed. Biting Jin dodged the gun and cut the axe, Luo Cheng stopped the axe, flashed a shot, and bit Jin's left arm in the middle."

Fortunately, You Junda came behind, relieved the misunderstanding, and finally went to Jinan together.

After everyone in Jia Liu shop worshipped, I don't know what he thought, he felt that Shan Xiongxin was more powerful than Luo Cheng, so he provoked Luo Cheng and Shan Xiongxin to fight a big fight, and as a result, Shan Xiongxin was beaten by Luo Cheng, and the two of them had a grudge in their hearts (one was cut off by your two axes, one was stabbed by two shots, the strength gap was so big, and he didn't know how this Cheng Jin thought, doing this lack of virtue).

Luo Cheng was scolded by his cousin Qin Qiong and turned his head away, Cheng Biting Jin saw that this matter was big, so he told Qin Qiong to go and chase back Luo Cheng, and as a result, in Huangtugang, he saw that Wang Lever silver had come, it turned out that Yang Lin had raised another 160,000 Wang Lever, Yang Lin was afraid of a mistake, he personally escorted him, and he moved the idea of robbing again, his three-plate axe was Yang Lin's opponent, he was captured by Yang Lin, and it was also because he was arrested, and the brothers who worshiped had to go out of Shandong in order to save him.

Say Tang The most buggy person in the whole book cheng bites gold

After the people came to Wagang, one day they were eating, suddenly a thunderbolt, someone came to report, after teaching the military field to perform martial arts halls, shook open a large cave, the crowd decided to catch casting lots, Cheng Biting Jin caught "go", the book reads:

"My brother, you hurt me. I was selling firewood there, but you recruited me to be a buddy robber. Anti-Shandong. Now that I'm going to go down to this cold hell, I don't think I can live, but I'm getting along with you, and my mother wants you to take care of you day and night. ”

When Cheng Yaojin came out of the crypt, he was not only wearing a dragon robe, but he also held a wooden box in his hand. Inside the wooden box was a piece of paper, which read: "Cheng Bites Jin juyi to gather troops to disrupt the world for three years as a demon king of the chaotic world." Xu Maogong, a military master in Wagangzhai, read it and said, "Although you are the Lord, I am afraid that the people will not obey." Now we can put down the flagpole flag, and we will all worship it one by one, and if the one who worships the flag is raised, he will be pushed to be the Lord. ”

Who knew that the crowd could not worship the flagpole, only Cheng bit jin and prayed, a strong wind blew through, and the flagpole roared up. Cheng bit Jin shouted, "In the end, I am the emperor," so Cheng Biting Jin became the emperor, and changed his name to Long Yuannian, the Demon King of the Mixed World. He also made Xu Maogong the Protector of the Nation, Wei Zheng the Right Chancellor, Qin Shubao the Grand Marshal, and the rest as generals.

At the meeting of the kings of GanquanGuan, everyone proposed: "We must appoint one person as the marshal of the eighteen states, and raise people and horses to be restrained."

The people present were all great generals, in the end it was good to hold that, Xu Mao said fairly: "There is a method here, according to the command of heaven, the Ganquan is closed, one person shouts three voices, who shouts to turn it off, push him to be the marshal of the eighteen states," Old Xu came to this move again.

Sure enough, the crowd called in turn, where to open, and when Cheng Biting Jin went to call, he only heard a gust of wind, and with a loud roar, the two closed doors opened widely. So the crowd pushed him to the stage, paid homage to the post of marshal of the eighteen states, and the generals of the eighteen states, all bowed down together, and came when the next course bit Jin ordered the three armies to kill Ben Jiangdu.

It is precisely because everyone pushed him as the marshal of the eighteen states, snatched the jade seal in the Purple Mountain, the battle of Siming Mountain, the terror of Li Yuanba was clear to everyone, and as a result, Cheng bit Jin had to say that there are many generals in our eighteen families here, why are you afraid of a yellow haired little town, everyone listened to him flicker, they all rushed up, Luo Cheng was hammered by Li Yuanba and made two pieces of the gun, shook open the tiger's mouth, and returned to the horse to escape.

Poor 1.8 million troops, who deserve to be devastated by this, were beaten by Li Yuanba like flies, and only 600,000 were left, and all the anti-kings were beaten by Li Yuanba's kneeling and surrendering watches.

After Li Yuanba took the jade seal and left, Cheng bit Jin and scolded, "This little beast, may you go forward and die, then I will kill Chang'an and make you Lao Tzu recognize my axe!" As a result, Li Yuanba was killed by lightning on the way back.

Folklore says that Cheng Yaojin, who can't die, means that every time he fights with people, he is stabbed off the horse and sees that the earth does not die (probably because he is the reincarnation of the Tude Xingjun, so the folk have such a saying).

Say Tang The most buggy person in the whole book cheng bites gold

In "Speaking of Tang", he was pit by Xu Maogong several times, that is because Xu Maogong calculated that he had the ability to help him and could handle the things he explained well.

Therefore, it is also considered that he has done a lot of great things independently, in the traditional commentary, the evaluation of him is "good horses grow on the legs, good men grow on the mouth", Cheng bit jin in this life, digging the corners of the opposing generals, doing matchmaking, breaking into the camp, moving the rescue soldiers, saving lives, etc. rely on his mouth kung fu (the actual kung fu is the three axes).

Because Cheng bit Jin longevity, he and many people have had the experience of fighting together, and he is included in the "Three Biographies of Tang Dynasty", Qin Qiong, Luo Cheng, and Wei Chigong of the older generation, Xue Rengui and Luo Tong of the middle generation, and Xue Gang and Xue Kui of the younger generation.

In the final finale, the descendants of the Xue family opened the Iron Hill Tomb, Cheng bit the gold to sacrifice Xue Dingshan, and when he returned home, he remembered that Jia Liudian had worshiped thirty-six people, except for Xie Yingdeng Chengxian, everyone else was dead. Now he is also a person of more than one hundred and twenty years old, watching Xue Rengui join the army to conquer Dongping Liao, now his grandson opens the Iron Hill Tomb, and now five generations have met, so unhappy, whirring and laughing, unable to take a breath, laughing to death.

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