Every evening, if you enter a live fish fighting room called "I Want to Laugh", you can discover a magical world that you have never seen before.
In this live broadcast room, there are no handsome women and game masters, only a couple broadcasting their daily life, if you do not know them, you will feel extremely bored.
But as long as their daughter appears on camera, every action can provoke the audience's emotions, and countless bullet screens that are difficult to read emerge:
What "snatching the sister", "Abba Aba fights to seize", "Shu prodigy", jokes and stems emerge endlessly, and even some unsightly pornographic barrages.
Still, no matter what the audience says, her parents are calm and calm, only smiling when they see the gift.
In fact, the protagonist of this live broadcast room is actually not a little girl, but a slightly fat young man: Li Gan, a network anchor who once exploded.
After the heat of the past faded, he was here to live stream the "abstract" life of himself and his whole family.
So, how did the bad reviewer find this live broadcast room?
Mainly because Li Gan's son was recently born, some of his remarks caused great controversy and were hung up by the feminist Weibo:
Because Li Laoba = your father, so a long time ago, Li Gan had the nickname of "Li Laoba"▼
Li Gan was angry because in the video that hammered him, there were frame draws and malicious clips, causing his original intention to be misinterpreted.
He also quickly clarified, and even publicly posted milk powder and medical insurance on Weibo, proving that he treated his son and daughter equally:
The patriarchal controversy has come to an end, but one of the comments has caught the attention of bad reviewers:
"Sister Snatcher" is the daughter of Li Gan, who often appears in live broadcasts
Why did this little girl become the object of play with the terrier, called "Sister Snatcher"?
Why would anyone say such vulgar things to a three- or four-year-old girl?
Why is it that in the face of endless entertainment, Li Gan still insists on showing his daughter in front of the camera?
With these questions, the bad reviewer opened the live broadcast room of his wife Juanmei, and deeply understood the history of the anchor Li Gan, and finally got the answer.
In 2014, because of the rise of game live broadcasting, Li Gan, who was still an assistant police officer, began to broadcast "League of Legends" in Douyu live, becoming a well-known anchor.
With the growth of traffic, he wanted to keep the live broadcast room 24 hours a day, so he gathered a few friends and opened an "abstract studio", including Sun Xiaochuan, who is still working as a supervisor at the construction site and is now popular all over the country.
Because of their unpretentious and down-to-earth style and funny Sichuan-Chongqing accent, abstract studios have gradually become the only home for many people when they are bored.
These people, who are known as dog fans, can vent their emotions by insulting Li Gan and Sun Xiaochuan, and can also attack other live broadcast rooms with fans.
Because Sun Xiaochuan is usually scolded the most, and he exploded for 5 minutes in a live broadcast, he is also known as the abstract godfather.
This group of people also gradually developed a language system with Emoji ideography, called "abstract words", and derived a culture that you can't think through and deconstruct everything, all over the Chinese Internet.
For example, these five emojis are put together, meaning: "That's a real bull batch"▼
There is even an abstract word converter on the Internet, which can easily convert Chinese into the abstract words represented by Emoji:
However, with a live broadcast accident, the abstract studio was blocked, the broadcasters can only find a way out, as the creator of the abstract Bible, Sun Xiaochuan has become an Internet celebrity, he accepted interviews, exhibitions, tide cards, the popularity is quite high.
But Li Gan, the founder of the studio, had no one to pay attention to, and could only broadcast live without being salty, just like the famous saying said: "Everyone speaks abstract words, and no one knows Li Laoba." ”
But after Li Gan's daughter Yue Yue was born, things took a turn for the better, because Yue Yue was slurred, when he appeared on the scene in the live broadcast, he could only make a sound of "Aba Aba fights and grabs", so dog fans began to call his daughter "Sister Snatcher".
In this way, Li Gan once again had a new stem that was talked about and toyed with by others.
And his daughter, without knowing it, has become the object of consumption and entertainment for dog fans.
The light one just played with the terrier, transliterated her unclear words, and created the "grab language":
It is also said that she is a "prodigy of the Shu Kingdom" and was born bilingual:
But there are still many people who don't care if she is a child or not, and just want to vent their emotions:
There are even people who make jokes under the girl's photo post:
Well, in abstract words it means hard
In the view of bad reviewers, Internet celebrities want to maintain the heat and need stems as fuel. If Sun Xiaochuan uses "NMSL" as a stalk, then Li Gan, who has no stem, can only take "snatching sister" as his own life-saving straw.
Therefore, when Li Gan was broadcast live, in order to create the effect of the program, he often let his daughter appear on camera.
So that a group of Up masters were born on the B station, crouching in his live broadcast room, as long as the little girl has some wind and grass, it will be edited and uploaded, and the cover is particularly like the Hong Kong entertainment tabloid of that year.
