Novel "Five Grains fragrant rhyme" Chapter 27 "Miaodou Sheep Tongue Sweet"

Novel "Five Grains" 1•27

Original novel of rural revitalization

(3 volumes, 168 chapters)

Grain fragrance

By Lu Dai

【Volume 1 "Rising from the Ground"】

Chapter 27: Sweet Tongue of the Sheep

Words "Minus Magnolia • Clash":

His forehead was bleeding, and he couldn't bear the pain to escape. Sell money and cigarettes, sweet words really want to pass.

In a hurry, the two performed a double reed play. The thief was caught and sent to the police with a burst of joy.

The blood on the sweet hand of the sheep tongue slowly stopped, but the blood on the forehead was still slowly bubbling out, so that it flowed along the corner of the eye into the mouth of the face. He lifted up with one hand to crush the bleeding wound for a while. There was also a faint pain in the knee, but I don't know if it was still bleeding or not. "Hey! Fucking fucking, it doesn't matter much anyway, it's just a little bit of blood, and it doesn't matter. Now the most important thing about this is the 'golden cicada shedding its shell'! ”

Sheep tongue sweet and took out the 1,000 yuan again, plus a pack of soft black tiger brand cigarettes, sweetly handed it to Uncle Chun and said: "Old uncle, your old man's home is that love, do well, accept this money and cigarettes, I will rush to this, the driver is waiting in a hurry in the car." Listen, that horn outside is urging again. ”

"Whew. Whew. "The car horn on the parking lot really sounded twice.

Uncle Chun took the money and cigarette, held it in his hand, and was stunned for a while, but did not find a good word. It's just that my heart is rotten: "What should I do about this?" Sister-in-law Xiu was not there, Lu Lian did not open her mouth, he gave me the money! hey. Give it to me, take it! This money should be collected. Yo! This smoke? Cigarettes cannot be collected. No, you can also take the cigarette, smoke one for everyone, people are tired enough to pack on the car. belch! No way. This man is quite bad, and after receiving money and goods, he is not discouraged enough, and he should be trained and educated. But how do you open your mouth? Say what? Well, there is. All this should be asked of Lu Lian. ”

Therefore, Uncle Chun held the money and cigarette in his hands, looked at Lu Lian and said, "Lu Lian, look at this..."

Lu Lian's heart pump was already turning. Just when Xiu Sister-in-law took a few of them to the telephone room, she would have already understood eight or nine minutes, and later, Xiu Sister-in-law blinked at her twice, and she fully understood Xiu Sister-in-law's intentions. What makes Lu Lian even more clear is that Xiu Sister-in-law's attitude towards the sweet tongue of the sheep is to turn around urgently, just to stabilize this liar! She also hated: "There are too many cheaters in this society, too many fake things, all kinds of things, disturbing the society's restlessness." Now that this liar has arrived in front of him, and he has the handle in his hand, how can he let this guy get away with it, how can he let this thief escape easily! This Wu Lulian was also strategizing: "Sister-in-law Xiu went to find a place to call the police, there must be a time difference in between, how can I stabilize this person?" If this person escapes from my hands, how can he be worthy of Xiu's sister-in-law, and how can he be worthy of the people of Dazhongzhuang? I've got to think faster. Well! pregnant. ”

Four hearts turn, three pairs of battles.

See who has a good idea, success or failure is about to appear.

The escapee was in pain, and the trappers continued.

The real knife is faked, and it is determined not to paint the face.

Turning her mind, Wu Lulian replied to Uncle Chun with a smile: "Uncle Chun, what else to ask, since the boss of the sheep tongue gave this money and cigarettes, you can accept it, or bring it back to everyone to loosen their mouths." When she said this, she had already approached the sheep tongue sweet, and said, "You see, the head and hands of the sheep tongue boss are bloody, how can this work?" The good villains also fell in our place. Uncle Chun, quickly put the money and cigarettes into the purse, and the two of us helped the sheep tongue boss to go to the village medical room to take medicine and apply a cloth, so as not to be infected badly. ”

The sheep tongue sweetly listened and panicked. Lips quickly opened and closed: "No. No. This one doesn't. Thank you very much for this. I'm going to hurry up and go back to that treatment. ”

"It doesn't matter, sheep tongue boss." Lu Lian smiled and said, "I don't want you to give money." feel relieved. ”

"I gave it money." Uncle Chun also spoke very heavily on the side.

