Because, it's easy to be thunderous!
That's right, we are talking about Gu Changwei's new film "It's Good to Meet You"
However, after reading it, I think it is really very bad to meet you.
This film now has a Douban score of 4.9 points, to be honest... I think, artificially high.
The premonition can continue to fall, at least how to catch up with the previous work "The Gradual Entry of Micro Love". After all, in contrast, "Micro Love" can still see the original intention after a little compromise, but "It's Good to Meet You" seems to have given up completely.
Like "Micro Love", Gu once again filmed a group of people he was completely unfamiliar with, tried his own completely unsuitable comedy style, and unsurprisingly, once again made the audience feel very embarrassed.
The last time he photographed the young people who drifted north, this time, he photographed high school repeat students.
As we said in the foresight, this group of people looks as if they have been re-reading for ten years.
And when you look up the information, it's really like this. Several male actors, Bai Ke is 30 years old, Cao Jun is 30 years old, Zhang Haiyu is 29 years old... Looking for this group of people to play repeat students, probably there is some misunderstanding of repeat reading.
At such an old age, I am still repeating the college entrance examination??? Do you mean to ask your parents for money?
Actresses pay more attention to maintenance, and the sense of violation is relatively less intense. But the following Zhou Chuhao, also an actor born in 86, is 32 years old this year.
He had just played a teacher in "My Heart Is Excited", which was also a youth film, and turned around to play a female student.
"My Heart Is Racing"
"It's Nice to Meet You"
For a living example, let's look at the real high school students in "My Heart Is Excited."
It should look like this!!
Sun Yihan, a student who performed "My Heart Is Excited", was a !!! in 1998.
alas!
Another Cao Jun is actually a very famous child star. When I was a child, I looked like this, and I acted in "True Life Little Monk", "Baolian Lantern", "Nine-year-old County Grandpa" and so on. (Wait, it seems to expose age)
But he looks like this in the movie.
A man who had been struck by lightning
I really don't understand why the director thinks that he is still thirty years old or young, alive, and really young compared with the director.
However, if compared with the inexplicable, schizophrenic, obscene plot. Over-aged actors are already the least contradictory place in this movie.
Because, although these actors were involuntarily selected, they still tried to play high school students. Especially Lan Yingying, recently because of "The Birth of an Actor" has become popular again, really good acting, very optimistic about her.
We know that the film has eight screenwriters, and it can be seen from the film that their hobbies are in opposite directions.
Remember the names of these eight people.
Some people like folk songs, some people like hip hop. So you'll find that the whole movie is a folk MV skewer; but at the end, suddenly everyone sang the first number of nobles together, and added a bunch of bullet screens. Perhaps, the creators feel that adding a bullet screen will be young.
However, this may also be the first time in the history of Chinese cinema that folk songs and the souls ♂ of Digital Noble collide.
The film is divided into three short stories.
Seeing the first story, Bai Ke loves to write novels, Lan Yingying skipped class to go to the top floor to see the plane, I just sighed: Hey, the common disease of domestic youth films, you are re-reading students, it is not good to study, and there is time to fall in love every day.
When I saw the back, I realized that I was really too simple. Because, the first story, even if it is cheesy, at least the campus background, the last two are what, I have nothing to say.
The second story is very complicated, you can say that you can say that you are an ancient puzzle boy, you can also say that you can say that you are a martial artist, in short, very jianghu, very social.
The male protagonist Cao Jun played Agarwood when he was a child, and now he plays a virtual bamboo, looking like he has just come out of the Shaolin Temple. Although he was hot-headed, wore a leather coat, and had been struck by lightning (it was true), he was a good boy.
Although his opponent, as a campus bully, can blow up the bar with fireworks and burn his classmates to death.
However, in order to defend the dream girl wearing a white dress, The Virtual Bamboo still hit ten with one dozen, and never gave up.
In the end, the school bully went to jail.
And The virtual bamboo, and Menggu sailed out to sea to explore the new world!!
Sorry, took the wrong script, it turned out that he was not a virtual bamboo, but Shen Lang.
The third story makes us dream back to Qiong Yao.
The male protagonist sat next to him lazy when he ran the playground at night, and was hit by the instep of his foot with a flying knife that fell from the head, so he was lame.
