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Shang Daqing Sketch "Good Han Song" Line Script / Military Camp Stage

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Shang Daqing Sketch "Good Han Song" Line Script / Military Camp Stage

All female soldiers: (do weight training) 48, 49, 50!

Squad Leader: Let's take a break.

All female soldiers: Yes.

Squad Leader: The company commander has just assigned an urgent mission.

Female Soldier Number Two: Division Mission?

Squad leader: The company commander said, in the first stage of the act, our Red Army and the Blue Army entered a state of glue, it is difficult to distinguish between victory and defeat, and after a while the reconnaissance company will send a male soldier to our good Han class.

Female Soldier Number Three: Why?

Squad Leader: Pick a female soldier to be his partner, and in the afternoon, go deep behind enemy lines of the Blue Army to carry out combat missions.

Female Soldier No. 1: Squad leader, I am not on duty in the afternoon, I will go.

Female Soldier Number Two: I'll go.

Female Soldier Number Three: I'll go.

Female Soldier Number Four: I'll go.

Squad Leader: Go, what a situation, what a situation, are blindly excited, I know that our good Han class took a lot of money on the training ground, but this is to go to the front line of the exercise, are you so confident?

All female soldiers: Yes.

Squad Leader: Even if we are prepared, we still don't know what the specific situation of the male soldiers sent by the reconnaissance company this time is, as the saying goes, we are not afraid of opponents like wolves.

All female soldiers: I am afraid of my teammates like pigs.

Squad Leader: Disbanded.

Squad Leader: Deputy Squad Leader.

Deputy Squad Leader: To.

Squad Leader: Who did the reconnaissance company send this time?

Deputy Squad Leader: This company commander didn't say it, but squad leader, does it still need to be said, then every time there is a major mission, the reconnaissance company sends out the big red man who has won the championship on the field, showed his face on TV, and made a report in the auditorium.

All female soldiers: Who?

Deputy Squad Leader: Long-legged Oba.

All female soldiers: oh my god.

Squad Leader: What's the situation, Oba, was that the ou ban who gave a subject demonstration to the head of the whole brigade some time ago?

Female Soldier No. 1: Handsome, cool.

All female soldiers: It's incomparable.

Female Soldier No. 2: That Ou ban captain him.

Female Soldier No. 3: Mighty and dashing, tall and tall.

Female Soldier No. 2: Kung Fu, a top man.

Female soldier No. 4: Shandong Dahan, 1 meter 88.

Number Five: Distinctive, from the stars ~ ~~

Female Soldier: He!

Female soldiers: Squad leader, I go, I go, I go.

Squad Leader: I go, who, who, what a situation, this is to carry out combat missions, you must meet the requirements of the battle, not any of you who want to go.

Deputy Squad Leader: Exactly.

Squad Leader: I'll go.

All female soldiers: Huh?

Female Soldier No. 2: I'll go.

Deputy Squad Leader: Squad Leader, you don't know what the people are asking for.

Squad Leader: You didn't say that either.

(Unfinished)

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