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The brother-in-law carried the sister-in-law across the river, and the sister-in-law accidentally touched the brother-in-law's little brother, so she asked what? The brother-in-law replied that it was a happy sheep! Feeling a little interesting, the brother-in-law touched the inside of the sister-in-law's thigh and asked: What is this? The sister-in-law replied: This is a gray wolf, specializing in catching happy sheep!
Nice place
02
Last year, I got married, went to my daughter-in-law's house to greet my relatives, and when I arrived at my mother-in-law's house, I wanted to give flowers to my daughter-in-law, I gave it to her, and she didn't want it, and the emcee asked me: "What is this flower?" Answer: "Rose." "What flowers?" Rose!" The emcee kicked me to my knees, "I know why I'm still standing without kneeling." ”
What I saw
03
The male colleague said to the female colleague: I put three hundred yuan on the ground, you pick it up and let me insert it at the same time, can you? The female colleague couldn't make up her mind, so she called her husband and asked. Her husband thought: How long can it be, and it is estimated that the pants cannot be taken off, so he agreed. Half an hour later, her husband called her and asked how it was going. But I heard my wife breathlessly say: This sex ghost, he and he put all the coins!
Tell me it's just spicy strips!
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A poor village issued a subsidy, and an old man asked: What is this money? The superior said: It is a one-time living allowance. The old man was surprised and took the money and left. The next day, the old man bent down to find his superiors, and today I want a three-time living allowance.
Witty!
05
China's five-thousand-year history has always been patriarchal, and in the twenty-first century, it has finally called a real estate that has completely changed the thinking of Chinese people!
That's the attitude of work
06
When I met my ex-girlfriend that day, she came to buy vegetables with a big belly, took a packet of yogurt and put it down, and the clothes she was wearing were the same clothes I saw her wear a few years ago. I was particularly puzzled, how the treasure that Lao Tzu held in the palm of his hand before is now even reluctant to buy himself a bottle of yogurt!
Come to the bowl
07
I heard that cycling is very exercise and does not hurt the knee. I don't know what brand is good, to the Giant store, the girl who sells the car is very good, very good at saying, I rode on the same day, I feel good!
Sister paper you went wrong
08
Friends think I am very dirty, gave me the nickname Empress, later changed to Huang Empress, and now become Taihuang Empress, Nyima I don't know when it was so dirty!
Hairstyles won't save you
09
Rest today, a day of shopping Taobao, shopping cart is also almost loaded, just about to submit the order, the husband hugged his daughter and fell to his knees in front of me, said, leave some milk powder money for the child...
Pondering the horror...
10
Big to the world storm, small to eat and, any piece of news can cause Chinese netizens to scold, only the netizens on the yellow forum are of high quality, never seen to scold people, all are: the landlord is hard, thank you landlord, the landlord is a good person with a safe life.