At this time, Lu Lian secretly rejoiced: "Good! Uncle Chun already understood my intentions. ”

The tongue and teeth in the mouth could no longer distinguish between soft and hard, so that the words emanating from the throat were chaotic: "Old man, this, this, no, no, no, that is not good." Oh, no this, that's too far away. ”

"Not far, just opposite." Lu Lian said as he went to pull the sheep's tongue sweet.

Looking at this scene, Uncle Chun was angry, and he said with an old face: "Sheep boss, do you do business, can't you be desperate, we are kind and kind to heal your wounds, and the delay can't be long, you insist on refusing." What's the point for you! ”

Lu Lian was really happy this time, and looked at Uncle Chun with a relieved look, and suddenly felt that he was much taller! Immediately, a thought flashed in his mind: "Don't look at Uncle Chun, the reaction is a little slower, but all of a sudden, when you turn the corner, the method is still old." After all, I have been a branch secretary for 20 years!" There are poems to prove uncle Chun:

In a word, things turned around.

Drama leads the sheep's nose away, mourning and whining!

Listening to Uncle Chun's words, the sheep tongue was already embarrassed and confused, and only had a strange smell: "Fuck! This word, just listen to it, seems to be reasonable, but to think deeper, it is reasonable and arbitrary! In this case, that is the most difficult to group words, and at the same time, this is also the most difficult to deal with. Old thief! You are not dead, I have served you, you three dog things! Although the sheep's tongue was so insulting and bold in his heart, beads of sweat had already appeared on his forehead. Helplessly, a set of self-insulting words emerged from between his teeth: "I am a damn sheep!" Alas, only to enter that slaughterhouse. ”

However, after all, the sheep tongue sweet is a battle-hardened figure, although at this step of the field, he still did not show half a horse's foot. He smiled and squinted at Uncle Chun and said, "Old man, why should you take it seriously?" You're so kind, I thank you for that. ”

In this way, the two of them went to the village medical room together.

The medical room is located more than 100 meters west of the village office. It is a household. The owner, Zhong Xianchi, is half a hundred years old and is a rural "barefoot doctor" who came over in the red flag era of the last century. At that time, the barefoot doctor was paid by the brigade and belonged to the department under the responsibility of the brigade. This doctor came from the countryside, served the countryside, and was called a barefoot doctor while practicing medicine. Zhong Xianchi was a student who graduated from the only "Red Medicine Class" opened by the Mine High School in that era. After the reform and opening up, that is, since the early 1980s of the last century, the brigade medical station has been slowly abolished. However, Zhong Xianchi did not lose this job, and according to the situation, he applied for the registration of individual barefoot doctors at the county health bureau, and still borrowed the medical site of the brigade medical station to carry out the business of individual medical rooms. Later, it was slowly and completely privatized. So he bought the belongings of the medical station and moved the medical room to his home. There is a song "Dried Lotus Leaf • Yi Yi Nong" to record the barefoot doctors and medical treatment in this red flag era:

Carrying a hoe is, the medicine box line, two arts and one body hard. Day and night, the farmer's medical household table is clear. Feet go to stream red shadows.

This medical room is arranged with two small rooms, one is a pharmacy, both Chinese and Western medicines, and the other is a place for diagnosis, injection, dressing and other miscellaneous uses. People who have nothing to do with small talk also often come here to play.

Fortunately, there are no people who have come to kill time, and only a few children have come here to play while Zhongzhuang Elementary School is on vacation. When they saw Wu Lulian and the others coming, they all flashed aside.

However, after the sheep's tongue came in, "this" and "that" continued, and a group of children were listened to. After a while, one of the older children pushed the other 4 children out the door with two hands and said, "Hey, this, that, all go outside." "Really, all 5 kids are out of the clinic. The room suddenly seemed a little empty.

However, after just a sip of tea, a special echelon of 5 children entered the house again. The first one was the older kid. I saw him, his left foot resting on the upper knee of his right leg, his right hand clenched into a small fist, his thumb cocked, placed in his mouth, pretending to be an old man. The left hand danced freely, and only the right foot jumped forward with a single jump, saying in a continuous voice: "This" and "that". The sound is continuous.

The second child holds the right shoulder of the first child with his right hand, and the rest of the posture is exactly the same as that of the first child. The mouth is also like a chant of the password. The 3 people in the back are homographed with the second child. What is even more fascinating is that the voices of these 5 children are like someone shouting a password, neat and sonorous. They shouted from outside the door and played into the house, and circled around the house.

Children are naturally good and rare, and they imitate novelty at first sight.

When the crowd saw the children's appearance, they walked away one by one and were dumbfounded. Wu Lulian sat on a stool, motionless, as if nailed and rolled her feet, only a pair of dimples on her face were flickering and agitating.

