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He became rich as a young man and escaped from the tiger's mouth, all because beautiful women frequently asked him dreams

He became rich as a young man and escaped from the tiger's mouth, all because beautiful women frequently asked him dreams

Tonight the moon was full, and the silver light penetrated into the room along the wide window, and Song Chi and Tang Yong said a night of whispers. At this time, Song Chi told Tang Yong about his sad past in Thailand, and also told Tang Yong why he wanted to borrow money and so on.

"It's really strange that you borrowed money from me to beat the tire!" Tang Yong heard such a thing for the first time, and he laughed and didn't sleep at all.

"Thanks to your laughter, I even had the heart to jump off the building at that time." Song Chi complained bitterly with a bitter face.

"Who can blame this, just think of bubble girls, don't think about bubble girls panic." Tang Yong changed it to a sneaky smile, "Sooner or later, you will have to pay it back." ”

"What a chick I'm making!" It was a mistake at all. Song Chi could not describe that tragic and urgent life.

"Oh, you made people's stomachs bigger, and said you hadn't soaked a girl?!" What a real you! Tang Yong was proud of his ridicule.

"That's not true, I later entrusted someone to secretly send money to Condy..."

"Not really! Kaleidoscope of flowers has passed, and the leaves do not stick to the body. ”

"Sleep. I won't talk to you anymore. I have nothing but sympathy and no love for Condy. ”

"College is just different, it turns out that you can find so many excuses afterwards!"

"Stop talking, stop talking, turn off the lights and go to sleep!" Song Chi was annoyed and felt very bitter in his heart.

"Don't worry, I'm so excited! This place is really beautiful! Do you know how much money I've made in the last few years, dude? ”

"Let's start with how much money you lost, right?"

"You're so upset! I know I can't make much money! ”

"You got to get it first, otherwise why would I ask that?!"

"Yes, I lost about 200,000 yuan and almost sold the house."

"Is it all because of losing money in business?" Song Chi asked rhetorically.

"Of course not, mostly because of my girlfriend." Tang Yong began to talk about his emotional history.

"Talk about it, let me have fun too." After Song Chi lit a cigarette, he found that this box of cigarettes was actually given by Mayi, and why did he smoke Mayi's cigarette at this time, Song Chi felt that his heart was extremely confused.

"Doudou and I met at the mobile phone store, and that day she came to my shop to fix the mobile phone, and as a result, when she came to pick it up, I was busy with other things and got the phone wrong, and gave her a buddy's yellow-colored mobile phone." As a result, the next day she ran to the store and scolded me, and yelled that I was a hooligan, which caused all the shops around me to come and see me and laugh——"

"Why?" Song Chi was puzzled.

"A yellow phone isn't just a yellow phone, it's a phone with a yellow video inside." Tang Yong smiled evilly.

"Did you mean it?"

"Of course it was deliberate, Beanie is very good in shape, and the chest is very plump, I am looking for a girlfriend to find this, the chest is big and sexy, and the charm is flaunting." Usually such girls are very good at bubbles, so I used my yellow mobile phone to test her. As a result, as soon as she finished scolding, I invited her to eat hot pot, and who expected her to agree. The big breast beauty is strict on the outside, but in fact, there is a fire inside. ”

"Hahahahaha." Song Chi laughed heartily, thinking that Tang Yong, a man with low desire, was also very happy, and he felt that life was infinitely beautiful if he could make a girl.

"We went to bed that night and it was cool! The beanie is meaty and feels amazing! I love crazy women in bed, that feels really enjoyable! In this way, I got along with Doudou, she said she likes to watch "Crazy Housewives", I said I like to watch "24 Hours", although it is not a genre, anyway, it is an American drama, and it is also a same hobby. She said she liked to eat durian puff pastry, and I said that I liked to eat papaya puff pastry, although the varieties were different, anyway, they were all fruit. Beanie likes to sleep with a suspender, I simply like to sleep naked, and this hobby is basically the same as ours. Oh yes, do you still like Japanese star Matsushima Kaede? ”

"Neurosis, why mention this?" Song Chi's face was full of embarrassment.

Indeed, Song Chi also secretly watched a small movie in the ignorant years, Song Chi actually did not see it a few times but remembered that there was a very quiet look called Matsushima Kaede, but sexy and plump and provocative.

"I know you like bone, long hair, big eyes, skinny like a wood stick." Tang Yong's loud voice was frightening.

"You're done, I don't see as much as you." Song Chi stabbed Tang Yong.

"Okay, let's not talk about Matsushima Kaede, every time I mention these topics, Doudou argues with me."

"You deserve it! The cheapest. Song Chi laughed completely.

"Fight little things, fight big things, once we fought over a bowl of braised meat."

"Why?"

"Beanie doesn't like to eat braised pork, but I like it, I eat at least one sea bowl at a time, but Beanie said that my stomach is too big, let me eat less, I am annoyed and directly ordered two hoofs to take out." The result? Beanie simply opened the window and threw it downstairs. We just did it—"

Song Chi burst out laughing.

"Laughing at what? It is a blessing to love to eat! Knowing that when my mother was hospitalized with cerebral thrombosis, the doctors wouldn't let her eat anything, and she was going crazy. In the end, I ate braised pork again, but my blood lipids were high again, and I stayed in the hospital for half a month. My mother especially did not understand, heard that black fungus can reduce blood lipids on the whole box to buy, but can buy back reluctant to eat, said so expensive to stay until the New Year to eat. As a result, after a summer, all the black fungus was born and blind. We all said thrown away, my mother was reluctant to wash and eat, the result was to eat too much and be hospitalized, vomiting and diarrhea money did not spend less, but the blood lipid did not come down at all. ”

"How is your mother now?"

"I was almost hospitalized, but I was sick with doudou."

"Huh? And this kind of thing? Song Chi asked.

"Oh —because of a diamond ring." Tang Yong's voice was full of exhaustion and helplessness.

Tang Yong simply got up and sat down, he was obviously irritable, "Doudou and I soon talked about marriage and got married, but because of a diamond ring, the marriage was completely yellow." ”