Folk tales ~~~~ Old dogs become sperm

This story takes place in the last century, the last year of the Republic of China, in a small village in western Henan!

There is a villager named Zhang Fugui in the village, because his daughter is going to get married next year, he found a carpenter Li Youcai from Li Jiaji Village ten miles away to make a dowry for his daughter, Li Youcai put the axe, planer, chisel, turn ruler, ink bucket, into a mouth belt, shouldered a hammer, hung up a pocket and saw, and walked all the way to Zhang Fugui's house...

Since then, he has eaten and lived in Zhang Fugui's family, Zhang Fugui has a son and a daughter, his son has married his wife, the family has been separated, not in a courtyard, there is Zhang Fugui and his wife and the little girl Yue'e left in the family, and there is a big yellow dog who has been raised for 9 years...

Every time they eat, Zhang Fugui and his wife give Li Youcai a large bowl of rice, afraid that the carpenter will not eat well, and the dowry of his daughter Yue'e is not porcelain... In which era, the craftsmen are still quite popular in the countryside ~ Li Youcai is also a real person, so he works, he is particularly careful, during the day Zhang Fugui's family works in the field, Li Youcai is also conscientious, never cutting corners... Half a month has passed!

One night, Zhang Fugui's wife quietly told Zhang Fugui that this Li carpenter looked loyal and honest, but in fact, he was not honest, we made a good meal, let him eat casually, he said that he was full, and when our family went to work in the field, he would go to the stove room to get steamed bread to eat... Every time I put the steamed bun on the table, it was still covered with a pot lid, but these days, we came back, every day I found that the steamed bun was less, in fact, I was not afraid of him eating the steamed bun, every time I ate, how to let him eat, he said that he was full... Half-dim eating cold steamed buns, if the people in the village see it, they think we are reluctant to let people eat enough...

Fast forward to the next day, to make a good meal, Zhang Fugui specially filled a large bowl for Li Carpenter, put on the dish, and took the hot steamed buns to the table, and after a while, Li Carpenter was full, and he wanted to get up and start working, Zhang Fugui said: Old Brother Li, are you full? Li Carpenter said: I am full, I can still cheat! Zhang Fugui continued: You still have to eat more, otherwise you will eat cold steamed buns in the middle of the night, which is so uncomfortable! Li Carpenter smiled and said to Zhang Fugui... Rest assured, Brother Zhang, I eat quite full every time, and I don't have to eat cold steamed buns...! Zhang Fugui opened his mouth, oh, and didn't say anything else, he and his wife took their daughter to the field to do farm work...

When the family returned from the field at noon, Zhang Fugui's wife and daughter went into the stove room to do it, Zhang Fugui washed his face, and squatted under the tree next to the courtyard with Li Carpenter, smoking and chatting, not much effort, the meal was done well, Zhang Fugui entered the stove room to serve food, and his wife quietly said to him: Today, there are fewer steamed buns on the table! Zhang Fugui sighed, did not pick up his wife's words! At the dinner table, Zhang Fugui asked Li Carpenter while eating: Old Brother Li, it has been almost a month since I came, Li Carpenter said, yes, it has been two decades and three days... Zhang Fugui then asked: Brother, you said that I and your sister-in-law, what do you think of you? Li Carpenter smiled and said, You and your sister-in-law are real people, so I have always done my own family's work... Zhang Fugui asked again: "Yes, your brother said this, why do you cheat every time you eat... When we all go to the field to do farm work, you go to the stove room to get cold steamed buns to eat... Lee Carpenter's sudden bronzed face, slightly

Flooded, asked, Brother Zhang why did he say this, I am full every time, and I never eat steamed bread in the middle of the night! Zhang Fugui cocked the corner of his mouth and said: Brother Li, don't be embarrassed, in fact, you are half hungry, go to the stove room to eat steamed bread, nothing, is afraid of being seen by the neighbors, poking me and your sister-in-law's backbone, it should be said that we are reluctant to let you eat enough... Li Carpenter blushed, just about to open his mouth to explain, Zhang Fugui smiled, said to Li Carpenter, Old Brother Li, you don't have anything to say, brother said this is not interesting, if you are half hungry, go to the stove room at any time to get steamed bread to eat, but try to carry some neighbors ... After Zhang Fugui finished speaking, the family went to work in the field again!

