Among the bad online movies, works such as "The Legend of the Hunter of Xing'anling", "Blood Nameless River", "Tough Guy Gun God" and other works have been produced with their high standards and stand out among the hundreds of online movies released this year. It became the highest-grossing works.
"The Legend of the Hunter of Xing'anling" was called "the benchmark of domestic horror films" with a box office of more than 40 million, and "Tough Guy Gun God" broke the record of online movies with a douban score of 8.3.
It is said that three hundred and sixty lines, the line out of the yuan, and some movies, with their own unique shortcomings, have become negative teaching materials.
—Stitch Monster—
《New Jingwumen Martial Soul》
The cumulative sub-account is 5.38 million
The words "New Jingwumen", "Liu Jing" and "Right Hand Divine Power" add up to easily reminiscent of Zhou Xingchi's movie "New Jingwumen 1991" 30 years ago.
The main story of "New Jingwumen Martial Soul" is that Liu Jing, who has divine powers, comes to the "Huo Family Boxing Gym" to learn martial arts, but involves the murderer of his father 14 years ago, Blood Magic Luo. Although Blood Demon Luo successfully defeated Liu Jing's father, he was seriously injured, and he urgently needed Liu Jing's proud spirit to heal his wounds. In order to protect the Jingwu Gate and take revenge, Liu Jing can only inherit his father's legacy and fight against the Blood Demon Luo.
If this film borrows the story framework of "New Jingwumen 1991", makes appropriate adaptations of the plot and characters, and adds the more prominent special effects means in the play, it is still a good kung fu film.
However, "New Jingwumen Martial Soul" directly applied the classic shots of many movies, and made a stitching monster.
There is a scene in the movie where Kuroba will negotiate with the people of the Chamber of Commerce in the restaurant, and after the matter collapses, the two sides will fight. Liu Jing, who was eating peacefully downstairs, was caught up in it, and there were brothers and sisters of the Huo Family Boxing Gym next to him.
Is it familiar? In "Dragon and Tiger Gate" starring Zhen Zidan and Nicholas Tse, the appearances of several protagonists are also designed in this way.
Later, Liu Jing was severely injured by Blood Demon Luo, his whole body was tied with bandages, with the back of the cocoon into a butterfly, martial arts progress, and the supporting role read out "This boy is a natural martial arts wizard", almost hit the word "Kung Fu" on the screen.
If it's not obvious enough, do you remember a move that fell from the sky? In this movie, it was directly changed to a boxing technique that fell from the sky...
"New Jingwumen Martial Soul" has good special effects technology, but it was destroyed on the script, and it has to be said that it is a pity.
—Ad Monster—
"Northeast New Youth"
The cumulative sub-account is 4.14 million
"New Youth in Northeast China," starring Tian Wa, Bi Chang, Wen Song, and other Zhao jiaban actors, mainly tells the story of Feng Fei,in order to bring his sister Feng Lu, who was teaching in a mountain village, back to the city, and promised Huang Yue, the secretary of the village party committee, to accomplish three things: First, to lift the villager Xiong Ren out of poverty; second, to let the old lady Xu, who was stuck in the old and dangerous house, move to a new house; and third, to add a volunteer teacher to the village-run primary school. After several twists and turns, Feng Fei not only completed three things, but also decided to stay in the countryside to help revitalize the economy.
"Northeast New Youth" adds realist themes such as poverty alleviation, volunteer teaching, and relocation to the story script, and many roles also have their own characteristics, such as the doctor played by Wen Song who does not speak directly and always likes to pull a bunch of nonsense; the boss played by Tang Jianjun is afraid at home, has no right to speak in the company, and has become a puppet...
It is such a story with a good script and actors, but it has become an advertising monster.
A rough count, there are as many as seven or eight kinds of advertisements in the play, XX Guyuan cake, XX sunflower oil, XX braised beef noodles, XX beer, XX pure milk, XX throat treasure, XX wormwood, XX wild ginseng...
It is no exaggeration to say that as long as there is a place to advertise, "Northeast New Youth" will not let it empty.
An online movie of only 70 minutes, almost every two or three minutes of advertising, for the viewing experience, can be described as extremely poor.
—Three-way tilt monster—
"King of tota the Gods"
The cumulative account is 1.18 million
This movie is played by Chen Haomin, who is known as the "king of bad films", and it can be said that there are no expectations for the quality of the film, but there are problems with the three views, which is quite unexpected.
At the beginning of the movie, Li Jing's father, Li Yi, holds a Qiankun sword and fights with a thousand-year-old dragon demon. Just when the people in Guannei were suffering countless casualties and Li Yi was gradually falling into the ascendancy, the teenager Li Jing suddenly broke into the battlefield for no reason.
Li Jing's mother, worried about her son's safety, chased after her, but was seriously injured and fell to the ground, Li Yi had no choice but to seal the dragon demon at the cost of smashing the Qiankun sword, and Li Jing's mother also disappeared at the same time.
Since then, Li Jing's temperament has changed drastically, and he thinks that his mother has been sealed together.
In order to create an opportunity to lift the seal, Li Jing asked Zheng Lun to secretly release the imprisoned demon, and he did not care at all about how many casualties the demon caused in the city.
Lifting the seal required the reforging of the Qiankun Sword, and Li Jing asked his uncle for fragments of the Qiankun Sword. Faced with the question of "even if you take the lives of hundreds of people, do you insist on doing so?", he began to rob without saying a word.
