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"Say my name and be shocked!"

Source: Yangcheng Evening News

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A "soul topic" rushed to the hot search

#像极了假名字的名字 #

The netizen with the name Qingqi

Gathered under the topic of "fighting for the beauty"

"Say my name and be shocked!"

There are also netizens who laugh at themselves

"My parents may have a vendetta against me..."

But in fact, the names of netizens are still quite clear

The names of some of the ancients

It is really a "mudslide" in the name world

"Say my name and be shocked!"

Wei Xiaobao named his children by rolling dice. Photo: "Deer Ding"

Simple grounding

In the pre-Qin period, the folk customs were simple

The first principle for many parents to name is

"What's the name of what it looks like"

For example, Confucius's famous hill

It is said that it is because the brain shell resembles a hill

Born on the top of the polder, it is known as Qiu Yun because of its name.

- "History of confucius's family"

The same principle applies

The fierce man Jin Wengong who was listed among the five masters of the Spring and Autumn Period

For his son, later Duke Jincheng

Named Black Buttocks

Seek the psychological shadow area of the black-buttocked man...

Zhao Dun made Zhao Wear Yingxiang's brother's black buttocks stand in Circumference.

- "History of the Jin Dynasty"

thereafter

The "black character generation" has a lot of celebrities

For example, Zhou Huan, a descendant of the Duke of Zhou, was named Black Shoulder

Wei Dinggong's younger brother Wei Zi's uncle was named Black Back

This is the legendary "man as his name"

"Say my name and be shocked!"

In terms of "people as their name goes"

The Giants of the Han Dynasty were unrivaled

In the Battle of Kunyang, which determined the fate of the empire

Wang Mang once sent a fierce man to help——

A giant with a long body

That's right, this Big Mac

Neither a beef burger nor a 4WD

And it is really a human being with the surname Officia

The Big Mac also has the ability to summon beasts of prey

Turned the Kunyang battlefield into a zoo of madness

Sometimes there are long men and giants, one foot long, ten large circumferences, thinking that they are lieutenants; and they also drive the genus of fierce beasts, tigers, leopards, and rhinos to help the mighty.

- Book of the Later Han Dynasty

At the same time as simple and rough

The great gods of the naming world seem to pay more and more attention to "connotation"

For example, the famous northern Wei generals who are known as "ten thousand enemies"

Lu Shuang, the word girl...

The combination of this name and the word makes people wonder a lot

Whether it is the "black character generation" above, the monarchs

Or Big Mac, Lu girls' children's shoes

When parents took the name, they probably didn't think much about it

Compared with

Our old friend Xin abandoned the disease and went too far

"Say my name and be shocked!"

Portrait of Xin Abandoning Disease

The name of Xin Zhiyi himself

It not only means good health, but also has the ancient style of Qin and Han

It's a good name to get away from low-level fun

But the name he gave his son was

Xin Tiezhu...

Look at the Iron Pillar of the Xin Family, no disaster and no difficulty.

——Xin Zhiyi, "Qing Ping Le, For Er Tie Zhu"

The joy contrast is cute

Speaking of contrasting ancient names

The Spring and Autumn Overlord Qi Huangong must be promoted first

This one was praised by Confucius

The king of the "Nine Princes, one kuang world"

The daimyo turned out to be the cute Jiang Xiaobai

"Say my name and be shocked!"

However, let's talk about the name of the foul

Also counted as Lü Bu's general Hao Meng during the Three Kingdoms period

This "cute general" is not only cute, but also fierce

Murdered the boss at night

Forced to hang in the Three Kingdoms killing, Lü Buguang fled for his life

"Say my name and be shocked!"

The Three Kingdoms period when famous generals gathered

There are not only "Meng Generals", but also "囧將"

Jiang Wei, the bearer of the late Shu Dynasty

His father's name was Jiang 囧

He was killed in battle in Tianshui, Gansu, to defend against the Rong Di invasion

After the return of the Three Kingdoms

There is another celebrity of the "囧字代" --

One of the protagonists of the Rebellion of the Eight Kings in the last years of the Western Jin Dynasty

The Western Jin Dynasty, which had little sense of existence, single-handedly

Pit to the historical "囧途" of the Qi King Sima Ran

"Say my name and be shocked!"

Sima Ran in an online game

In terms of contrast

The shoes of girls in history are not much to let go

The second empress of the Han Huan Emperor

Her surname is Deng, and her name is fierce

Although the name is "fierce", it is a complete beauty

Empress Huan was empress dowager, and Empress Xi was also the daughter of her brother Deng Xiang.

