1. In the morning, my wife asked me very seriously if I had any ideas, strange, I didn't have any ideas! I was asked again, what does the WeChat avatar mean? My WeChat avatar is just a bee! It's so weird... Just looked at the WeChat circle of friends to understand that the WeChat avatars of the two little sisters-in-law are one of chrysanthemums and the other is a peony flower...
2. One day I want to send the goddess home, the goddess said, answer me a question and let you send me home, there are ABCD four sheep, came a wolf, hanged the B sheep, please ask, what will the ACD sheep think?
3. Early in the morning, I knocked on the door of my brothers and said to a confused person seriously: "The person I dreamed of in my dream must go to see him when I wake up." The buddy blushed, "Nasty, what do you mean?" I smiled and said, "I'm here to see your daughter-in-law, but what about her?" ”
4. The company held a meeting, I rushed back with a dry mouth and a stinky sweat, when I took a cup of water, the leader just finished speaking! I said excitedly: Well... Good...... The leader looked at me with a relieved face... I haven't spoken yet...
5. Lying in bed with my daughter-in-law last night, my daughter-in-law asked me: Husband, if you give me another chance, will you still marry me? I touched my daughter-in-law's head and said, "Fool, don't talk about this life, even in the next life, in the next life, I will still marry you." The daughter next to her skimmed her lips and said: No wonder they all say that men's words are not credible, the last time I fought with my mother, I also said that the biggest mistake in this life is to marry my mother, and even if the next generation marries a pig, it is better than my mother. I..
6. The first day of college reported that my mother accompanied me to pay tuition, do check-in, do meal cards, and did not say a word along the way, until I queued up to fill out the form, the pen fell to the ground, I bent down to pick it up, and my mother kicked me down! Before I could figure out what was going on, my mother said solemnly, "This kick hurts you!" I want you to remember a little longer! I can't spend time with you every day, and when I bend down next time, remember to cover my chest with my hands..."
7. The teacher invited me to visit and show me the essay "Talk to the Teacher" written by the 10-year-old girl. "You're not pretty, the class is average, you don't have time to find a boyfriend, and no one will want it any longer!" Girls still have to find a reliable marriage is the right thing. "I apologized to the teacher after reading a strong one. The teacher was expressionless: "The next page is still there!" "Turn it over: Teacher, if you don't hate me, I'll introduce you to my father's situation...
8. Rice and buns fight in groups, rice fights with many people, see the wrapped on the fight, bean paste, steamed dumplings are not spared. Zongzi was forced to be helpless, and in a hurry, he tore his clothes and shouted: See clearly, I am undercover!
9. Today I met a false monk and said to me: You have bad luck, I can help you resolve, you have to ask a bracelet as a talisman, as long as 66 yuan. I thought about it and said to him: I want the bracelet, you can recite a sutra for me, any sutra can do, how many words you memorize, how much money I will give you. He said angrily: You are not sincere.
10. After the matter with the boyfriend was known to his mother, the aunt locked him at home and would not let me meet, I begged outside the door, "The aunt said behind the door: "You go back, I will be this son." "Me: Auntie, you let us be together, plus me you have two sons...