Symptom 1:
When we were learning German in the first year of junior high school, the teacher asked us to look up a German name for ourselves. The next day the other friends were called "Paul", "Vanessa", "Tim", "Daniel" and the like, which I called "dekadenter Engel mit sechs Fluegeln", which translates to "Chinese called "Six-winged Fallen Angel". I still remember the deep incomprehension that flashed in the eyes of the nearly 60-year-old grandmother teacher when she saw this. form: Cai Jiangzhou raist
PS: Mad, is this child mentally retarded?
Symptom 2:
When it was a little younger, the teacher asked us to name the ∠ on the graph ourselves, for example, we can name it angle 1, angle 2, or angle a, angle b, angle A, angle B... So the name I gave the horn was "Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Xuanyuan Sword"... When the teacher scolded me why I was so naughty, I knew I was wrong. I looked at the mediocre, dreamless faces of my classmates, and replied without thinking, "It's not me who's wrong, it's the world." "From: Cai Jiangzhou raist
PS: You get me out!
Symptoms 3:
When I was in elementary school, I bought a kind of sticker with the size of the eyes, when I was ready to sleep in class, I closed my eyes and pasted the eye sticker on the eyes, and then I put my face facing the teacher, full of thought that I would not be discovered by the teacher, but it was not long before I found that the class suddenly began to die of silence, I tore off the sticker and found that all the students around me looked at me and smiled, and the teacher stared at me viciously...
PS: Classmate, are you testing my INTELLIGENCE?
Symptom 4:
In the political test of middle school, one of the short answer questions used the principle of equal exchange, and I tossed and turned and tried to figure it out, but I felt as if it was very simple, and if I did not answer, I would appear to be very low, so I worked hard to fill the answer with a brush of the book - "People will not get anything without making sacrifices, and if they want to get something, they must pay the same price, which is the principle of equivalent exchange in alchemy." That's what we believe, that's what the world is all about. ”
Later, it is conceivable that in class, the teacher asked to give everyone an explanation. From flower cats
PS: Child, fly back to your planet, the earth is not for you.
Symptoms 5:
The whole high school is spent in secondary two, to put it simply. When I first entered high school, I gave myself the title of His Highness the Night Lord, and forced my table and friends to call me that. So our daily routine goes something like this:
Table Mate: Your Royal Highness the Demon King, borrow a copy of your homework from me.
Me: Stupid human beings, the king's work has a dark seal, and ordinary people can't understand it.
Table: This ghost drawing spell really can't understand π_π...
The point is, they really fried chicken to cooperate with me called His Highness the Demon King, I am the representative of the language class, I want to take it to read, sometimes standing on the podium, reading and reading, I hear them calling me, Your Highness the Demon King, PPT is going to turn the page! It's a shame to think about it now! From Zi Xia
PS: Your Highness the Demon King, dare you ask if your empire is still alive?
Symptoms 6:
Living in the south, there are often typhoons, and when the typhoon day comes, I will send a circle of friends to apologize, probably as follows: "For everyone as a human being, I am sorry that honza released the heavenly rabbit that has been sealed for many years, causing it to wreak havoc in the human world." It broke through the seal, the demon power was so strong that Honza could not control it. "From Zixia
PS: What seal do you still have, let's put it together, let's also see and see~
Symptoms 7:
Holding her daughter on the balcony of the house, her arms pointing between the sea and the sky: "Princess! Then you look up and look at the country that your Father has laid for you! Wuyue's coast, southeast shape sheng, star split wing, ground to jianghu, looking at Jinling under the sun, referring to the magic capital in the clouds. Only above the temple, the decaying wood is the official, and between the temples, the animals eat. The wolf-hearted dog is in the dynasty, and the slave-in-law is in charge. As a result, the mountains and rivers are broken, the land is lost day by day, and we are succumbed to these tens of square meters! Turning his head and looking at her affectionately, he said, "Remember this land, it will one day return to your hands!" The future is all yours, the world is yours, promise to be the Father, must take back our city, okay? ”
"Good ~~~~ " She licked the lollipop carelessly... From broken tiles
PS: This dad, she's still a child!
Symptom 8:
Secondary 2! Too strong ~ not shaking ~ will be hit to the ground!!!
1. Often with another secondary two-sick patient, in restaurants, train stations, bus stations and other crowded places, suddenly the acting skills broke out, and various movie scenes were performed. The most common thing to play is "Don't you go well, I'll raise you." And enjoy it...
2. After taking a bath at school, you generally do not wipe it, dripping water back to the dormitory, in the corridor of the dormitory, be sure to perform the appearance of collapsing and sweating and catching a cold, and chanting lines such as "You can, don't fall down" in your mouth...
3. When eating mulberries, you have to eat a mouth full of purple red, let yourself act like a vampire in the mirror...
4. Can't sleep at night to listen to music, generally hear lyrical small songs, will pretend to be a person who is about to disappear or die, silently read a variety of touching lines in his heart, and play until he is moved to tears every time.
5. In class, I always feel that there is a sudden monster attack, I happen to have superpowers at this time, and then I will stand up and say, "If you want to hurt my teachers and classmates, just step on my corpse!" Such a terrible big hero line...
8. Until now, I keep my mobile phone every day, thinking that one day it will become a sacred plan, and I will become a chosen child. From Fat Tiger
PS: Child, give up treatment, you are no longer saved!
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