As the saying goes, adults have "nine hemorrhoids out of ten", which shows the high proportion of this disease in the population.
One day in a certain year, after a strenuous exercise, suddenly the crotch of the pants saw red, which was not lightly frightened. When I went to the hospital for examination, the doctor said: "There are internal hemorrhoids, not serious." "Since it's not serious, it doesn't take it too seriously." After a few years of peaceful coexistence with this object, until last month, I suddenly felt serious discomfort after the bowel movement, accompanied by bouts of swelling and pain, which made people restless. After a night of tossing and turning, the next day he found Du Jinlin, the president of Jinhua Central Hospital.
President Du is the most authoritative proctology expert in the Central Hospital, sitting up and consulting without any official taste, some are professional and meticulous professional doctors. He inquired about the condition very succinctly, carefully examined the wound, said it was a blood clot, and recommended surgery. I still have a glimmer of hope that I can be treated conservatively. Dean Du said that in this way, it will take at least two weeks to alleviate, but it will still occur when you are tired or eat improperly. Surgery does not require hospitalization, outpatient treatment is sufficient.
The doctor's decisiveness is sometimes important, and it often has a strong guiding effect on the patient's decision-making. After listening to Dean Du's advice, I had only one thought in my mind: long pain is not as good as short pain!
The main surgeon was a young man next to Dean Du, an intern graduate student from Zhejiang Medicine; there were also surgical assistants and elder nurses on the side. They were obviously so confident about the surgery that they made me change my shoes and walk into the operating room on my own. The surgeon read the surgical notice, and I signed it without hesitation.
Although I know that the operation is not complicated, after all, it is a knife in a sensitive area, lying on the operating table, I have a feeling of "letting others slaughter", and it is inevitable that I am a little nervous. Fortunately, the main knife guy is very experienced, and he informed me of all the difficulties I thought of in advance, which eased my nervousness.
"To start, preoperative disinfection, it will be a little cold."
"It hurts a little to take anesthetics, so bear with it." We'll be careful and help you clean up thoroughly. ”
"The anus is special, and the wound is no longer sewn."
Because it is local anesthesia, the perception is very clear, the pressure during the examination, the piercing when the anesthetic, I can't help but make a little noise. But after all, I am a person who has experienced the Vietnam War, and the pain of surgery is compared with the cruelty of war, which is a small dish. The operation went very smoothly, and when the doctor presented the cut piece of "beef blood tofu" in front of me, my heart was suddenly relieved.
The real test is after the operation. As the effect of the anesthetic gradually disappeared, the pain nerve gradually regained consciousness, and a burst of pain accompanied by a feeling of falling came from time to time, making my steps no longer easy. Just lie down, sleep on your back with tenderness, side lying on your side, slightly better on your stomach, but the weight is heavy and it is difficult to breathe. Lying uncomfortable and standing up, instantly falling into pain. Annoyed in my heart, I wanted to shout a sigh of relief, but as soon as I made a sound, the surgical site twitched, and a sharp pain in the heart struck, which scared me so much that I didn't even dare to make a sound. At this moment, this part that usually rarely pays attention to seems to become the center of life, making people's every move, inhalation, words and deeds careful, trembling, like walking on thin ice. The saddest thing is to go to the toilet, I once wanted to eat less to cope, but in fact I can't do it, the process of food waste separating the body, let people feel like experiencing a "life and death separation"!
I have long heard that the post-hemorrhoidal treatment is difficult, and I have made sufficient preparations in action and psychology. In order to minimize the pain, the doctor instructs the first to eat more bananas and honey water to improve the drainage environment; the second is to adhere to the daily discharge to prevent dry knots; the third is to be decisive and fast, and improve efficiency. However, being prepared may not be without trouble, I followed the plan, executed resolutely, gritted my teeth and thoughts, and when the food garbage swept through the wound less than 24 hours after the operation, a heart-rending pain radiated throughout the body, making me can't help but issue a scream of "wow", and finally a tiger fell into the Sun like a light sigh.
He loved calligraphy in his lifetime, and he also heard that Saint Wang Xizhi once wrote a miscellaneous post into the Quanjin Text: "The eagle's claw burns into the musk, and the fried crispy wine is served, and the hemorrhoid fistula is cured, and there is an examination." "Come to think of it, shu sheng also had the same disease as me in the past years?" Hemorrhoids are the norm of life, and I am not deceived!