- A country figure living under an old willow tree (4)
This is naturally a matter of the 70s of the last century, the old lady of the Bei family raised a few old hens, the surrounding neighbors also followed the light, more or less raised a few chickens, close to the yard of the production team, are "raising chickens to the collective, chicken butts to themselves", anyway, the production captain can not manage. Every night, the old lady of the Bei family wanted to climb on the roof and scold the street, and after a long time, no one paid attention to it and became accustomed to it. The reason why the old lady scolded the street was to circle around a few old hens, and some old hens lost their eggs, threw the eggs outside, and threw them in other people's homes, which made a big loss. Losing an old hen is even more of a big thing, life was difficult in those days, there was a "chicken butt bank", which naturally had to be scolded for 3 or 5 days. Another content is that the old lady heard that some people talked about her scolding the street, which became one of the reasons for her to scold the street.
The old lady's son was the secretary of the brigade, and he had a headache for his wife's scolding. Left persuasion and right persuasion did not turn, provoked, the old lady even rolled him together.
On this day, the old lady had eaten dinner, and as usual, she was going to scold again, shaking a large fan in her hand, and went to the room again. "Whoever stole my chicken, spread it out for me." When my chickens come back, I will not scold you, if you don't spread the chickens for me, the chickens can't come back, don't say old lady I scolded you for three days and three nights. After a pause, the old lady began: "Who stole my chicken?" Spread it out to me, if you don't spread it to me, you must not die, eat..." The old lady was on her head, and his son waved at her below: "Don't scold, don't scold, come down, you see!" "What to see?" My chickens are gone, I don't look at anything. The son begged, "Come down and see, there are a lot of chickens!" "The old lady couldn't help her son, so she had to go down the ladder." What do I see? "Look at the chicken coop, isn't there any chicken missing?" The old lady looked at the chicken nest, dark and unclear, but always felt that it was less. "I still have to scold, whoever stole my chicken, I have to let him return it, I don't scold him, he won't spread my chicken." 」 The son begged, "You count, you count." "How do I count this black grunt?" "I can't see clearly, how do you know it's less?" "If you can't see clearly, you're less!" The old lady said that she wanted to help the ladder to the room again. "Don't... other...... I'll give you the lamp, and you'll count it well. The son brought the lamp, the old lady rushed into the door of the chicken coop, just about to put her hand in, the lamp "poof" went out, the old lady's eyes were dark, naturally it was impossible to count. "Go, light the lamp." Enter the house to make a fire, and after a while the lamp is lit, and when the old lady puts her hand in, the lamp "poofs" and goes out again. After playing the play three times, the old lady somewhat understood, pointed to his son's nose and said, "Are you playing your wife?" Bastards ×! "No, no, you really count." The old lady's hand reached into the chicken coop again, and this time the light did not go out. The old lady flicked the hens one by one, and the hens in the night saw the lights, and saw the old lady's hands dodging, and the old lady really didn't count. "This chicken is really short." "Not short, not short, I'll help you count." Is it 9? The son asked the old lady to hold the lamp, and his hand reached into the chicken coop. With his hand on the hen, he said, "You look at 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, isn't that right?" The old lady shook her head, "I feel like there's one less." "How can you see less?" I help you count you don't believe it? "Chickens a lot?" "Yes, yes, not a few." "Then I have to scold, yesterday I missed an egg." "Didn't you scold last night?" "Then I'll get out of breath tonight and consume food!" "Oh, my old lady, are you having fun?" "Yes, it's just for fun, if I don't scold the street today, others will think your wife is dead!"
According to the current standards, the old lady of the Bei family is definitely a talent with a skill.
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