In addition to Fan Jinzhoujin, a type of reader who has experienced hardships in the field of fame and can finally mix up the wind and water, there is also a class of elegant literati who call themselves celebrities.
They seem to have no intention of acting, like poetry and songs, and make social friends, but in fact, the reason is nothing more than a pain that is difficult to show - helplessness.
They are actually a bunch of losers on the field, and since they can't make a profit, it is also good to fight for a name.
Some so-called celebrities are actually destitute, and they also desire wealth in their hearts, such as Hu San, the son of Tsukasa, who is also one of the celebrities of the West Lake, and this article will talk about the story of Mr. Hu San Hu Mizhi.
In the traditional impression, most of those gentlemen are spending money like flowing water, throwing thousands of dollars like Li Bai's dashing, and the old man Wenmu also has such a gentleman in his pen, but that has to look after the family.
In the Eighteenth Time of the Outer History of Ru Lin, it is said that the famous scholars of the Joshi Society brought Kuang Er.
Let's follow Kuang Superman to see their poetry meeting.
Kuang Chaoren was investigated because of Yueqing County's ZhiXian County, and Pan promised to remind him kindly, so he left home and took refuge and came to Hangzhou. The boat met Jinglanjiang, a famous man in the West Lake, and Jinglanjiang pulled him into the poetry club to participate in activities.
On this day, Kuang Chaoren received a Songjiang note, folded into a full-pasted style, which read:
I would like to choose the fifteenth day of this month, the West Lake Feast, and the poems are rhymed. Each person has two stars on the head of the staff. Today, the names of all the gentlemen will be listed later: Mr. Wei Tishan, Mr. Sui Cen An, Mr. Zhao Xuezhai, Mr. Yan Zhizhong, Mr. Pu Moqing, Mr. Zhi Jianfeng, Mr. Kuang Chaoren, Mr. Hu Mizhi, and Mr. Jing Lanjiang, a total of nine.
There is also a line below: Honor the division of the covenant, sent to the Royal Library Hu San to receive.
Jing Lanjiang told Kuang Chaoren that although Mr. Hu San was hospitable, he was a timid person. After the death of Tsukasa Zaigong in the previous year, he always dared not see a person behind closed doors, and he was deceived at every turn, and there was no place to say it. Later, after making friends with them, no one dared to deceive him.
The implication is very clear, only by making friends with our group of celebrities can we have a way out, and the second generation of officials who are downcast is not as good as the so-called celebrities who are vassal and elegant. Isn't this also a bit of a surprise?
Kuang Chaoren was also surprised, he thought that only poor people like his family were bullied, so he asked what everyone wanted to ask:
He was a son of Tsukasa, how could anyone dare to deceive him?
Jing Lanjiang said: Tsukasa, it is a thing of the past! At the moment, he had no one to do, he was just a sentient being. As the saying goes, "A dead prefect is not as good as a living mouse." "Which one is right for him?" Nowadays human nature is snobbish.
The dead prefect is not even as good as a living mouse, and the official titles of the ancestors cannot protect the descendants of the unworthy, so it can be seen that human feelings are as thin as paper, once there is no one in the DPRK, there is no power in the family, plus their own incompetence, even the second generation of officials is difficult to protect the fate of being deceived. Is this a great irony of the pursuit of fame and fortune?
So is this Mr. Hu San really hospitable? Hospitable people must be bold. Let's move on.
When the group arrived at the flower port, Hu San Gongzi went to borrow the garden to eat wine, where the gate was closed and resolutely did not borrow. Hu Gongzi was very annoyed, and people just didn't receive it.
When Jing Lanjiang inquired, the man said: Third Master Hu is a famous miser! How many tables of wine does he have a year to take care of me, and I flatter him?
It can be seen that Mr. Hu San really can't be a man, no wonder people don't pay attention to him.
The gatekeeper added that he had borrowed two tables of wine last year and had not paid a single one. When he went, he did not ask anyone to sweep it, and said that there were two liters of rice left for cooking, so he asked Xiao Wei to go back. Such a big man official squire, I do not flatter him.
Mr. Hu San's behavior is indeed not like that of a gentleman, and he is not worthy of the title of celebrity. There was no way, so the location was changed to a monk's house in a temple. Buying vegetables is not willing to entrust people to go, it is Hu San himself. Buy duck, the three sons are afraid that the duck is not fat, pull out the ear to dig out to poke, the meat on the breast is thick, only to call Jing Lanjiang to negotiate the price.
Go to the steamed bun shop to buy steamed buns, three money a, the three sons only give him two money a, the shopkeeper does not do it, quarrel, the result of the steamed bun is not bought. When the dishes were bought back, Zhi Jianfeng asked: Third Master, why don't you call a kitchen servant to serve, why are you busy? The third son spat out his tongue and said: The kitchen service is costly. Isn't that a waste of money, Hu Sangongzi is really calculating.
After eating, the casting of lots is finished, and the poems will disperse. But this Matter of The Third Prince of Hu was not finished, so he asked his family to take the food box, put the remaining bone cakes in it, and asked the monk to pack up the remaining rice, and gave the monk five cents of silver incense money, and then left. A West Lake Celebrity Club came to an end.
Let's see Mr. Hu San, does he look like a famous eunuch after that? He is actually more like a small citizen in the city, without the grace of a literati and a celebrity.
First, he is very picky about things, and he does not pay attention to etiquette and cannot understand others. Borrow someone's place to invite guests, not only do not give money, but also do not bring cleaning, as soon as they finish eating, they will leave. It is really shameful to owe money and not pay it back, and to throw a tantrum at others.
Second, his small belly chicken intestines, leftovers, and leftover rice, all packed and taken away, with no leftovers, no humanity, and at this point even worse than Strict Supervision.
Third, he is greedy and cheap, and he is calculating. When buying ducks, poke and poke with ear diggers to see fat and thin; when buying steamed buns, they haggle and even quarrel. Not at all like a family man, but more like a big aunt in the city, used to do these harsh and mean things.
Through the description of trivial matters in daily life, the image of these vain celebrities jumped in front of the readers one by one, and for thousands of years, Wu Zi performed themselves.
Are there no so-called celebrities who are vain, unworthy of their names, and unworthy of their moral characters, but who are self-absorbed, ethereal, and self-righteous?