1. Wife: Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, what person is chatting with you? Husband: The Yellow River has its own clarification day, which is an ordinary colleague. Wife: If you wait for idleness in thousands of rivers and mountains, WeChat nonsense is not over? Husband: The sunrise is more red than the fire, and we never talk nonsense. Wife: Once the sea was shipwrecked, you two must have a leg. Husband: Except for Wushan, it is not a cloud, and whoever wants to deceive you is not a person. Wife: Between the white clouds on the Yellow River, why delete the chat history? Husband: Willow dark flowers bright and another village, online chat do not take it seriously. Wife: The spring breeze and the south bank of the Green River are purely deceiving me. Husband: Wildfires burn endlessly, why don't you believe it? Wife: The sea is a confidant, and the ghost believes in you. Husband: Leave the grass on the plain, and pull it down if you don't believe it. Wife: Guan Liang Shu is difficult, this matter is not over. Husband: I smiled at the sky with a horizontal knife, see what else you want to do? Wife: The Great Wall will never fall, go to your unit to find her. Husband: Whoever doesn't know the king at the end of the world, can you be quiet? Wife: Three thousand pink daisy has no color, and we really can't live it. Husband: There is no herb at the end of the world, are you reasonable?
Good. Wife: Red dust and white waves are vast, and I am not allowed to go to bed from now on. Husband: Dongfang does not go out with Zhou Lang, just go out to do health care. Wife: Qianli Jiangling is still a day, and you are not allowed to bring money when you go out. Husband: The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, Lao Tzu I have a small treasury. Wife: Go out and clean up first, you are not allowed to bring a point. Husband: At noon on the day of hoeing, marry a tigress. Wife: Good car with good tire, marry me you deserve it.
2. The unit organized a physical examination, the nurse said that the leader's heart rate has been abnormal, so he asked the chief physician to re-examine, after the review, the director kindly said to the nurse: After the button on the chest is fastened, it can improve work efficiency
3. Don't look at my words very wave, in fact, I am a very humble person in my mouth, don't look at my mouth is very modest, I am a person with an improper style, don't look at my style is not serious, I am a person whose heart is purer than steaming water
4. What are spoilers? A friend surnamed Luo made it even worse, he changed his MSN name to "Deng Liduo is dead", and then kept going up and down the line. So everyone – including the unfortunate people who didn't want to be spoiled at all – looked sadly at the MSN prompt window on the screen repeatedly saying, "Your friend 'Dumbledore is dead' is online..."
5. At the head of my bed are the four books of the Bible, the Diamond Sutra of the Royal Daughter's Heart Sutra, and like the guitar, they are the treasures of the town house, and these things are placed on the bed to sleep safely, but they have never been touched.
6. My character can be said to be Hoshino Yashi, wow, how to play the name of a female actress, it should be - Xiangyuan Yixin, I am a high monk who has no quarrel with the world.
There is no better day than sharing it with your family. Yikes. Whew...