Uncle Chun held his head high and laughed. He sat in a low chair, leaning over and almost crooked on the ground.

Dr. Zhong Xianchi took a pair of tweezers in his hand, clipped a yellow gauze strip from a white porcelain jar, and prepared to put it on the sweet forehead wound of the sheep's tongue, but it could be sandwiched in the middle of the road, his eyes inadvertently glanced at the children, his face was moved, he unconsciously lost his mind, his fingers were loose, and the gauze strip in the clip suddenly fell to the ground, and he was so angry that he yelled at the children: "Roll." scram! "Seeing Zhong Xianchi:

Wearing a white coat, he rushed with rage, laughing and crying invisible tweezers.

Medical treatment is good, and the service to people is red.

At this time, the children are turning to the sheep's tongue sweet, still learning the strange words "this" and "that" with relish, which is also wandering. Unconsciously, hearing this sudden roar, it frightened the foot that landed on the ground, and it was really unstable, only to fall to the ground, and several people were crowded in a pile!

"'This' fell!" I couldn't tell who shouted at the moment the children fell.

"That bastard that little guy!" Sheep Tongue Sweet scolded the children piled up in front of him: "Don't go out that yet." ”

The children got up in a panic and slipped out the door one by one.

After a while, the three wounds of the sweet tongue were covered. At this time, Yang Yantian was ready to get up and go out, but Wu Lulian and Uncle Chun's hearts were burning with anxiety, and they seemed to hear a little voice quietly coming from Lu Lian's throat: "Why doesn't Sister-in-law Xiu come yet?" Uncle Chun also paused darkly.

People are anxious and not smelly, full of fried.

At the moment when The Sheep Tongue Sweet got up and walked outside the door, two policemen came in and caught the Sheep Tongue Sweet.

"This, that, how about this?" What's going on with that..." The sheep's tongue was so shocked that it didn't speak, and the words didn't make a word.

"What's going on? This is called a scammer caught! Sister-in-law Xiu said to The Sheep Tongue Sweet outside the door: "At present, it is the climax of the national fight against counterfeiting, and you are too bold to do it!" ”

A word is sweet and dumb. Only to see him crying and mourning, shrugging his head, obediently getting into the police car with the police. There are poems about sheep's tongue sweet:

Thinking that you are smart and play tricks is really not a good thing.

For the sake of business, there is no way to deceive people, and heavenly reason does not tolerate law and law.

Bad things will eventually be difficult to hide, and fools will always deceive themselves.

Sheep tongue roll rice blind swallow, sweet in the thorny rhinoceros!

After the police car left, Wu Lulian turned to Xiu Sister-in-law urgently, as if a gas accumulated in her chest suddenly exploded, and said: "Sister-in-law Xiu, how did you come here, hard to kill me!" ”

"I went out of the village committee to the dealership to call the '幺幺 zero' alarm, then went to stabilize the driver, and then, at the entrance of the village, waited for the people in the police station to come." I think that I did this, first, so as not to make the driver suspicious, and second, to wait for the village entrance, if the sheep's tongue is sweet, I will arrange a method to circumvent him for a while. Later, I heard that you had taken him to the medical room, and I was relieved. ”

Lu Lian immediately smiled and said playfully: "You threw that big 'living ghost' to me, you are really relieved!" ”

"There is no reassuring thing about this." With you hot girl here, I'm afraid I can't fight a little 'ghost this and that'! Sister-in-law Xiu also smiled and said, "I have thought about this too." But I decided that as long as you understood my intentions, he wouldn't be able to fight you! ”

"Sister-in-law Xiu, you don't have to patronize and praise me, this matter is really a loss to Uncle Chun, if it weren't for his words..." Lu Lian was a little embarrassed.

"No, no, that's the wisdom of Lu Lian's son." Uncle Chun hurriedly threw words at the side: "Of course, this matter also benefits from those children." They bought us some time. ”

"And Brother Xianchi also helped." Lu Lian glanced at Dr. Zhong Xianchi, who was collecting the utensils, and smiled, "Your piece of gauze has fallen so well!" ”

Zhong Xianchi was suddenly dumbfounded, and only smiled confusedly. At the end, he said, "I don't know what's going on with you." ”

"Money. Brother Xianchi. To give. Wu Lulian handed 10 yuan to Zhong Xianchi. Xian chi smiled, "You give money?" He took out a 3 yuan plug from his pocket and said to Lu Lian, "Collect less." ”

Laughter and joy resounded again in the medical room.