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It is said that there is a difficult mystery in the world
It's called "love syndrome."
Men and women with this symptom
Regardless of age, occupation, height and weight
Where to live
will go through
One will be heartbroken, the other will be heart rate explosion
One will lose appetite, one will eat a blessing, etc
Uncontrollable physiological changes
At the same time, they are also full of drama in the circle of friends
Presents a sub-sub who is "mentally abnormal"
Since the object was found
One by one, they are all on the line
In the end, he still could not escape the fate of love and true incense
Lemons have since become sweeter
I was taken away by the pig arch
Figure he's old, figure he doesn't take a bath...
In the official copy of the detached family
Some people like literature and art, and some people are professional and rational
Someone surprised the sand sculpture
Others have made harsh remarks about sovereignty
I want to know when contemporary CP is off-order
What official confessions have been made with all the brains?
Bookmark the following copy
Maybe one day I can use it myself~!
If anyone thinks
People who are in love are also rational
The literary group will jump out and refute you
No, no, don't be fooled
Maybe it's being single for too long
A burst of emotions
Official announcement of no more than 20 words
The picture encompasses the entire natural universe
Speak from the scene
From ancient times to the present, it has been the standard of Xiaowenqing
The words contain paintings, allegorical to the scene
Effortlessly, it ignites the girl's heart
However, although the sentimentality is full of points
It is inevitable to bump into sentences when used too much
In the fiercely competitive official declaration
The one who doesn't set the record is the winner
For example, a beautiful melody that will be familiar to you
Turned into love words
There's also a witty little friend like the one below
Don't stick to the four seasons
In turn, the seasonal characteristics are refined
A pun on love copywriting
Art and stand in one, must be at the top!
Humans made up of stellar material
For things that are related to the universe
You will instinctively feel the romance that comes from the soul
Therefore, the sun, moon and stars are also a single couple
Language library must-have riot material
In fact, it has not been able to get
What a logical connection between before and after
It is possible to put the object and the star together
It seems that their mate selection vision is very advanced....
Here I just want to @ various merchants
Limited edition prefixes are no longer eye-catching
This year's popularity plus "universe production"
It seems that there is a little secret in the universe
It has all been used by literary and artistic youth to pat on the back
Friendly reminder
Such an effect: beautiful and meaningful
Deep enough
Side effects: The person concerned is not in the way
Bystanders are prone to zone D
Liberal arts students like to talk about wind and rain
Trying to hit the south wall without looking back
Secretly add some sensationalism to your love
"Still like you
Like the wind has gone eight thousand miles, do not ask the return date."
And science students who are always labeled as "incomprehensible"
I like to talk about numbers
What "the wind has gone eight thousand miles"
Count with a finger: if the wind speed is calculated according to five kilometers an hour
Isn't eight thousand miles only a month?
(1,000 miles = 500 km, 8,000 miles = 4,000 km.)
4000/(24*5) approximately equal to 33)
Don't look at the science students a serious book, literary nemesis
Not to mention, they do the right thing
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Instead, "True Fragrance Scene" is staged
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Because science students are mostly represented by straight men
A theory of formulas that I think is too slippery to use
Meet a girl on a channel, that is called seconds to understand
Encounter different fields, or do not eat this set
I was blinded by minutes
"To Our Warm Little Time"
Gu Weiyi overturned the car because of the confession of the Schrödinger equation
Taste, you savor
Such an effect: apply what you have learned
Professional love is not wrong
Side effect: Small circle powder range
It is not conducive to the old iron casting wide nets
Whether it is a literary poet or a science genius
It is said that everyone who falls in love with Xueba
Because they had read too little, they wanted to immediately return to the furnace and rebuild
There is no grounding
Economic partnership couple?
Talk about eating, talk about money!
First of all, falling in love is a business
Start with the two of you joining the company
Once a solitary "single-player mode"
便game over
And for the food
No more one person acting as the backbone of two people
Grit your teeth and buy two servings
Face the gimmicks of the merchants
You can hold your head high and enjoy low-cost discounts!
Of course, love can be lost
There will be one more woman in the world who is soft on the inside and soft on the outside
But this wave of contracts seems to be equal
There is also an overlord clause
That's the New Year's Holiday
The man sends red envelopes and gifts within an unlimited amount of time
If the vision is too poor, the mind is too shallow
The woman may unilaterally file for the termination of the contract
During this period, the benefits that men can only have
Only "one game 24-hour use coupon"
Despite the fact that treaties are not equal
But the male compatriots were still very happy
After all, the reality is cruel and urgent
Don't try any harder
I'm going to rob my daughter-in-law with 30.49 million men...
This type of effect: a combination of men and women
Work without getting tired
Side effect: If you break up
It is easy to cause economic disputes
Can insist on seeing here
There are no single dogs who have angrily smashed their phones
Forgive the words jun admire
The above entangled copywriting
It has nothing to do with you
Even if there is, the effective date has yet to be confirmed
The following buzz
It's synonymous with you and me
Cp are honest official declarations of love
Single people are clever in making up stories
They are the best at it
It is to weave a dream full of love
Pretending to be loved is actually sad
If friends and family ask why they haven't found a partner yet
Girls can answer philosophically
"Sometimes there must be one in dreams
Don't ask for it in your dreams."
To put it bluntly
Boys can reply bitterly
"There was once a sincere feeling that was placed in front of me
I didn't open my eyes, and I didn't regret it until I saw it."
woc！ I love the wrong person???
If you find that the person you like doesn't like you
Except for sighs
You can only express it to the other party bluntly
It can also be proudly publicized
"You can't keep my people
Can't control my angry mouth."
If there is a friend who shows affection too much
Abuse yourself
Cold water can be poured to discourage
Forcibly pulling each other back into a "single organization"
I really can't do the ambiguous flirtation of the love army
It is better to divert attention
Touch the cool top of your head
Let the stinky couples also taste the pain of being poked by an arrow
Jittery effect
Alleviate the anxiety caused by "people around you to take off the list"
Side effect: Immersion in self-soothing
Single stubborn disease can not be cured
I believe many friends at the beginning of the new year
All are established
"This year must be off the list" rhetoric
However, this flag has been copied and pasted
Appeared in (last year, the year before, the year before the big ...) A list of plans
What couples must do 100 things
It has also been lying alone in the collection
But as the small partner who has been off the list said
The state-allocated ones have finally arrived
Your TA may still be on the way
Don't be in a hurry
Not really
Learn from advertising lexicography
"Find a partner, talk to the boss directly"
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