Here are the stories of three otter banshees and three men to compare three pairs of men and women in reality, see who you like the most?
The otter is an ugly amphibian, about the size of a pug, no more than half a meter tall, with stout and short limbs.
The first story: In Zhang'an County, there is a man named Chang Ugly Nu in Hedong Village, who is engaged in picking grass.
On this day, as usual, he collected grass by the lake and did not return to his residence until the sun set in the west. His dwelling was like that of a herder, where there was a lot of grass, he would build a grass hut, and at this time he built a temporary shelter by the lake.
At this time, it was a hot summer day, and the ugly slave had finished eating, taken a bath, and sat at the door to cool off.
Under the illumination of the moonlight, I suddenly found that on the lake, a small boat was shaking from the depths of the lake to this side, and not far from the shore, I found that a woman was greeting him: "Big brother, it is late, spend the night, can you?" ”
Chang Ugly Slave was bored alone, and came to be accompanied by a woman, which is not exactly: dozing off and sending a pillow.
"Okay, but there's only one bed, would you like to squeeze it?"
The woman didn't talk, but the action showed that she was willing
She carried her skirt and swayed into the grass hut, and the ugly slave took a closer look at a big beautiful woman, and suddenly came to her senses, closed the doors and windows, blew out the candles, and squeezed into the bed with her.
Slowly approaching, the beauty did not squeak, closer, or no response, the ugly slave had the courage to undo her clothes, just half undone, he smelled a fishy smell, he was stunned, touched her hand, felt short and small, suddenly woke up, thinking: "This will not be a monster!" In this wilderness, where there will be good women. ”
He instantly jumped out of bed, lit a candle, and fixed his eyes on the beautiful woman.
Beauty also understood that the ugly slave had seen it at this time, and she did not explain much, turned around and jumped into the water, it turned out to be an otter.
This ugly slave finally triumphed over emotion, and the otter woman did not hide her shortcomings, frankly treated, he could not accept, turned away.
The second story: In Yongxing County, there is a small official named Zhong Dao, who is very.
He had a serious illness, and after many days of treatment and recuperation, his condition finally improved, and he just felt better, and his lustful problem was committed again.
Zhong Dao liked a woman before he fell ill, and he missed her even more after not seeing her for so long.
One day, lying on the bed, thinking about the woman he missed, thinking and thinking, as if he saw her sleeve fluttering in front of his eyes, he thought it was a dream, and he hit himself hard in the mouth, and it hurt so much that it turned out not to be a dream.
The woman was really coming, and he quickly greeted her, took the woman into the room, closed the doors and windows,......
From then on, every night, the woman came to meet and linger with ZhongDao.
One night, Zhong Dao hugged the woman and said, "Honey, I feel like I have a little bad breath and want to get some chicken tongue." ”
The woman smiled and said, "What's so hard about this?" ”
As soon as she turned around, she held the chicken tongue in both hands and leaned into front of Zhong Dao's eyes.
Zhong Dao did not doubt the origin of the chicken tongue incense in the slightest, nor did he doubt the identity of the woman, but invited the woman to join him with the chicken tongue incense.
The woman said, "Xianggong, my breath is fragrant, I don't need this, or you hold it!" ”
Zhong Dao slept like a mouthful of chicken tongue incense like this, it was dawn, the woman was going to leave, when she opened the door to go out, just walked not far, was found by a big black dog, chased past, a swoop, a bite on the woman's neck, dead, until the woman did not breathe, paralyzed to the ground.
ZhongDao quickly ran over to see that the woman had turned into a good old otter. Frightened, he retreated one after another, spitting out chicken tongue incense, and then clearly saw that the chicken tongue fragrance was not chicken tongue incense, but a grain of otter dung, and Zhong Dao suddenly felt disgusted to death.
It's a pair of bad guys, men are, have no bottom line, and end up disgusting to themselves. The woman concealed everything, pandered to the little official, and was eventually recognized by the beast and buried her life.
The third story is: there is a man named Lü Qiu in Dongping, rich and beautiful, rich and beautiful, typical of rich and handsome, but also the prince charming in the hearts of many young girls.
One day, he was passing by Qu'a Lake by boat, and happened to encounter a strong wind, and the boat could not go, so he anchored next to a white space.
At this time, a young girl rowed a small boat to collect ling, but the girl did not wear clothes, but simply covered her body with lotus leaves, or hidden or present parts attracted the attention of Lü Qiu.
He did not lose his mind, but calmly asked: "Girl, you are not a ghost, why are you dressed like this?" ”
After the young girl listened, she showed a look of fear and said, "Hasn't the prince ever heard the phrase 'lotus leaves are belted with lotus leaves, and they come and go suddenly'?" ”
The girl had a ghost in her heart, and she wanted to seduce this man, but this handsome man was rational and was not caught, but was detected by him, so to borrow a sentence from "Chu Ci", it means to wear lotus leaves, tie the grass, and come and go for a while. He made an excuse for himself and fled in a hurry.
Lü Qiu is a smart handsome man, think that the girl is extraordinary, secretly guessing that it must be a monster, so he took out a bow and arrow, shot at the back of the girl, the arrow fell to the person, approached to catch it up, it was indeed a monster otter, and then look at the boat she rowed, it turned out to be some algae spliced together.
Lü Qiu went around a patch of white, and saw a woman on the shore, as if waiting for someone, and when the woman saw the ship coming out, she asked, "Did the prince come over from over there and see a girl who was picking a ling?" ”
Lü Qiu already knew that the girl was an otter demon, and this must be her mother, who must also be a demon.
He panicked and said, "Oh, I see, she's right behind," while looking for an arrow in one hand and a bow in the other.
One ride, one pull, one "whizzing" sound, the woman fell to the ground, it turned out to be an old otter.
Later, after arriving on the shore, I heard the local people often say: "There is a beautiful Cailing woman in this lake, who is haunted, and sometimes she will go to people's homes to meet her well." I heard that I got along a lot with her. ”
After Lü Qiu listened, his scalp was tingling, and he was secretly glad that he had recognized her early, otherwise it would have become the dish of the banshee.
The banshee tried hard to seduce the handsome man, but unfortunately others did not put on the trap. Hahahahaha
Reading this story is like reading Fan Jin's article, the first time I feel that there is no end, no meaning, when I look at it again, it is a little interesting, and when I look at it again, the meaning is far-reaching. hehe! ——Excerpt from "Strange Talk of the Six Dynasties"