Welcome to [Bedtime Hey Hey Hey Hey]. The annual military training began. When training in the military, you see yourself ↓↓
And you in the eyes of the instructor ↓↓
The little brother told the freshmen with the experience of the people who came over: Remember the feeling of walking now, because after the military training, you may not even walk.
In addition, although there are many little sisters and little brothers in the university, for most people, you are a single dog before military training, and after military training, you will only become a military dog, or a tanned military dog.
On September 4th, in the course of the military training of the new students of Zhengzhou Institute of Finance and Economics, several senior students who were engaged in things walked by with ice-cold watermelons, ice-cooled Cokes and other freshmen in the military training, showing their naughty nature.
However, what these melon-eating students never expected was that they were discovered by the school leaders in less than a day and asked them to train with the new students...
See? This is the fate of the melon-eating masses! Justice may be late, but it is never absent! Sooner or later, you will have to pay it back, and your commotion will eventually flash to your own waist.
Therefore, the little brother advised everyone to be kind, just like this boy. During the military training, the only girl in the class was tired and crying, and a boy stood in a military posture to shade her!
So, stop complaining that you're single, and ask yourself if you've ever paid for the other person? There is no gain in paying. Want to get something for nothing? There are no doors! All that awaits you is the same fate as him.
Recently, a man in Tokyo, Japan, robbed a convenience store with a knife, but in the face of the threat of robbers, the clerk was indifferent, because the weapon in the robber's hand was a nose hair knife of a few centimeters! It is said that the scene was very embarrassing at that time...
The first to come out of the awkward atmosphere was the clerk, after all, the robber with the nose knife was also a robber, so he was ready to take out the money from the cashier, but at this time the robber did not do it, and the robber scolded the clerk for "not moving", which made the clerk feel quite confused. In the end, the robber fled in a panic and was arrested.
Robber: Seriously! Don't laugh! I'm robbing here
Clerk: I'm sorry! Am I going to pretend to be afraid? My laugh point makes me only cooperate here, hahahahahahahahaha
Has the world become so indifferent? Everyone is laughing, and no one cares how scared the nose hair is? Nose hair: I am a little bit away from dying on the spot, am I super scared?!
It's really interlaced like a mountain, take a nose knife and rob it, is it necessary to shout "Don't move!" Hand over the money, or your nose hair will die? "Brother, do you have any misunderstandings about the robbery industry?" If you succeed in the robbery, you must not blow the cattle of a lifetime?! In addition, if you take a nose hair knife to rob, you are not afraid that the clerk will pick up the razor from the shelf and kill it? What an ignorant man has no fear.
In the same way, the little brother wants to give it to Li Mou in Guizhou. On September 5, Li Moufang was arrested for holding a murder weapon and fighting with others, and the court finally pronounced a sentence of 9 years and 8 months, and then Li Moufang actually made a request in court: "I ask the adjudicator to sentence me to ten years, make up a whole number." Judge: Next time, next time I fulfill you.
The little brother has only heard of the request for a commutation, this is the first time I have seen someone actually ask for a whole number, give yourself a sentence, brother, borrow a step to speak, is it difficult for you to be a Virgo?
It's hard to believe that this math teacher actually teaches physical education. Recently, some netizens broke the news that primary school students in the fourth grade of primary school received a "special" homework from a math teacher, that is, counting 100 million grains of rice at home, packing them with food bags the next morning and bringing them back to school, and asking parents to supervise.
100 million grains of rice, is it difficult to complete? If you count one grain per second, it only takes three years to count! The weight of another grain of rice is about 0.02g, and a hundred million grains of rice is 2 tons, so the little brother suspects that this math teacher is actually a physical education teacher, ostensibly counting rice grains, but actually let students carry 2 tons of exercise and exercise! Teacher, well-intentioned, ah, but the embarrassment is that we who have no mines at home, are too poor, and there are no 100 million grains of rice at home!
Well, today is here, the little brother is going home for a few meters, and tomorrow he will have to go to school! Good night, everyone!
Source: Hubei Jingshi / Editor: Zhongbei Road Brother / Editor-in-Chief: Mao Sha