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author:Zichuan Procuratorate

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  If you lend someone two hundred bucks and he never talks to you again, it could be a good investment.

  ▲ If you think you're useless, think about the superhero movies where there are people who work as cops.

  ▲ When you are young, you have already balanced career and love: none.

  ▲ Focus on the future, you will be anxious; focus on the past, you will regret; focus on the present, you will feel a little hungry.

  Sometimes, you are not really hungry, but want to be happy. Just look around and can't find anything, can't find happiness other than food.

  ▲ Stock quilt cover a month I am going crazy, I really admire the life of the left hand ring finger that ring sleeve a lifetime of people.

  ▲ Young people must get married early, and they must taste the sweetness of freedom later.

  ▲ I hate writing about the feeling after reading and after reading, which is really not what I am good at, and I really hate to send the electrocardiogram when appreciating the work to the teacher.

  Duan taste

  ▲ Listen to my husband, my mother-in-law was a young woman in literature and art when she was young, and she liked to read, watch movies, and watch art exhibitions. One day when we were walking on the road with our children, my mother-in-law suddenly looked up at the buildings across the road and said, "Some people are crazy, some people are not crazy." I was deeply shaken, and after a while, I reacted, and what she said was that the balcony was "some people sealed, some people did not seal."

  ▲ "Officer, help me, my wife is missing, she said she went out shopping and didn't come back!" "How tall is she?" "I'm not sure, I'm in my early sixs." "What about weight?" "I don't know, it looks skinny." "What about hair color?" "She dyed her hair, maybe dark." "What did she wear when she left home?" "I don't remember exactly, it looks like a skirt." "How did she get there?" "Drive my car." "What car?" "BMW F10 535ii, full car M5 package after MT bilateral single bag, M version steering wheel, carbon fiber rear bag lower lip, carbon fiber rear wing, carbon fiber interior, 20 inch original wheels, Brembo front eight rear six calipers with 400/380 discs, FTP turbine tube, FTP intake pipe, FTP plus air cooling." "Don't worry brother, we'll find your car."

  ▲ The slightly drunk wife shouted at the TV: "Don't go in, you're not stupid!" Don't go into that church! "She's watching our wedding video again.

Source: Procuratorial Daily 0716