The Dragon Demon's men were sealed by the Du'er Zhenren of Kunlun Mountain, and just because they heard that they could take themselves to find their mother, Li Jing stole the Ten Thousand Demon Dan from the treasure house to help him lift the seal, regardless of the safety of everyone. As a result, many cultivators in Kunlun Mountain were injured, and countless people in ChenTangGuan were killed or injured.
Faced with the big mistake caused by his own drilling of the horn tip, Li Jing blamed all the problems on the Millennium Dragon Demon, as if all the people who lost their lives could be revived by defeating the Dragon Demon.
It is estimated that the director himself feels that the film characters are not pleasing, so at the end of the film, he imposed a text :"There is no distinction between good and evil in the world, love and hate good and evil are black and white in one thought."
The film ends with this kind of dangling and standing, as if to say: as long as you repent, all the mistakes of the past will be written off.
Who will provoke the people who have given their lives in the process? Do they really deserve to be tool people? After many lives have passed, just to get the protagonist a "I was wrong" self-awakening?
"King of tota" shows us "what is called the protagonist" and "what is called the tool man".
—Nonsense Embarrassment—
Ace Swordsman
The cumulative account is 200,000-300,000
For most netizens, the most exposed nonsense performance may be Zhou Xingchi's works, so the evaluation of nonsense is humorous, exaggerated, laughing with sadness and other praise colors.
However, Chen Handian's nonsense brought the embarrassment to the extreme. Some netizens even commented that the people who can watch "Ace Swordsman" in its entirety are warriors.
The film is set in the turbulent years and the strife of the Six Kingdoms, and the little character Zhang Jianke is obsessed with dancing, but he mistakenly hits and is identified as the world's first swordsman, thus being hunted down. In the end, Zhang Jianke, who was naturally mean, not only succeeded in soaking in the beauty spy, but also made great achievements in front of the Golden King and embarked on the peak of his life.
If "Ace Swordsman" can tell a story in the eight classics, netizens will not have such a negative evaluation, but the plots of men dressing up as women, awkward dances, and deliberately dressing up ugly in the play constantly challenge the audience's tolerance limits.
In the palace, Zhang Jianke wore a belly pocket and danced in front of the Golden King, the Empress Dowager and others.
In the widow's village, except for the heroine Qixiu, all the villagers have the intention to dress up ugly, with dirty teeth, thick eyebrows, big glasses... These ugly women, who are rare in reality, are all concentrated in this village.
When Zhang Jianke entered the city with Qixiu dressed as a woman, he was asked by the patrol soldiers to take off his hat, and the soldiers turned a blind eye to Qixiu, a beautiful woman, but instead looked at Zhang Jianke, who was five big and three thick.
In the end, Qixiu is arrested, and Zhang Jianke decides to participate in a martial arts conference in order to save her, and then wins the final victory by dancing square dance with the people of the widow's village. The shape of Chen Handian's pink maid costume throughout the whole process can be said to make the visual discomfort to the extreme.
The nonsense in "Ace Swordsman" is completely different from the works of Stephen Chow that we are familiar with, it can be said that how the contrast comes from, how to attract people's attention, as to whether it is logical and uncomfortable, the film does not consider these at all.
—Money Circle Monster—
"Qi Tian Dasheng Peerless"
The cumulative sub-account is 21,000
This movie is the lowest-grossing movie that Da hast seen, and it is completely worthy of the title of a complete loss. Ironically, the purpose of this film to circle money is expressed to the extreme at the beginning of the film.
The beginning of the movie is the plot of the Heavenly Palace, but this "big fuss" is actually just Sun Wukong running to the Jade Emperor and saying, "Old Sun just wants to borrow your place to sit down", and then he was seconds by a small monk.
This plot has no practical effect on promoting the development of the plot, not to mention that it is very simple compared with other excellent film and television drama adaptations. However, "Qi Tian Dasheng Peerless" deliberately made such a beginning, and the intention was obvious.
There were only two people in the "Heavenly Court", the Jade Emperor and the Messenger. The Jade Emperor was played by Huang Yishan, and the herald was played by Lin Xue. These two people appear as supporting roles in many of Zhou Xingchi's works, and there is a certain sense of familiarity in the eyes of the audience.
The director intends to make the audience buy it in this way of "showing off feelings". Unfortunately, the sincerity is not enough. The purpose of the circle of money is too obvious, and it does not fool the audience.
The beginning of the movie is not pleasing, and the later plot is even more chaotic, especially the emotional line imposed on Sun Wukong, which makes people look like a fish in the throat.
In terms of special effects, "Qi Tian Dasheng · Peerless" has returned to the "five cents" standard.
Such a level of special effects, rather than a movie, seems very perfunctory in short video segments. Is it that the director's family has just been connected to the Internet, and does not understand the current level of development of special effects?
In the field of the Internet, it is generally that the plot is not enough, the acting skills are not enough; the acting skills are not enough, the special effects are not enough, and you can only use the feelings to make up.
As a network movie with no highlights, "Qi Tian Dasheng Wushuang" tries to invite a few familiar actors, and wants to sit and collect money, which is too naïve.
Will there really be a director who thinks that as long as there are familiar faces such as Huang Yishan and Huang Yifei, they can successfully fool the audience and cheat a small amount of money, right?
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