I am Ah Yin, nicknamed white elephant, how, look at my nickname to know that I am very powerful. There are also many people who call me third brother, which must be your respect for my third status of blue star, hee-hee, but you have to keep a low profile, don't call it so loud, because there is a guy in the north who always loves to beat the world's third, and he beat me that year, almost 60 years have passed, and it still hurts.
Hey, don't laugh, don't laugh, I wasn't beaten because I couldn't beat him. This guy didn't talk about martial arts, came to deceive, came to sneak up on my 5,000-year-old comrade, and I was beaten by him.
Passerby A: No, how did I hear that you drank too much of the Ganges River and fainted, went to other people's homes to touch porcelain, wanted to take advantage of the famine in other people's homes, robbed other people's land, people repeatedly tried to persuade you fruitlessly, forced to beat you up because of helplessness. I also heard that three people broke up a battalion of you, and within a month they pushed from the Himalayas to New Delhi, but in the end they didn't do much for you and retreated. From this point of view, it seems that it is you who do not talk about martial arts.
Passerby B: Yes, yes, yes. In addition, you don't seem to be a 5,000-year-old man, historically you are a geographical term here, here people come and go, Aryans have come, Persians have come, Greeks have come, Mongols have come, it has always been fragmented, and finally John the cow came to glue here, this is yours. On the contrary, the person who beat you up is a 5,000-year-old guy smashing!
Oh, don't listen to these two people talking nonsense, it's not like this, with the character and ability of my white elephant, how can I do such a thing. I am the largest boiling country in Blue Star, the leader of the Third World.
Passerby C: But I heard that your family is very hierarchical, there are some Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vedas, these messy hierarchies, and even the untouchables, this is the 21st century, your family still has this set, where is this democracy?
Passerby: Yeah, yeah. I have heard that you have been in South Asia for more than half a century, with the connivance of eagle sauce and woolly bears, dominating South Asia, annexing Sikkim, controlling Bhutan and Sri Lanka, holding Nepal hostage, breaking up baba sheep, and being bullied by you in South Asia, if it were not for the fact that the north had beaten you from time to time, so that you would not have gone too far, you could have killed them all. Which third world leader are you?
Oh, don't listen to their nonsense. When did I bully them, we are poor in South Asia, there are many people, I am a personage of sound and color, the bearer of South Asia, I want to take care of them and lead them forward. Of course, the best thing is to let them be a part of me, then I can lead them better. You see how well I have developed in recent years, the GDP has been the fifth in BlueStar, even my daddy John Cow is not more than me, and my family's pharmaceutical manufacturing and software industry, that is Bluestar's premier, Eagle Sauce's Silicon Valley you know, the CEOs of the enterprises there are all my family's people!
Passerby Ding: I heard that your family even counts cow dung in GDP, is it true? I heard that your family does not even have a toilet, and your family is excreted by Ollie everywhere, so why not build a toilet with such a high GDP? Also ah, your family's software is for the West to work for it, so many people go to Silicon Valley as CEOs are not back, they are already eagle sauce people, you say your software industry cattle batch, how a well-known software company does not have?
Passerby C: That's it. Also ah, I heard that your family's drugs are either OEM, or illegal imitation, and the raw materials of the pharmaceutical are bought from the neighbors in the north, oh, just some time ago you went to his house to touch porcelain, but also banned people's products, people can't bear to give you a broken raw material, your family's pharmaceutical industry was paralyzed at once. Also, now the new crown virus is raging around the world, your family is very sick, I heard that the vaccines in the West are all oem of your family, but you who produce vaccines can't get the vaccine, rely on drinking cow urine to treat the disease, is it true?
Don't spread rumors about my strength. My white elephant and eagle sauce and hair bear are both ferromagnetic, in Europe there is my dry daddy John cow, in the east there is a small day of good foot basin chicken, friends all over the world, the world's only one. The guy from the north, now that hawk sauce is being targeted, I will soon be able to surpass him, and soon I will become a big country with a voice and color, and I will get the position of permanent director of the Blue Star Management Committee!
Passerby A: White elephant, it has always been you touching porcelain, people don't pay much attention to you at all, have you ever thought about it because your grade is not enough? As for what you said about friends all over the world, have you ever thought that maybe they want to use you to do something?
Passerby B: I heard that every time you apply for the Standing Committee of the Blue Star Management Committee, all five of them are 4 people in favor and one person is against, and the people who oppose it every time are different. Have you ever thought that this might not be a coincidence?
This ,..., this, it is impossible, we are all cooking camps, how can they pit me. Besides, I am full of martial arts and strength, so why underestimate me. You see recently Eagle Sauce is going to retreat from the Afu family, I want to enter the field to expand my influence, as long as I do this thing that Eagle Sauce has not done, then I must be a blue star with a sound and color figure, is it not natural to be a standing committee member! And the Afu family is west of that guy, as long as I control the Afu family, I can form a strategic detour against him, and see if he dares to underestimate me.
Passerby A: Oh, white elephant, Afu family's land and nicknamed "Imperial Cemetery", you dry daddy John cow, hair bear, eagle sauce are planted there, are you sure you want to do it?
Passerby B: Your so-called martial virtue is abundant, it seems that they were all bought, you two sons in South Asia, even if you don't have enough to look at, listen to your uncle's advice, the water in the land of the Afu family is very deep, you can't grasp it.
,..., this..., ahem! You slander, slander, despise me! I'm not going to tell you, I'm going back to singing and dancing and drinking the water of the Ganges...
"Ah, toot, toot, so cold, I'm playing with mud in the northeast...