The remaining Li Carpenter was confused, and went to the courtyard to continue to work dryly, while working, his mind was still pondering what Zhang Fugui had just said, at this time, the big yellow dog lying at the entrance of the courtyard was also secretly looking at Li Carpenter's back... Li carpenter is working, his heart is dripping, these days I have never been to the stove room, there is no one in the family, listening to the words of Big Brother Zhang, it seems that every day someone goes to the stove room to take steamed bread to eat, thinking of this, Li Carpenter looked in the direction of the stove room, saw the stove door closed, and looked at the road outside the courtyard door, at this time the big yellow dog suddenly put his chin on the ground, closed his eyes, as if sleeping in the sun... Although Li Carpenter was depressed, he did not stop his work... After doing the kung fu with two bags of cigarettes, Li Carpenter got up and went to the hut, and when he came out, he was still thinking in his heart, what did Brother Zhang mean by what he said! At this time he looked at the stove room again, and suddenly found: the stove door seemed to crack a gap, Li Carpenter walked towards the stove room, looked inside from the window, and then opened his mouth in surprise, only to see the two front hooves of the big yellow dog stand up, put it on the table, lift the pot lid of the steamed bun to the side, take out a steamed bun, still have to eat, then the big yellow dog suddenly looked at the window, found that The Li Carpenter was outside, immediately covered the pot with his paws to cover the steamed buns, ate the last bite of the steamed buns, and walked out of the stove room. Li Carpenter hurried back to work in the courtyard, when the big yellow dog came out of the stove room, and his two eyes stared at Li Carpenter for half a day... But every time Li Carpenter looked at the courtyard door, the big yellow dog would instantly close his eyes and bask in the sun very leisurely...

When it came time to eat the next day, Li Carpenter wanted to tell Brother Zhang what he saw yesterday about the big yellow dog stealing steamed buns, but after thinking about it, if he didn't see it with his own eyes, don't say Brother Zhang, he didn't believe it...! Li Carpenter didn't say anything, and continued to work after eating, but he always felt that there was a pair of eyes staring at him in the dark... But in addition to the big yellow dog, he still sleeps in the sun at the entrance of the courtyard every day, and he doesn't see anything...

In the blink of an eye to the end of the month, the dowry will be ready, at noon on this day, Zhang Fugui asked his wife to cook two more dishes, and he wanted to drink two cups with Li Carpenter... Thanks to the hard work of Li Carpenter these days, the two people pushed the cup to drink, drank until the wine was hot, Li Carpenter asked mysteriously, Big Brother Zhang, how many years has this big yellow dog in our family raised, Zhang Fugui said, the time of the big yellow dog is not short, almost nine years, don't look at the dog, smart mile, is unable to speak, but can understand human language! Li Carpenter sighed, no wonder! Seeing the two people drinking and chatting, the sun has turned west, Li Carpenter still has to rush more than ten miles away, he got up to bid farewell to Zhang Fugui, Zhang Fugui's wife took the salary over, Li Carpenter resigned, he put it into the pocket of the tool, carried the hammer, hung up the pocket and saw and went home to hurry, when he was discharged from the hospital, he found that the big yellow dog that basked in the sun every day did not know where to go...

Li Carpenter took advantage of the sunset has not yet gone down the mountain, he hurried to hurry, all the way without words, in the blink of an eye out of the land of more than six miles, this time is the early autumn festival, the two sides of the road in addition to more than one person tall corn, sorghum, no one can see, Li Carpenter accelerated his pace to hurry, suddenly felt the front two full of malicious eyes, Li Carpenter looked, at that time, he was startled out of a cold sweat, only to see the big yellow dog is blocking in the middle of the path, two eyes staring dead at Li Carpenter, two front paws are stained with dirt... Li Carpenter suddenly had no intention of drinking, quickly took a few steps back, took the pocket and saw hanging on the hammer, took it down, at this time the big yellow dog had already, a vicious tiger pounced on it, Li Carpenter instinctively bent his body and flashed to the side, one person and one dog, in the wilderness, launched a fight, it is really the ancient WuSongjing Yanggang to fight the tiger, and now there is Li Carpenter in the wilderness fighting rhubarb... After a time struggle with a bag of cigarettes, The Li Carpenter with the antimony finally gained the upper hand, and the last force split Huashan, killing the big yellow dog on the side of the road, the Li Carpenter took a long breath, only to find that his clothes were soaked... Li Carpenter picked up the pockets and saws on the ground, his eyes looked into the grass on the side of the road, and suddenly his back was cold, his hair was slightly propped up, and it turned out that the big yellow dog had dug a pit five feet long and one meter deep with its paws in advance... It seems that this is to bury the li carpenter inside......... Li Carpenter didn't think much about it, carrying tools, and hurried home at the moonlight...

This matter finally spread throughout the eight villages of ten miles, and they all knew the story of the old dog becoming a sperm