<h1>Oh, do you dare to say that my old man does not understand things? </h1>
I said a thing that happened next to me, the daughter of my husband's cousin, five or six years old, because the child her mother is a special pet child, so the child is particularly bearish, and others basically can't take care of it.
One year new year to go to our house to play, do not know how, she actually spit on my mother-in-law, my mother-in-law is not a fuel-saving lamp ah, directly over to open her mouth to spit into her mouth ...
<h1>Deeply hidden in the name and fame</h1>
<h1>Poisonous tongue series</h1>
"Little sister, your pendant is very beautiful, my baby wants, you see her so small..."
"Auntie, your necklace is also very good-looking, and I am so much younger than you..."
"You'll know when you have a baby"
"You'll know when you don't have children"
<h1>People's Teacher Series</h1>
Say it in front of the parents of the bear child
"How many grades are the children in this year?" It looks so smart! Sister out a few math problems to test you Oh. ”
A few exercises to throw away...
"Your child's foundation is relatively poor, hurry up and report him a class to make up for it, don't delay the child" / "Your child is very talented, give him a math class to try, don't delay the child"
However, as a math teacher and class teacher, which relative's child dares to be brazen in front of me?
This child is smart at a glance, not to learn [Olympic dance art piano calligraphy] is a pity, whose children who have learned from a young age, now particularly excellent, admitted to what a university, now which child does not learn a skill of sprinkling ~ parents tired point does not matter, can not let the child lose on the starting line ............ The tone is serious and sincere.
<h1>I have a bear friend...
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A friend of mine was at a fast food restaurant, and things were already on the table. Go get the straw. When I came back, the table was occupied by a few small children. Let them go, a hippie smiley face say no.
So my friend bowed his head and asked them very gently, little friend, are your parents there? The answer is no.
So angrily slapped the table, then you fucking hurry up and roll lao tzu!
Scared to cry several times.
<h1>This is definitely a female classmate with a story!
I used to go back to the village to pick lychees, step on the ladder, and then the bear children came over and shook them.
At that time, I was not happy, next to the pond is good?!
He came down on the spot and grabbed him, dragged him back to tie the tree, and waited until I was finished picking before untying.
The bear child ran home to complain to her mother, and I said, "It's your bear child playing with water next to me, I'm worried that he fell down before he tied him to the tree, and I have to pick lychees and don't have time to see him."
Then the bear child kept saying "No, it's not like this" and I said, "Then why do you say I'm so decent and tie you up?"
Later, he was dragged home by his mother for a beating because I said he was playing with water.
The second thing was this, it was sunny that day, and I was in a good mood, so I invited a bunch of friends to come to the house to play.
It's probably the kind that has a big piece of plastic turf, a model house on it, all kinds of animals, and a lot of dolls.
After normal play, we cleaned up normally, suddenly! I found out... How come I have a few dolls missing?!!
So I understood instantly! It must have been taken away by those little friends just now! So I took the small box I had just loaded with the toy and went to the door of the little friend I was most suspicious of.
Lining up the toys attracts a lot of adults! Then start counting, one, two, three...
Finally, I cried and said to the parents of the little friend, "I am not good to return the doll he took away, I can't live without that doll."
The onlookers, who did not know the truth, began to talk.
About 10 minutes later, with the ghost crying wolf in the house, the little friend came out crying and returned me a few toys that had been taken away.
No one has ever taken anything from me!
Here's the thing, one day I was on my way home and there was a kid playing with sand on the side of the road, and I walked by and he threw the sand up!
The old lady's newly bought shoes! Nyima is still completely white!
Without saying anything, he grabbed the child's small shovel and poured a hat of sand into his hat. Quickly tie the two straps of his brain into a knot.
Then I watched him shake the sand in place and I said, "I'll untie it for you."
Untie it and snap the hat with lightning speed!
Run! Baby Cow!
With a little hard work, the world can have a better tomorrow.