1. My girlfriend sent WeChat at night to tell me that her off-site boyfriend sent her 6 red envelopes, adding up to almost 700 yuan, and then she returned it all. I'm busy asking what? Is there a fight? She said no, and she thought it was not interesting to take the money. I said you don't want money and it makes sense, so what gift do you want the most? After a while she replied, wouldn't it be better to send a sauce plate duck? Right! Sauce plate duck! I read that right, it's sauce plate duck... I really don't understand the world of foodies...
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2. There are small hamsters for sale at the entrance of the school, and I was immediately attracted by the cute little hamsters. So I was ready to buy one, and then the vendor said that there was a very cute purple hamster, like to pretend to be dead, I picked it up and moved, it was indeed not moving, it was instantly cute, and the next day after getting to the bedroom, I found that it was still not moving... At this time, I only felt that thousands of horses were rushing through my heart, that big brother you give me out, I promise not to kill you!
3. Hanging out on the street with friends, seeing two seven- or eight-year-old boys fighting, I think those who wear red clothes can win, friends think that those who wear blue clothes can win, we bet 100 yuan on the bet, buddies see that blue clothes are going to lose, they go to the fight, and then my friends and I also fight. As for how am I doing now? In the end, of course, I won, and I won the $100, but it would have been better if I wasn't in the hospital.
4. When my mother was cooking, she found that there was no soy sauce, so she asked me to go downstairs to buy soy sauce. I didn't want to play the game and said to my mother, "Mom, I have something important, you go by yourself!" At this time, the little niece took the money in her mother's hand and said, "Grandma is not me saying you, if I had such a son, I would have beaten him with a feather duster." "After saying that, the little niece pulled open the door and went downstairs to buy soy sauce, while my mother was looking for a feather duster."
5. Take the boyfriend home, the father asked a lot of questions, the boyfriend was frightened, so he said: Uncle, in fact, my family conditions are not very good, my parents are ordinary workers, I have just graduated, no house, no car, did not find a job, even when I came to the road, your daughter helped me pay, but I will find a job, and then work hard to make money, so that your daughter can live a happy life, I really like her, said dad moved to tears. I glared at my boyfriend and said angrily, "Why don't you introduce me the way I told you?" The boyfriend said calmly: I don't want to lie, I think my uncle can feel my sincerity. Dad wiped his tears, handed his boyfriend two hundred dollars, and said: "Child, you are very sincere, the fare to go back, uncle out!" Just don't come back! ”