On sick leave, he called the girls' dormitory in his dormitory, and a girl dressed in white who was preparing to jump off the building did not go to class and answered the phone.
Although the girl is heartbroken because her boyfriend was killed by the fireworks of the colonel above, she is planning to commit suicide and martyrdom.
But she fell in love with the guy after ten minutes.
Ten minutes later, they broke up, and I don't know why.
Because love is insoluble.
The scariest thing is that you will find that from the beginning to the end of the film, there are two teachers in the school, a teaching director and a housekeeper aunt.
And they ended up eloping on motorcycles.
I don't know what style this is anymore... Junichi Watanabe?
One thing is for sure, the aesthetics of these eight screenwriters are very advanced.
So, this movie is full of obscenity for girls.
The well-behaved girl who raised the flag became the target of the school's male business because she wore a black bra, and finally someone even wrote "She is a bus" on the toilet door. Whatever logic is in this, you leave it alone, because I don't know.
In the dormitory, I randomly asked out a girl, confessed to her at the first meeting, and on the first day of acquaintance, I thought of my boyfriend and protector, because she was beautiful.
This can't help but remind me of a similar bridge section in Gu Dao's last "Micro Love".
Chen He used WeChat to shake a car model Yang Ying who lived in the opposite building, chatted a few words, the other party invited him to sit over, he immediately felt that she was about to play sm with him, and took out Durex with great interest.
"The Gradual Entry of Micro Love"
This is the girl in Gu's movie, he really picks actresses, they are fresh, clean, beautiful and special.
But they are also very good at getting started.
And what makes them love to death and live are these straight men who are not trim and are full of obscenity about life.
Forget it, I'm being too polite. Goddess with dick silk, that's it.
So, you will find that every love in this movie is indeed illogical.
Di Si with the goddess is not terrible, the terrible thing is that the goddess is still low to the dust. They are vulnerable in every relationship and are always dependent on each other.
Lan Yingying is a scumbag who admires white guests who can write novels; Wang Yuwen was humiliated by the whole school slut; Zhou Chuhao was rescued when she committed suicide, and she should be promised to herself.
It's like in "Micro Love", Yang Ying, who has become a big star, turns around and still wants to chase Chen He, who still has nothing to do. Driving a sports car, she offered to kiss, how could he?
In "It's Nice to Meet You", the reason why the three little couples are not together is always because the girls are naïve, because they are unreasonable, and because the love in middle school should have no results, so that the straight man will always be remembered and unforgettable.
It's not the love of a high school student, but it's really a middle-aged man fantasizing about the love that should be in high school.
A first love full of hormones, full of obscenity, full of black bras and a lot of air.
But even, that's not even the scariest part of the movie.
Jiang Wenli plays the dormitory aunt Wang in the movie, the familiar tooth shape, living in a sad self-intoxication.
Later, she herself admitted that this person was Wang Cailing in "Li Chun", "This is the director's design, and the director hopes to have continuation."
《Li Chun》
Continuation of the director???????
What is the continuation of the director?
In "Li Chun", Wang Cailing, whose heart is higher than the sky and has an ambition to love art, but she runs into walls everywhere and finally has to submit to reality.
Finally, she became such a hungry and funny old maid, wrestling with all the students in the school, and finally eloping with the director of teaching on a motorcycle to find the second spring?
This is not even the first time that Jiang Wenli has played ugly, she is a wolf-like hungry landlord in "Micro Love", and in "The Favorite" she is a grain house sister who steals chickens and dogs.
"The Favourite"
Each time, she had to give way to those younger and more beautiful faces, not to be willing to be green leaves, but to be a clown. She didn't even get a normal role. The most infuriating thing is that she has always been beautiful!
But only this time made me saddest the most.
Yes, at first I did feel as disgusting as swallowing a fly, but now the more I think about it, the more sad I feel.
After what experience, Wang Cailing, who is struggling for her ideals, will lose her radiance and become a clown with a complete face?
The person who once knew her so well, the person who had shown himself to the audience, why did he extend a butcher knife to her?
I do not know.
But what I do know is that meeting you is really bad, too bad, very bad.
Really, the whole person is not good!