And the one who appears below

Not only the name "fierce", the personality is also "fierce"——

Sun Quan's daughter and Zhou Yu's daughter-in-law Sun Luban

This woman with the same name as the craftsman

In the state of Wu, he seized power and even deposed the crown prince

Still, the fiercest female name in history

Not in the State of Wu, but in the State of Wei —

Empress Deng of Cao Pi

This "Queen's Royal Highness" is quite strategic

It was The Sage who Cao Pi relied on

Hou Shao and father Yong Qi said: "This is my daughter King Ye." ”

- Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Cool national style

After the fall of the Western Jin Dynasty, wuhu was chaotic

Northern China entered the Sixteen Kingdoms period

Xiongnu, Xianbei, Qiang, Qiang, Qiang

They have entered the Central Plains

In history, a large number of Sinicized Hu names have been left

thereinto

The most domineering and cool name

Nothing is the founding prince of Huxia, who was born in the Xiongnu

Hellenboy

This is a handsome but bad-hearted tyrant

He is eight feet and five inches long, with a belt ten circumference, sexual argument, and beautiful style.

- Book of Jin

The Southern Liang series monarch of the Xianbei tribe

The name is more "earthy and cool"

Bald and lonely, bald and lonely, bald and lonely

And there's a hair transplant commercial that's almost like —

Bald tree function

This period

The cool name of the Hu monarch also has

Depressed Canal Mengxun, Depressed Canal No Secret, Depressed Canal Luo Vengeance

Beggar Guoren, Beggar Fu Blazing Rock, Beggar Fu Twilight

There is a chain of similar names

Subsequently, the Tuoba clan of the Xianbei clan

After the establishment of the Northern Wei Dynasty and the unification of Northern China

Began to implement the Policy of Sinicization

Emperor Xiaowen of Northern Wei took the lead in changing his surname to Yuan

Many Hu surnames were incorporated into han surnames

Chu Mu Ling clan, later changed to Mu Clan. Bu Liu Gu Clan, later changed to Lu Clan. He Lai's, later changed to He's...

- Book of Wei

thereupon

The style of painting history has gradually returned to normal from cool

However, there are still some Hu surnames

It is originally integrated into the circle of friends with The Han surname

For example, Du Lonely, Murong, and Yuwen

The great national integration of this period

It directly contributed to the unique style of the Sui and Tang dynasties

The ancestral names of the Tang dynasty royal family reveal this

For example, Li Yuan's grandfather Li Hu

As a northern Wei courtier, Xianbei was named Dayehu

Although the Sui and Tang systems are extremely extensive and varied, when analyzing their factors, there are three sources: one is (northern) Wei, (northern) Qi, the second is Liang and Chen, and the third is (western) Wei and Zhou.

——Chen Yinke

Literary martial arts stream

In the eyes of crooked nuts

Chinese people can do martial arts, and the explanation is modesty

And in the eyes of modern people

All the times of costume

It's all a world of martial arts, and explanation is a cover-up

One of the pieces of evidence is that

The names of those "chivalrous" in ancient times

As early as the occasion of the Shang Zhou

Many names are quite literary and artistic martial arts streams

For example, San Yisheng and Nangong Shi in the "Four Friends of King Wen"

Ether, Hong Yao, San yisheng, and Nangong Shizhi belong to Xianzhi and are the four subjects.

- "The Century of Kings"

By the Spring and Autumn Period

Among the Seventy-Two Sages of Kongmen, there was also a Nangong Shi

The Confucius Language calls him

"The world is not wasted, the world is not muddy"

There is a sense of déjà vu of the world's best son

Another disciple of Confucius

Extinction of the Ming Dynasty

Sounds like Confucius's Li Yuanfang + Zhan Zhao

Liang Yusheng in "Ping Trace Hero Video"

Directly let the male number two use this name

"Say my name and be shocked!"

The Extinction of Ming in "Ping's Trail Video"

During the Han Dynasty

The most martial arts name is Dongfang Shuo

But the most dragged name in the martial arts style

Then the first to promote the university is Wulu Chongzong

When you see this name, are you shocked?

And to the Tang Dynasty, which was unprecedentedly confident

The naming circle is even more literary

Jin Yong's style includes Ling Hu Chu and the eldest grandson

The ancient dragon style has Huangfu Song and Shangguan Wan'er

The names are lined up together to make up a martial arts drama

"Say my name and be shocked!"

Shangguan Wan'er, played by Ru Ping

Finally, the small cylinder couldn't help but say a word

In terms of naming, there is nothing wrong with seeking novelty and difference

For example, Liu Ru is like and Zhan Ruoshui

Or Lu Kanru and Feng Yuanjun

They are all good names that have both provenance and novelty

But blindly seek eccentricity

When taking the name, it is not supposed to suddenly be "secondary two"

After all, parents take the name for a while

Children may face it for the rest of their lives

"Say my name, scare you" embarrassment

……

"Say my name and be shocked!"

The classic line meme of Ling Ling general Xing Daorong in "The New Three Kingdoms"