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The 10 happiest ways to die in the world, which one do you prefer?

author:Yang Zhenyu
The 10 happiest ways to die in the world, which one do you prefer?

As the saying goes: there is no big deal except death. In fact, death is not a big deal. Before and after death, just a smile. Extremely boring, Mr. Yang Zhenyu personally summarized the world's top ten happiest ways to die, for your reference only. If you read the text below and accidentally die happily, I am not responsible.

1. When encountering a beautiful woman (or a handsome and handsome guy who is heroic and compelling), the heart beats like a kangaroo and is fascinated.

2. Wake up and find that the lottery ticket you accidentally bought won the jackpot of tens of millions of yuan, do not know how to spend, happy.

3. Decades of old friends meet each other, raise a glass and drink bitterly, Heina siphon, da chang old nostalgia, drunk to death.

4. Skynet is restored, neglect is not leaked, seeing that the wicked will eventually get the evil retribution, and in the prison of the Nine Shadows and Eighteen, all the damned people, laughing to death.

5. Go out and step on the, so I handed over the luck, all the way to the yellow Tengda, soaring, the leader is heavy, the subordinate support, others have a good father, we have a good life, beautiful death.

6. Spend with your lover before the moon, amphibious and double flying, Qingqing me and me, you nong and me nong, fluttering, happy to think, happy to die.

7. Family warmth and harmony, career smooth sailing, love is happy and happy, going out is respected, children are all instruments, life is not alarming, bored to death.

8. Recognizing her (him) at a glance among thousands of people, just a glance back, he has already been destined for three lives, and from then on he has returned to seclusion, and has gone to the shepherds outside sai to herd horses and drive tractors, and die freely.

9. Stock speculation has not been trapped, buying a house has not become a house slave, driving has never received a ticket, shopping has never been slaughtered, eating has not eaten flies, life does not know which side of the hospital door to open, married for many years of daughter-in-law did not wear a green hat for herself, sell sweet potatoes did not meet the city management, lived for many years The old house has not been demolished, has not been employed, divorced, castrated, woke up and is still alive, can also breathe heavily, and die happily.

10. After reading the above 9, if you are not dead, then you basically do not have to die. Because most likely, you are already worse off than dead. hehe.

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