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The Qianlong Emperor and the Great Sage of Qi Tian

author:Shōjo

Qianlong wrote tens of thousands of poems and used them to be complacent, and the lack of self-satisfaction was also passed on as a good story. He said:

In the ninth year of Yu Yiwang, the accumulated articles are similar to the tang dynasty poets, but is it not a good story of Yilin?

Boasting that he has lived a long life, written many poems, and the number can be comparable to the poetry of the whole Tang Dynasty, is a good story in the literary and art circles.

Qianlong felt good about himself, he was the emperor, and the courtiers of course echoed it. But self-deception was only at that time, and posterity did not buy it. Because there was no need to look at the emperor's face, he dared to speak his heart. For example, Qian Zhongshu's "Tan Yi Lu" says:

Emperor Gaozong of the Qing Dynasty used the text as a poem, and the language aided and procrastinated, which was disgusting.

In the midst of the sound of horse farts, Qianlong was disgusting and unaware, and writing poetry became an addiction. He said:

If you don't groan for three days, you will be in a trance.

The chancellor Li Shenxiu advised him not to write poems to laoshen, but he wrote a poem replying:

Prudent cultivation advised me not to be a poem, and I also knew that poetry could not be done.

But after a few days of qingyan, he sent something away.

He said that there are few public affairs in the world, so what is the time to pass the time without writing poetry?

Song Huizong loved to write and paint, and that was where his talent lay. Unlike Emperor Huizong of Song, Qianlong did not have such talents. There is no essential difference between his love of writing poetry and the people's love of playing mahjong and square dancing, but he is full of stomachs and finds something to do and other food digestion.

There are emperors who like to fight cocks, there are emperors who like to do carpentry, and it is not strange that Qianlong loves to write poetry, even if he is vassal and elegant. However, if you can't write a good poem, you can compare it with the number of Tang poems, just like a mahjong player who shows off how many times he can circle the earth when he touches the mahjong, and listens to the meat and numbness.

Meat and hemp to flesh and hemp, boredom to boredom, is his own one-man and one-time thing. Qianlong wrote tens of thousands of poems, and after that he may not read them again, he did not say his own poems, "If you do not read them for three days, you will be in a trance as if you have lost something." If others find it disgusting to read, if they do not want to write a biography of Qianlong or the history of the time, then they do not have to be reluctant to do so.

If you just write poetry on white paper, the impact is limited after all, at most it is a waste of a pile of good paper. Unfortunately, this is not the border of Qianlong. The exquisite emperor's special paper could not satisfy him, and he actually refurbished it in a variety of ways, and his mind moved to the calligraphy and paintings of the ancients. - Like an adulteress, the lack of masturbation on toilet paper has made it possible to make other people's underwear.

Qianlong took advantage of his advantages as an emperor to collect famous paintings of the names of the past dynasties, and he wrote and wrote on them with great interest. If he didn't write his poems well and wrote them well, he would barely make sense. However, Qianlong's writing was as mediocre and contrived as his poems. Later, when people admired the ancient calligraphy and paintings, they had to endure the Qianlong graffiti above. You say this trick is not damaged? You can't hide from his crooked poems, but you can't hide from the crooked poems he wrote on ancient paintings.

Song Huizong's landscape painting "Snow River GuizhuoTu", in addition to the title and the next paragraph, there is no inscription in the painting, although he himself writes dragon flying phoenix dance, but people just want to leave blank.

The Qianlong Emperor and the Great Sage of Qi Tian

Part of "Snow River Return Map"

Six hundred years after the death of Emperor Huizong of Song, an emperor without artistic cells inscribed a poem on the left and a poem on the right in his "Map of the Return of the Snow River". Emperor Huizong of Song was so angry that he died and died!

The gourmet's elaborate delicacies are cherished by themselves, but when they look back, they see a fly on it. After the flies fly away, leave two pieces of on it. Foodies are so angry!

Qianlong loved to write on the ancient calligraphy and paintings, and also loved to stamp on them. His seals were numerous and large, the paint was heavy, a large red piece of the cover paper, and he also specially selected a conspicuous position to poke, and sometimes even obscured the original calligraphy and painting vaguely.

The Qianlong Emperor and the Great Sage of Qi Tian

The Qianlong seal on the Orchid Pavilion Preface

He was really idle, he lived a long time, so the ancient calligraphy and paintings in his hand suffered, and he turned out from time to time to look at the inscription and stamped a seal, the blank space was covered, directly stamped on the word, Qianlong went here for a tour, and then traveled, three times... Like a mage stamping a ghost charm, from beginning to end.

The seventh time in "Journey to the West" writes that the monkey pees as a mark:

During the Great Sunnah, I suddenly saw five red pillars of flesh, holding a stream of green qi. He said, "This is the end of the road." This time back, if you come to testify, the Lingxiao Hall will definitely be me sitting. Then he pondered and said, "And live! When I leave some marks, fang is good to talk to Rulai. Pluck a hair, blow out the fairy breath, and call "Change!" Transformed into a tube of thick ink and double pen, on the middle pillar wrote a line of large character clouds: "Qi Tian Dasheng, come here for a visit." "After writing, I collected a hair." He was not dignified, but he sprinkled a bubble of monkey urine under the root of the first pillar. Flipping over the douyun, he went back to his place and stood in the rulai palm: "I have gone, and now I am here." You taught the Jade Emperor to let the Heavenly Palace with me. Rulai scolded, I'll take you as a monkey! You just haven't left me!" The Great Sage said, "You don't know." I went to the end of the sky, saw five flesh red pillars, holding a green qi, I left a note there, do you dare to go with me to see? Rulai said, "Don't go away, you just look down at yourself." The great sage opened his eyes to fire and looked down, and it turned out that the Buddha's right middle finger was written, "Qi Tian Dasheng, come here for a visit." "In the big finger, there are still some monkeys who are ashamed.

The urine monkey did not pee to the end of the heavens, nor did it sit in the Spirit Temple, and was also pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years.

The Emperor of Pijing sat in the imperial palace and left marks on the ancient calligraphy and paintings, which later wandered all over the world, and his urine and shame "went to the end of the heavens".

What qi tian dasheng did not do, the Qianlong Emperor did.

The Qianlong Emperor was the true Great Sage of Qi Tian!

The Qianlong Emperor and the Great Sage of Qi Tian

Song Huizong calligraphy

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