Li Gan longs for stems and traffic, and so do these Up Lords
After watching some videos, the bad reviewer could not judge whether Li Gan was a son over a daughter, and could only see that Yue Yue's life had quietly changed with the live broadcast.
Yue Yue didn't speak clearly, but because her parents often needed her to thank the audience for gifts, there was no obstacle at all when she said "rocket" and "plane".
Even when recording a self-introduction to a kindergarten teacher, he was frequently stuck, and as soon as the audience gave a gift, the words of thanks immediately blurted out.
Because she was three or four years old, but she couldn't speak clearly, a few kind-hearted viewers suspected that she was suffering from a language barrier and wanted Li Gan to take her to the hospital for examination:
There are also people who oppose everyone's vulgar jokes about Yue Yue, and feel sorry for her family environment full of dirty words and lack of education:
But the relationship between Li Gan and dog fans is morbid and cold-blooded. Dog fans originated from Li Gan, but they were no longer under his control and began to attack indiscriminately.
They took pleasure in insulting the anchor, hoping that he would have a miserable life as much as possible.
Li Gan organized a party at Xianghe Villa in Chengdu, causing a large number of dog fans to brush the hotel with a bad review, and eventually caused the hotel to close down
Therefore, in the eyes of most dog fans, entering Li Gan's live broadcast room, the purpose is to vent and entertain, always emphasizing the bottom line of live broadcasting, and will be reduced to "bottom line fan", which means that you are too virgin and destroy the atmosphere of carnival.
However, even in the face of public opinion, Li Gan still wants to use dog fans to entertain himself to maintain the heat of his rivers.
He posts coupons on Weibo every day, and the future is still unknown, and he needs to seize the present to make quick money.
Therefore, he not only did not stop playing his daughter's life, but also called him Sister Duozi on Weibo and encouraged to play terriers:
He even directly moved the life of the whole family to the live broadcast room, so that every family member became the anchor.
After Li Gan's live broadcast room was blocked, his wife Juan Mei opened a live broadcast room, often appeared in the camera, and was called "local goods" and "fertility machine" by dog fans.
Juan Mei does not care, because she knows the temperament of dog fans, and she also knows that these titles are "terriers" that can be converted into traffic and money.
Li Gan's father-in-law also appeared on his live broadcast, and because he lived in their home, he was jokingly called "hermit crab".
His mother is no exception, because the surname is Lu, netizens call her Teacher Lu, every time Yue Yue is sent to her grandmother's house, everyone says that "Sister Snatcher" was sent to Teacher Lu for military training.
For Li Laoba and his family, this live broadcast room is like a large-scale live-action sitcom, three generations of 24-hour immersive performances, the contemporary "Truman's World", attracting many people to "chase the drama".
With the blessing of the "Old Eight Family", Li Gan's live broadcast is getting hotter and higher, and even today, when Sun Xiaochuan's ability to create stems is gradually weakening, there is a great degree of popularity that surpasses his situation.
However, in "Truman's World", the protagonist Truman ended gorgeously and won the audience's touch and appreciation, while "Old Eight Family" can only live by being insulted.
The existence of the old eight family is actually the epitome of today's Internet culture, for traffic, Logan Paul can shoot the dead in the Japanese suicide forest, blaspheming the undead; the island city old eight can eat.
Li Gan can also move the family's life to the live broadcast room.
How bold people are, how productive the land is, as long as they do not break the law, it seems that it is okay to do anything.
This absurd reality show doesn't seem to have a loser, and most of the dog fans from the bottom come here every day to export anger, vent dissatisfaction, and all the desires that cannot be satisfied in the real world.
Li Gan was the target of online violence, but ironically gained traffic and drove a BMW.
In a live broadcast, Li Gan's wife taught her daughter that the car she drove was a BMW and wore Nike
But in the view of the bad reviewer, the only loser is Li Gan's daughter.
Li Gan's love for his daughter is unquestionable, but you can't deny that his daughter is really like Truman, starting from a young age, and not realizing at all that his words and deeds have been exposed, recorded in the camera, and watched, consumed, chewed, and spoofed by thousands of people.
At an age when she could not make a decision, she fell into a whirlpool of family, dog fans, money, desire, and anger, which should not be borne by her.
The internet has a memory, and when girls grow up, no one knows what will happen.
Perhaps, today's Internet age is really abstract, as said in the above figure Zhihu answer, serious you lose, bad reviewers do not have the right to interfere with other people's family education.
But I just want to sigh: because I remember watching the theme song of "Family with Children" when I was a child, there was a lyric that sang like this:
"Your childhood and my childhood seem to be the same."
When I grew up, I found that the world didn't seem to be like this.
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