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In Tianjin, there is a kind of person called Old Tao Mao'er

author:Tianjin Mei boss

In Tianjin,

There's a kind of release calling you away,

There is a kind of success called Qi Huo,

There's a kind of alternative called color,

There's a novelty called a moth,

There is a kind of rubbing called boiling maw,

There's a kind of repair called Delen,

There is a kind of bad luck called Wei Mud,

There's a struggle called giving crookedness,

There's a kind of fat guy called deile,

There's a martial art called Neck Slipper,

There's a joke called a hi-hat.

There's a kind of place called vigorous,

There is a kind of talent called Dana,

There's a kind of trouble called the Loro Jar,

There is a kind of seafood called crab hi,

There's a kind of perfection called no cure,

There's a kind of squealing,

There's a kind of disgust called a hard,

There's a kind of boredom called greasy,

There's a kind of contest called heads-up,

There is a kind of organ called each,

There is an adverb called old,

There's a kind of exclamation,

There's a subject called you B,

There's a kind of kid called Little BK,

There is a kind of tossing and turning called Fenqiu,

There's a kind of party called provocation,

There's a kind of clamor,

There's a kind of business called a stall.

There is a kind of restaurant called a dog food restaurant,

There is a facility called the side road tooth,

There is a kind of unreliable called walking base,

There is a question called play?

There's a kind of straight line called simply go,

There's an awesome way to call it too wide,

There is a kind of profligacy called manufacturing,

There's a soap called pancreas,

There's a comb called a coherent,

There's a kind of sport called punching punches.

There's a match called a foreign fire,

There is a kind of firework called a flower,

There is a kind of school violation called the next seat,

There is a kind of corner called the horn of the horn,

There is a vegetable called fire persimmon,

There is a kind of rap called poverty,

There's a kind of ****called* pot,

There is a kind of ** people called old * children,

There's a kind of silence that stops,

There's a kind of calm called Cool Forest,

There's a kind of statement called 嘚啵,

There's a kind of preaching called counting,

There is a kind of discipline called Na Na Na Long,

There is a kind of slipper called the shoe collapsed,

There's a challenge called death.

There is a kind of guessing boxing called stupid bridge fruit,

There is a kind of elimination method called drinking inside and below,

There is a kind of disc called big *,

There's a kind of finished pot called stacking pot,

There is a kind of dim sum called trough cake,

There is a part called neck geer,

There is a kind of neat called Lisou,

There is a kind of depression called blocking the heart,

There is a kind of grievance called the nest,

There is a kind of self-control called early bad luck,

There is a kind of incompetence called the nest of waste,

There's a kind of scoundrel barking dog food,

There's a kind of sloppy called cat cover,

There is a kind of public security organ called the dispatch house,

There's a kind of speech called vernacular,

There is a kind of planting called falling,

There's a kind of funny called whoops.

There is a kind of peanut called nut,

There is a kind of transport called dog riding rabbit,

There is a vegetable called skimming,

There is a kind of uncultured called not enough to beat,

There is a kind of leftover leftover called folding,

There's a kind of leftover called Darth.

There is a kind of touch called Ma Shu,

There is a kind of extramarital affair called blind eight,

There's a kind of punishment called kicking the can,

There's a kind of kicking a friend and calling it a pluck,

There is a kind of look called Satan,

There is a kind of salary called off money,

There is a kind of fat belly called sac kick,

There is a kind of disregard for crying lightly,

There's a kind of boss called a flag bearer,

There is a kind of ground called the Nine Lands,

There is a kind of saliva called Harrah's,

There's a colloquial saying, "Oh, I'm abbreviated Nima,

There's a kind of garbage throwing called dumping dirt,

There is a kind of waste collection called a wool basket,

There's a kind of contempt called beating,

There is a flying animal called the Yanba tiger,

There's a flying insect called old brown,

There is a kind of lighting tool called a flashlight handle

There's a kind of firework called Didi Tendon,

There is a kind of heaven and earth thick called Len squeak.

There is a kind of uncle called breaking,

There is also a kind of person called Old Peach Mao'er.

In Tianjin, there is a kind of person called Old Tao Mao'er

Tianjin colloquialisms are hundreds of thousands,

Today we will only talk about the old peach hair.

Peach hair is a protective film chosen by nature to protect peaches.

The fluff on the surface of the peach can block the sunlight and avoid the sunburn of the peach.

In the summer, there is more rain, and if it is left on the surface of the peach, it will rot, and the fluff can separate the rainwater.

But in Tianjin, if you add peach hair to the child's pronunciation.

This peach hair expresses a kind of itching, catching where to touch the mood,

Therefore, "old peach hair" refers specifically to older men, a group of people who often have false ideas.

In Tianjin, there is a kind of person called Old Tao Mao'er

Summer Edition:

Bright colors or floral pants, there are also suspender pants, washed cloth version,

White or floral sneakers or white leather shoes,

A T-shirt with a white or floral color, if it is a shirt, it must stand up with a collar

Clear polished bald head under the white sports cap,

All over the body, except for black,

White red yellow purple green blue gray,

The color is even better than Xu Zhepei's "Balloon".

Winter:

Old bald man with a mink hat,

The upper body must be half a large mink,

Pants or summer those,

From time to time, the long, permed hair of the old sharp-beaked child appeared on the mink skin,

At least two old gags in hand,

There is no emerald beeswax on the chest that has no water,

This outfit is Tianjin Ju'er~

In Tianjin, there is a kind of person called Old Tao Mao'er

Smoking only recognizes the rivers and mountains, the golden bridge, drinking wine and staring at the mouth cup, white bull,

Haunted in bun shops, ramen restaurants (yellow soup), donkey fire, roasted wheat, breakfast shop,

Two or two white cows in the belly,

The whole of Tianjin can't flourish,

Who "arched" (work) I did, which bus was rerouted,

Which restaurant's boss's wife is good, which one is on new tea,

Lions and Tigers have fought white tigers, small forests have caught hooligans, dare to go up to the flowers and the moon, dare to go down to the eastern frontier to catch turtles,

In fact, in this life, I have never left the ** field, ** village, ** land...

In Tianjin, there is a kind of person called Old Tao Mao'er

May Nonsense

The group of guys who wore dark blue clothes every day were old,

They were created together with the city in that era.

They've tried, they've fought,

the demographic dividend of the workers' era,

The cultural fall of the 1980s and 1990s,

If you wipe the word "forbearance" from the back of your hand,

If you accept another culture,

At that time, it seemed that everything was available, but in fact, there was nothing in the heart;

At that time, it was a spring of hope, and looking back on it eventually became a winter of disappointment;

The national strength is strong, the times are developing,

Those beanie shoes of bare-neck tights,

Those mink coats of white T,

Those little peach hairs, the little peach hairs,

Children and grandchildren will eventually have poverty,

The aesthetics of the old and the young will also become history,

When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes at you;

Don't be afraid of floating clouds to cover your eyes, maybe you and I are like this,

The fireworks in the world are the most soothing to the hearts of mortals.

This article is purely fictitious, please do not enter the seat,

If there is a similarity, it is a coincidence.

Record the Hexi people of Tianjin

May boss