Text/Yan Zuo
There is a girl living on the Chicken Ridge, named Hou Xiaomei, who is beautiful and dignified. Since childhood, she likes to read poetry and is talented, her conditions for dating are only three words: "examination couplet", she is out of the upper link, and the suitor is out of the lower link in the face. The person who is on the first couplet can enter her house, the person who is on the second couplet can be kissed, the person who is on the third couplet can be engaged, and the person who is on the fourth union can get married.
In the past few months, young men who have proposed marriage have been in an endless stream, but one by one they have left with red ears and red ears. On this day, Liu Mou, a scholar, came to propose marriage, and Hou Xiaomei met Liu Gongzi in the bamboo forest next to the stream in front of the house. The little sister saw a duck by the creek drilling into the stone crevice and screaming, so she improvised the upper link:
"Flat-billed duck arch (read gong) stone click (read four sounds), stone click card to flat-billed duck, quack!"
Liu Gongzi couldn't come up. At this time, a cattle herding boy on the edge of the bamboo forest came over and asked, "Big sister, can I help this prince to do the right thing?" Hou Xiaomei looked up, herding cow baby's facial features were upright, not humble and unobtrusive, and asked busily: "Can the eldest brother be right?" "Give it a try!" "Why don't you do it for yourself, but help someone else?" "I'm a cowherd!" "You can be right for yourself, cowherd brother please right!"
The cow herder saw that there was a bamboo pile in the bamboo forest, and a few horned bees drilled into the bamboo pile pile, buzzed, and then said to the road:
"The horned bee drills the bamboo tube, and the bamboo tube is loaded into the horned bee, buzzing!"
Liu Gongzi knew that he was not talented and quietly left.
Hou Xiaomei was overjoyed and said busily: "Please ask the name of the eldest brother, where does the family live?" The other party replied, "My name is Dong Changsheng, and my family lives in Wangniangtan, so I came to ask Jiling to help people herd cattle." Hou Xiaomei said, "Please Ask Brother Dong to make another joint!" "Out of the upper link:
"Looking at Niangtan Beach, Niangwang Beach, NiangwangTan does not look."
Dong Changsheng's eyes blinked twice, and he said, "Called Chicken Ridge, Chicken Ridge, Chicken Ridge Not Called." ”
The little sister asked him to talk in the house, but changsheng wanted to quit the cattle and go, but the little sister blocked it, and there was another couplet: "Reading has books to read, and hoes have hoes to hoes." ”
Changsheng pondered for a moment and said, "There is no money to pay back, and there is no house to move." ”
The little sister clapped her hands and applauded, a red cloud flew up on her face, and said softly: "Brother Changsheng, my home is your home!" Dong Changsheng shook his head and said, "No, no, according to the conditions of the eldest sister, only the upper four leagues can become relatives, and I can only get the upper three leagues!" Hou Xiaomei smiled: "Brother Changsheng is trustworthy in his covenant, and he can be admired and admired." She saw a boat in the lotus pond in front of her shaking, so she made another league:
"The two Dong are in the same boat, and the West Dong gets up and moves the East Dong."
Dong Changsheng was secretly surprised, Dong is his surname, and the last three words must rhyme together. As soon as he looked up, he suddenly saw an old man on the edge of the pond training monkeys under a tree, and he moved his mind and said casually:
"Two monkeys climb trees, and the former monkey gasps for breath and the monkey roars."
Hou Xiaomei listened, her cheeks flushed, and invited Dong Changsheng to his home for hospitality. The second elder was also very happy to see this beautiful offspring. Soon, Hou Xiaomei and Dong Changsheng married, male cultivators and female weavers, living a sweet life.
【Call for Papers】
As soon as the dialect came out, I couldn't help it. Since the launch of the Sichuan dialect Longmenjing "Gai Bowl Tea" layout, it has received strong support from Sichuan dialect authors inside and outside the province. In order to make "Gai Bowl Tea" more vivid and fragrant, dialect stories emerge in an endless stream, we have long solicited manuscripts from dialect authors who "have stories". There are good dialect stories, interesting dialect legends, you can contribute to us. The word count is about 1200 words. Submission mailbox: [email protected].
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