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▲ It was I who turned the music on random, and it was I who got angry because I didn't hear the song I wanted to hear.
▲ If my life is a movie, the subtitle is "30 years later", the next sentence should be "his mortgage is paid off".
▲ The toilet in the restaurant was really scary, and I had several dates go in and disappear.
▲ My girlfriend dropped my phone as soon as she lost her temper, and another iPhone was broken by her a few days ago, so I quickly changed it to a new one. The new one is very good, and I don't like to drop my phone.
▲ Change your dream to fattening, won't you have a smooth ride and your heart will be done?
▲ Like a kind of exercise: standing in the empty compartment of the bus without grasping the armrests, using your feet to maintain balance, like sliding a huge skateboard.
▲ The human body is like a hair printer, some people will use up ink as they get older, and I am terrible, I am short of paper.
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▲ In the middle of the night, the wife sat up violently. I was startled awake and asked, "What's wrong?" The wife gasped and said, "I just dreamed that you fell into the river, and I was scared to death." I was a little moved, and asked softly, "And then?" "Then, I chased you on the shore and asked for the bank card password, and you just didn't say it, and woke me up."
▲After the quarrel, the wife rushed out without cooking. An hour later she returned, put a paper bag of hamburgers on the dinner table, and went into the room with a straight face. My heart softened at once: where to find such a good wife, I even scolded her. Guiltily, he put his hand into the bag and grabbed a cactus ball.
▲Before going to bed, I asked my wife: "You didn't turn off the lamp in the bathroom, why is it so bright?" Go close it. She said: "It's closed, it must be the light from the construction site outside, I don't believe you can see it." I really didn't believe it, and I got up to see if she didn't turn off the lights. I said triumphantly, "I know you're not off!" She said lightly, "Well, okay. ”
▲ Last night I dreamed that my wife was angry and wanted to run away from home, saying that I would not come back for a month, and the plot of the dream was somewhat blurry, and I couldn't remember clearly when I woke up. This morning she asked me, "You were so moving last night, what did you dream about?" I said cautiously, "Dreaming of a salary increase." She nodded and said, "Oh, no wonder I laugh so much." ”
▲ I had dinner with my wife at home, and I ate it first, and said to her, "You can wash the dishes later." Wife: "The way you talk to yourself is so beautiful." ”