DaBing, real name Ren Jun, a native of Hunan, is a famous cross-talk sketch performance artist. Zhao Weiguo is his partner, and the two of them have jointly created many popular cross-talk sketches, which are deeply loved by audience friends.

The works created by the two of them are known for their satire and humor, which make people laugh and seriously appreciate the connotation of the work. Works such as "White Eating" and "Who Makes You Excellent" are representatives of such works.
Recently, the two appeared on the cultural talk show of the local TV station, and near the end, the host asked them to improvise a cross-talk to entertain the audience.
They discussed and performed a cross-talk entitled "Pairs of Pairs." The previous content is omitted here, and the following small paragraph is reproduced as follows:
Soldier: Do you also have seven words in pairs?
Wei Guo: So-so, will be a little.
Soldier: Well, then I'll test you.
Wei Guo: Casually, you have a question.
Soldier: Eight hundred caves are not old, please join down.
Wei Guo: What? Where are the eight hundred in the cave court? Still smoking and not getting old? There is a problem with this union.
Soldier: There's nothing wrong with that. According to the "Baling Chronicle", Dongting Lake swallows red sand in the west and grass in the south, spanning eight hundred miles. As for the smoke is not old, it refers to the smoke.
Wei Guo: That's the way it is. Well, I'm right.
Soldier: You're right.
Wei Guo: I am (paused): Ten years of smog lungs Changchun.
Soldier: Wait, ten years of smog lungs?
Wei Guo: I am in good health, ten years of smog, no impact on my lungs.
They still wanted to talk, and the host was already smiling and bending over. The host said, just stop, we have heard clearly, weiguo means that our environment is deteriorating, protecting the environment, protecting the ecology is a top priority, can not be delayed! In particular, the new crown pneumonia virus that appears at this stage has sounded an alarm bell for us!
You see, just this small piece of cross-talk, but left you and me to think deeply, this may be the charm of the works of the soldiers and the weiguo cross-talk works!
Of course, if you look at it from the perspective of the couplet, the lower league of the Defending Country is really not very good. Smog on the cave seat, both participle and meaning are not relative. Fog and haze are a combination of two nouns, and the meaning coincides with the upper link. And there is also a problem with the flat servant, which is obviously out of the law.
Here, Xiaobian tries to pair up:
Eight hundred caves are not old (仄仄仄平平仄仄),
The Millennium Five Peaks Qi has long existed (平平仄仄平平平).
What do friends think? Welcome to pay attention and give it to you!